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KAFUI 🇬🇭
@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.
Calling the Butterball hotline to inquire about that little scamp The Rizzler. Wanna make sure he’s havin a good holiday. Check in on his mother, etc.
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Calling the Butterball hotline to inquire about that little scamp The Rizzler. Wanna make sure he’s havin a good holiday. Check in on his mother, etc.
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Exhibitionism is colorism but we're not ready for that conversation.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Exhibitionism is colorism but we're not ready for that conversation.
I’ve been on this app since July 2023 and it has always consistently and enthusiastically supported Allen Iverson in every endeavor he takes on, not sure which Bluesky you’ve been looking at.
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I’ve been on this app since July 2023 and it has always consistently and enthusiastically supported Allen Iverson in every endeavor he takes on, not sure which Bluesky you’ve been looking at.
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When I “hide your reply from everyone”, I believe you should receive a moderate electric shock as a gentle rebuke to remind you that you are posting in a society and should conduct yourself accordingly. Operant conditioning as community management.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When I “hide your reply from everyone”, I believe you should receive a moderate electric shock as a gentle rebuke to remind you that you are posting in a society and should conduct yourself accordingly. Operant conditioning as community management.
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My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
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We would never refer to anyone as a “treatlerite” in Ghana, as we find that phrase to be in poor taste. We instead use the more colloquial “Eaty Amin.”
March 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
We would never refer to anyone as a “treatlerite” in Ghana, as we find that phrase to be in poor taste. We instead use the more colloquial “Eaty Amin.”
As a kid my brother and I once helped his friend rake his back and front lawn and his folks gave us each $10 and as a “special treat” let us watch the Three Stooges while we had lunch. Went home and watched the Bernie Mac part of Kings of Comedy to calm down. Needed a palate cleanser after that.
In a comedy writers room you have to know SO MUCH about what white men ages 36-65 think is PEAK COMEDY that I’m not surprised by this list at all. You must understand the Spaceballs references, you must pretend you are not afraid when you’re shown Sam Kinison’s angry shark eyes.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
As a kid my brother and I once helped his friend rake his back and front lawn and his folks gave us each $10 and as a “special treat” let us watch the Three Stooges while we had lunch. Went home and watched the Bernie Mac part of Kings of Comedy to calm down. Needed a palate cleanser after that.
In a comedy writers room you have to know SO MUCH about what white men ages 36-65 think is PEAK COMEDY that I’m not surprised by this list at all. You must understand the Spaceballs references, you must pretend you are not afraid when you’re shown Sam Kinison’s angry shark eyes.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
In a comedy writers room you have to know SO MUCH about what white men ages 36-65 think is PEAK COMEDY that I’m not surprised by this list at all. You must understand the Spaceballs references, you must pretend you are not afraid when you’re shown Sam Kinison’s angry shark eyes.
The Giancarlo Esposito intro to the new De La Soul really made me smile.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The Giancarlo Esposito intro to the new De La Soul really made me smile.
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Eating the same damn lunch every day like Prometheus’ bird.
November 23, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Eating the same damn lunch every day like Prometheus’ bird.
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Olivia Nuzzi sexting the sext man for the worst sexts I’ve ever seen in my life.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Olivia Nuzzi sexting the sext man for the worst sexts I’ve ever seen in my life.
Mildred Pierce's maxim was that you should never leave one room without knowing what you are going to do in the next one. I disappoint that bitch each and every day though, because what the FUCK did I come to the kitchen for, I cannot recall for the life of me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Mildred Pierce's maxim was that you should never leave one room without knowing what you are going to do in the next one. I disappoint that bitch each and every day though, because what the FUCK did I come to the kitchen for, I cannot recall for the life of me.
Oh, I never got a Real ID. Forgot. It kinda seems like anyone can do whatever they want in any given situation in the country right now, though, so I’m actually not too worried about it. The TSA uses the Island of Misfit Toys as a hiring agency, I’ll be fine.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Oh, I never got a Real ID. Forgot. It kinda seems like anyone can do whatever they want in any given situation in the country right now, though, so I’m actually not too worried about it. The TSA uses the Island of Misfit Toys as a hiring agency, I’ll be fine.
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
Olivia Nuzzi sexting the sext man for the worst sexts I’ve ever seen in my life.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Olivia Nuzzi sexting the sext man for the worst sexts I’ve ever seen in my life.
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My favorite preworkout snack is protein pussy.
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My favorite preworkout snack is protein pussy.
When I “hide your reply from everyone”, I believe you should receive a moderate electric shock as a gentle rebuke to remind you that you are posting in a society and should conduct yourself accordingly. Operant conditioning as community management.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When I “hide your reply from everyone”, I believe you should receive a moderate electric shock as a gentle rebuke to remind you that you are posting in a society and should conduct yourself accordingly. Operant conditioning as community management.
My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
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Ooh, you’re not circumcised? Keeping the plastic on the sofa, are we?
December 4, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Ooh, you’re not circumcised? Keeping the plastic on the sofa, are we?
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Walking around with a weighted blanket draped over my shoulders, as my new character “Anxiety James Brown”
March 30, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Walking around with a weighted blanket draped over my shoulders, as my new character “Anxiety James Brown”
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Okay, here’s the haircut I want. Just like the girl in the photo. That’s actually my missing daughter haha. You haven’t seen her, have you? No? Ah, no worries. Still want the haircut, though, yeah.
December 14, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Okay, here’s the haircut I want. Just like the girl in the photo. That’s actually my missing daughter haha. You haven’t seen her, have you? No? Ah, no worries. Still want the haircut, though, yeah.
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Striding confidently, and with perfect posture, towards Bethlehem
April 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Striding confidently, and with perfect posture, towards Bethlehem
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During our final session, my therapist berated me mercilessly in order to undo any progress we’ve made on my mental health. She is retiring, and says this is standard practice, as my stability is legally her intellectual property.
June 3, 2024 at 6:16 PM
During our final session, my therapist berated me mercilessly in order to undo any progress we’ve made on my mental health. She is retiring, and says this is standard practice, as my stability is legally her intellectual property.
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They should invent a sunshine for when she’s gone
May 9, 2024 at 11:24 AM
They should invent a sunshine for when she’s gone
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Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.
November 18, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.