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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social
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"food-motivated but still kind of uptight" Probably a human being. Former NJ vol fire chief. RA, SLE, POTS. Happy Color Profiteer Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
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Maybe horses are just perfect now, A. They have six legs, sure, but they are PERFECT
You cannot miss Egg Log, Egg Log finds you, it haunts all our dreams. Do not try to escape Egg Log. Do not try.
Rat spoons

actually, NYC putting coke spoons on their menus, by law, really is very Adams
lol that would make my skin SO ANGRY but also I am moderately sure the cozy mystery I am currently reading used this to kill an elderly woman (the needles were coated with HEMLOCK)
Cheer's favorite souvenir from her time in NYC: her rabies shots
Where is she supposed to be from, the 1930s?
I am always astounded when people complain that fast food and/or gas stations aren't meeting their stupid macros, drink your weird smoothies and leave us alone, gym bros
Would it help if they put up a big visual barrier so no one takes embarrassing pics?
Oh lord ICE did a raid on street vendors in Chinatown on Canal St, I bet that went well
I am dying, NYC passed a thing requiring only chains (15 or more locations) to put a little sugar spoon warning on any menu item with 'too much' sugar, and the first example is Taco Bell, which none of us knew was unhealthy

Thankfully I can stick to chains with 10 locations and LIVE FOREVER
I did a covid-flu combo this year and I suspect it was the flu shot that was worse, but I was fine within a day
Pick literally anyone else, I know it's a small state but surely there are more than three people living there (this guy, Mills and Collins). Anyone over 30 with no Nazi tattoos this should not be a hard ask. There is even time to carpetbag someone
Is this entirely different Yoda? Were you body snatched? Do you have a Baddie tattoo?
Agreed there, one of the first things I spit out as a baby was butternut squash. But I do like summer squash/zucchini, unless it's trying to pretend to be pasta, no thank you, gimme carbs
Oh I can still make a mess with ramen, pasta cannot be long and not flick sauce or broth on the top half of my shirt, that is law (I also have this problem with lo mein and also anything dipped in melted butter)
I went on an Aglio e Olio (spaghetti with olive oil & roasted garlic) kick once and even eating them not in bed, ruined all my shirts, like I really should have worn a bib or 3 every time, olive oil EVERYWHERE
I like the spaghetti pasta but for allergy reasons usually have them buttered or with olive oil. Angel hair can die in a fire though, horrible stuff
When they had the beef brisket (which you may still get in FL?) that was really good with a mashed potato base, a lot like pot roast. I've even used it when I was making shepherd's pie at home and just doctored it up (also I get it as a side with a burger. Their fries do suck)
"I really can't think of anything worse as a symbol than a skull" lmao