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KAFUI 🇬🇭
@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.
“I don’t remember there being this much rape, it’s described on the box as a ‘romp!’ 😬”!-ass generation
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“I don’t remember there being this much rape, it’s described on the box as a ‘romp!’ 😬”!-ass generation
I did sketch at UCB then standup for a lil bit so I’ve been steeped in it like Tetley, it is what it is.
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I did sketch at UCB then standup for a lil bit so I’ve been steeped in it like Tetley, it is what it is.
Airplane>>> but it’s so subjective and it is absolutely not treated as such lol
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Airplane>>> but it’s so subjective and it is absolutely not treated as such lol
In a comedy writers room you have to know SO MUCH about what white men ages 36-65 think is PEAK COMEDY that I’m not surprised by this list at all. You must understand the Spaceballs references, you must pretend you are not afraid when you’re shown Sam Kinison’s angry shark eyes.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
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The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
In a comedy writers room you have to know SO MUCH about what white men ages 36-65 think is PEAK COMEDY that I’m not surprised by this list at all. You must understand the Spaceballs references, you must pretend you are not afraid when you’re shown Sam Kinison’s angry shark eyes.
You won’t be disappointed!
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You won’t be disappointed!
I’m a simple gal of simple tastes.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I’m a simple gal of simple tastes.
The Giancarlo Esposito intro to the new De La Soul really made me smile.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The Giancarlo Esposito intro to the new De La Soul really made me smile.
Quaaludes and trans fats would be the lay of the land.
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Quaaludes and trans fats would be the lay of the land.
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Eating the same damn lunch every day like Prometheus’ bird.
November 23, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Eating the same damn lunch every day like Prometheus’ bird.
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Olivia Nuzzi sexting the sext man for the worst sexts I’ve ever seen in my life.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Olivia Nuzzi sexting the sext man for the worst sexts I’ve ever seen in my life.
Mildred Pierce's maxim was that you should never leave one room without knowing what you are going to do in the next one. I disappoint that bitch each and every day though, because what the FUCK did I come to the kitchen for, I cannot recall for the life of me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Mildred Pierce's maxim was that you should never leave one room without knowing what you are going to do in the next one. I disappoint that bitch each and every day though, because what the FUCK did I come to the kitchen for, I cannot recall for the life of me.
Oh, I never got a Real ID. Forgot. It kinda seems like anyone can do whatever they want in any given situation in the country right now, though, so I’m actually not too worried about it. The TSA uses the Island of Misfit Toys as a hiring agency, I’ll be fine.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Oh, I never got a Real ID. Forgot. It kinda seems like anyone can do whatever they want in any given situation in the country right now, though, so I’m actually not too worried about it. The TSA uses the Island of Misfit Toys as a hiring agency, I’ll be fine.
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
Yes, I am funded by that account to the tune of $700,000 annually.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Yes, I am funded by that account to the tune of $700,000 annually.
Olivia Nuzzi sexting the sext man for the worst sexts I’ve ever seen in my life.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Olivia Nuzzi sexting the sext man for the worst sexts I’ve ever seen in my life.
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My favorite preworkout snack is protein pussy.
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My favorite preworkout snack is protein pussy.
Anything can be praxis. Everything is praxis.
Harrison Bergeroning myself by tamping down my natural charisma and covering up my bodacious cans. Getting kicked in the head by a horse, as praxis.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Anything can be praxis. Everything is praxis.
When I “hide your reply from everyone”, I believe you should receive a moderate electric shock as a gentle rebuke to remind you that you are posting in a society and should conduct yourself accordingly. Operant conditioning as community management.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When I “hide your reply from everyone”, I believe you should receive a moderate electric shock as a gentle rebuke to remind you that you are posting in a society and should conduct yourself accordingly. Operant conditioning as community management.
🥲 A hero we can trust
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
🥲 A hero we can trust