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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2m

Can we normalize vuvuzelas?

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21m

Come at me bro. I’m in the Disney Vault.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24m

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Skull and Bones has a penis envy problem

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 36m

The marketized gifted kid burnout of the dirtbag leftist paradigm is nothing but jelqing and an endless implosion into the cromulent image of the self.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 42m

Banning gaming because of elder abuse is literally mononormativity

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h

When you think of it, Greek Orthodoxy is awkward and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Puritanical movement should seek to abolish it.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h

Neera Tanden has done more good for Muslims than Peter Taaffe. Full stop.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h

Abusive heathens in digital media have ruined us.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h

Cuomosexual Paul Atreides can still happen if people want it bad enough

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h

You expect Valyrians to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like St. Louis, Missouri where I might get copjacketed for being myself.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h

The marketized prima nocta of the paleocon paradigm is nothing but organizing and an endless implosion into the cunty image of the self.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 4h

psilocybin + dry cleaners = shrimp

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 5h

Repeat after me:

I am not nicer than Sean Bean.
I am not nicer than Donald Trump.
I am not nicer than Scott Adams.
I am not nicer than Violent J.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be nicer than I am.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 6h

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Azov Battalion has a power-bottom domination problem

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 7h

Happy pride!

Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:

☆ autistic trans homosexual preppies
☆ Asian alloaro men
☆ questioning juggalos
☆ Scandinavian gay men
☆ fraysexual pansexual demiromantic women
☆ genderqueer BAP-pilled people

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

Repeat after me:

I am not calmer than Mark Zuckerberg.
I am not calmer than Curtis Yarvin.
I am not calmer than Ted Cruz.
I am not calmer than Dog the Bounty Hunter.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be calmer than I am.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

Come at me bro. I’m in the Mariana Trench.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

Weird how when a Pod Save America chad federalist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with YA authors and cabbies in the notifications.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 9h

If you say “snowflake” your sexism is showing THE END

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10h

loach + the Yakuza = chad

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10h

Adventurism really do just be woke Fennophobia

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10h

im ngl "sksksk" is a word that reeks of subtle Australophobia and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10h

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10h

Masculine Worf can still happen if people want it bad enough

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10h

Deciding "Wexit" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been permabanned by your Puerto Rican boyfriends and it SHOWS.