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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1h

a real quote from the movie

''Depeche Mode are better than Mozart'' says Jared 'Tron' Leto, his lifeless eyes staring glazily into the distance "it's a synth pop band from the 80s"

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1h

"wah wah the plot of tron wasn't good" "I didn't like the plot of tron" that's what you sound like "jared leto is a bad actor" "the acting in tron 3 is bad" yeah its a laser movie. "why do they keep making trons??" buddy there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1h

Tron 3D was great, I give it 10 mg

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 3h

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 3h

Audiences will be begging for Mercy!

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 3h

They should let the audience vote during the movie if Chris Pratt lives or dies at the end of this

Chris Pratt is strapped onto an execution chair and an ai has given him 90 minutes to prove he's not a cop who murdered his wife. Audiences will be begging for Mercy!

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 3h

They should let the audience vote during the movie if Chris Pratt lives or dies at the end of this

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 6h

They should show baseball games at AMC

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 13h

Portland already has The Pickles

Bigfoot is Real And We Can Prove It night presented by pickle alcohol ft the Portland Pickles all stars vs their bench the Portland Rosebuds
With a photo of a pickle mascot and a Bigfoot petting a racoon

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

you shouldn't be posting at all. you should be skeeting

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

It only works if your posts are good. Sorry!

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

I love it when my car "biodegrades easily"

New Scientist @newscientist.com · 1d

Hard plastic made from bamboo is as strong and durable as conventional plastics for uses such as household appliances and car interiors, but also recyclable and biodegrades easily in soil.

Biodegradable plastic made from bamboo is strong and easy to recycle

Bamboo is a highly renewable resource, and its cellulose fibres can be turned into a hard, mouldable plastic for use in cars and appliances

www.newscientist.com

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

They should make one of these but with 40 good flavors

40 flavor Jelly Belly jellybeans including clunkers like buttered popcorn, marshmallow, and things of that nature

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 2d

genuinely squealed like I saw a celebrity

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

I'm really gonna miss this labeler

Rose who apparently works here at bluesky laments the reductionist definition of "follower" in a post where she's clearly labeled as a JD VANCE FOLLOWER

Rose 🌹

‪@rose.bsky.team‬

Follow

JD Vance Follower
The "follow" button confounds "I'm looking at your content" and "I endorse this content." We need two different ways to signal the difference between the two.
October 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

How many people work at this fucking website?? I can't keep learning about new people

tinybaby @tiny.baby · 2d

lol

latest post and pinned post on rose.bsky.team's feed which contradict each other

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

I think the most recent thing it autocorrects stays underlined to show you it was changed?? Idk

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

lot of incredible Halloween costume options this year

Leo in one battle after another wearing a bathrobe and big black sunglasses

The hero Portland needed, a person in an inflatable frog costume, bravely stares down a bunch of dipshit cops

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

I think I bought 10 special edition Matisyahu albums

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

I can't make it any shorter, sorry

Plus when Tower went out of business they hired a liquidator who didn't time the increasing %'s off correctly so basically all the merchandise was still left on the last day and I stood there in the store building a giant pile as they announced bigger and bigger discounts "50% off now" "60%" "80%" until they said everything was 25¢ and I checked out, purchasing the 1600 new CDs and DVDs I'd spent all day meticulously picking out

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

it might be really good!!

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

I can't make it any shorter, sorry

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

Are the crows metaphors??

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

maybe a hip indie record store would have been better but I didn't have one of those. I had Tower Records. And they sold me 400 books like this for a quarter that I didn't, and probably still don't, understand

Cover of Grant Morrison's vertigo comic Sebastian O #2 where Sebastian fights crows or something. Sometimes comics like this had nudity and it was NEVER erotic

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

maybe a hip indie record store would have been better but I didn't have one of those. I had Tower Records. And they sold me 400 books like this for a quarter that I didn't, and probably still don't, understand

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

I've got Tower nostalgia I'm afraid. They used to operate a spectacularly large newsstand (thousands of periodicals) - and my store was boxing up all the unsold comics and selling them 20 for $5. I got so many indecipherable Vertigo comics when I was 12. This was in the suburbs. The system worked

Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 2d

Tower Records nostalgia isn’t the same as Blockbuster or fish tank-era Walmart nostalgia but it was still a bad chain with insane prices

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

I smell a Pulitzer

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

Shutting down the only purely-factual labeler on this site

If you don't want to be known as a "JD VANCE FOLLOWER" then don't follow JD Vance!

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