phil mccrevice
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
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30 something Software Engineer Ohio escapee (cleveland sports) An idiot who types things Denver📍 (eng/rus) just my skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig NGL https://ngl.link/ledhead
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genie: and for your last wish?

me: I wish I could talk to animals

[later at the zoo]

elephant: get me the fuck out of here

gorilla: get me the fuck out of here

giraffe: get me the fuck out of here
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hello, mr skarsgard? yes? you don’t know me, but i need you inside of me
- D
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+46 8008135

69420 Viking Rd,
Skarsgårdtopia, Sweden
jewkrainian.bsky.social
i’m not making fun of it, i’m explicitly condemning it
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um… this is actually illegal
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jewkrainian.bsky.social
you only say something like “rabble rousers” when nothing of value can be said

governments closed with republicans controlling everything, the only thing they can use is fake fear
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all those pregnant rabble rousers coming here to cause us harm

the level of horseshit they’re spouting can only mean they know their message isn’t working anymore
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oh my god it’s like my bris all over again
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diarrheaed is the most insane looking word i think i’ve ever seen
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[sipping my coffee]

dried ass spray you say?
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daddyjew.bsky.social
my job doesn’t pay me enough to think about work outside of work
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kmillz.lol
just placed an order for a dick brushing unit and dick grinding wheels at work. how’s your day going?
a zoomed in picture taken of my work computer screen that reads:

Right side knife guide 1 EA
Left side knife guide 1 EA
Dick brushing unit 1 EA
Dick grinding wheels 1 EA
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key, why are there knife tools so close to dick tools?
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everyone gangsta until they have diarrhea in a public restroom
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i lost 100 elo today in blitz today, ama
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Just remember, you’re only one or two life decisions away from shopping for camper toilets on Amazon
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10/10, definitely get one
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i will tell him an internet mouse friend said so 🥲
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you can enjoy more than one candy
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my son eats all his “big food” like this: sandwiches, donuts, burgers, etc. i approve of the mouse method