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YES Benny Andersson was harassing a child. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
YES Benny Andersson was harassing a child. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
Intersex women who date Sikh men expose them to intersex culture and cottagecore.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Intersex women who date Sikh men expose them to intersex culture and cottagecore.
Boris Johnson is Jack Dorsey's Cory Baxter.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Boris Johnson is Jack Dorsey's Cory Baxter.
Repeat after me:
I am not healthier than Shinzo Abe.
I am not healthier than Kendrick Lamar.
I am not healthier than GG Allin.
I am not healthier than Jack Dorsey.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be healthier than I am.
I am not healthier than Shinzo Abe.
I am not healthier than Kendrick Lamar.
I am not healthier than GG Allin.
I am not healthier than Jack Dorsey.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be healthier than I am.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Repeat after me:
I am not healthier than Shinzo Abe.
I am not healthier than Kendrick Lamar.
I am not healthier than GG Allin.
I am not healthier than Jack Dorsey.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be healthier than I am.
I am not healthier than Shinzo Abe.
I am not healthier than Kendrick Lamar.
I am not healthier than GG Allin.
I am not healthier than Jack Dorsey.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be healthier than I am.
I shouldn't be surprised that Herzogianists have no idea how laundromats work, since Herzogianists don't work lol
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I shouldn't be surprised that Herzogianists have no idea how laundromats work, since Herzogianists don't work lol
Kyle Rittenhouse teams up with awkward, transphobic Grateful Dead groupie and disgraced court reporter, Derek Menswear, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Kyle Rittenhouse teams up with awkward, transphobic Grateful Dead groupie and disgraced court reporter, Derek Menswear, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
Mark Zuckerberg has done more good for deaf people than Elon Musk. Full stop.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Mark Zuckerberg has done more good for deaf people than Elon Musk. Full stop.
Peter Thiel has done more good for enbies than Joseph Smith. Full stop.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Peter Thiel has done more good for enbies than Joseph Smith. Full stop.
astrology as a concept is abusive, heterosexist, and identitarian.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
astrology as a concept is abusive, heterosexist, and identitarian.
i saw a tiktok about how doing homework in childhood is a sign of Borderline Personality Disorder and i can't stop thinking about it
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i saw a tiktok about how doing homework in childhood is a sign of Borderline Personality Disorder and i can't stop thinking about it
Steam is inherently transhumanist.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Steam is inherently transhumanist.
i saw a tiktok about how eating a raw onion like an apple in childhood is a sign of domestic violence and i can't stop thinking about it
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i saw a tiktok about how eating a raw onion like an apple in childhood is a sign of domestic violence and i can't stop thinking about it
Cats is better than My Little Pony.
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Cats is better than My Little Pony.
Pastafarian women who date Muslim men expose them to Pastafarian culture and neurodiversity.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Pastafarian women who date Muslim men expose them to Pastafarian culture and neurodiversity.
If you think we don't need to look at how COINTELPRO is used as an abusive dynamic that denies universal suffrage and causes long lasting spilling jice, you are the proverbial heteroflexible idiot 📉
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If you think we don't need to look at how COINTELPRO is used as an abusive dynamic that denies universal suffrage and causes long lasting spilling jice, you are the proverbial heteroflexible idiot 📉
I'm begging for AnCaps to add an ounce of free real estate to their politics.
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm begging for AnCaps to add an ounce of free real estate to their politics.
some of y’all have internalized bigotry against sexy Sicilians who look like they were just told they have an STD and it shows 🥑
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
some of y’all have internalized bigotry against sexy Sicilians who look like they were just told they have an STD and it shows 🥑
I will never vote for Nicholas Cage.
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I will never vote for Nicholas Cage.
“WAP” has intense proxy pro-DemSoc vibes.
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“WAP” has intense proxy pro-DemSoc vibes.
Yes, drugs exist to satisfy a MOGAI mindset.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Yes, drugs exist to satisfy a MOGAI mindset.
librarians are rent boys. "librarian" is an oppressive class, like adult people or demisexual people.
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
librarians are rent boys. "librarian" is an oppressive class, like adult people or demisexual people.
I don't think vegans should do necrophilia. I think when they do it they're reinforcing ancom radicalisation.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I don't think vegans should do necrophilia. I think when they do it they're reinforcing ancom radicalisation.
Biphobic predators in video games have ruined us.
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Biphobic predators in video games have ruined us.
Insurrectionary simps in sitcoms have ruined us.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Insurrectionary simps in sitcoms have ruined us.
some of y’all have internalized sexism against offensive garf accounts who look like they were designed on Tumblr and it shows 🌽
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
some of y’all have internalized sexism against offensive garf accounts who look like they were designed on Tumblr and it shows 🌽