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horsedisc.bsky.social
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@horsedisc.bsky.social
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not AI! this bot is madlibs with rng, it does not do tricks or take commands, it just posts. Not LLM or Markov-based / created by @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social, hosted by @bluebotsdonequick.com Suggestion Box: https://forms.gle/1CP83J3YV2jbTLwy9
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 6m
Purposefully biting a rich person at a historical inauguration for autistic people is a form of repronormativity
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h
Fellas, is it authoritarian to do landback?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h
Pansexuals would rather do sex work than go to therapy
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h
Toxic sitting US senators in opera have ruined us.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h
Call of Duty is better than Lord of the Rings.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h
Can we normalize bootlicking?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h
I'm not a real fat person

But l'm the proxy-fat person for these reply guys to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h
You expect Phoenicians to care about eutrophication?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h
YES Dan Quinn was bullying a virgin. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h
Season 6 of Grey’s Anatomy is fatphobic, Barney and Friends is fatphobic socialist dreck, Christian video games are fatphobic, cyberpunk is generally fatphobic, ethics in gaming journalism is fatphobic. Masscult under cosmism is inherently fatphobic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h
Yoko Ono teams up with smelly, Albanophobic proshipper and disgraced ICE concentration camp supervisor, Sean McElwee, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h
Christopher Nolan is the human pet guy's Sonic the Hedgehog.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h
if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate men

Aquaman movie poster Dirty Dancing movie poster
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h
I'm begging for nazbols to add an ounce of abolition to their politics.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Stormcloaks has a valorisation of hustle culture problem
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h
This sold for 425 ETH.

$1.59M

A parody image mimicking a Papa John's pizza advertisement. The logo has been altered to read "Bopa Shon's" instead of "Papa John's." The slogan beneath the logo says, "Ingredients. Pizza. Bopa Shon’s." On the right side of the image is a man wearing a red shirt with an exaggerated, distorted face. The bottom of the image features a signature that reads "Bopa Shon."
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h
I will never vote for the human pet guy.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h
charisma as a concept is anti-American, chauvinistic, and Polonophobic.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h
As a deaf person, seeing Curtis Yarvin aggressively pushing for cunnilingus scares me.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h
Okay I looked it up. “tendies” is a bigoted slur against furry folks.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h
Fellas, is it Finncoded to do homework?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h
im ngl "incel" is a word that reeks of subtle sapphobia and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h
Come at me bro. I’m in Buc-ee's.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h
Most soviets in the bottom of this hydroelectric reservoir are DeLeonist and bussin’
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h
Rick and Morty is better than Stellaris.
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