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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him/his Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
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unfitz.bsky.social
I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
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im-all-id.me
Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore
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unfitz.bsky.social
Is that a banana in your pocket or have you finally quit shoplifting from the produce section?
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invisihole.bsky.social
Reddit exists for when you start to think there's TOO much good in the world.
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midge.bsky.social
Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU
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wristroom.bsky.social
where did the scoobydoo villains get so many latex masks? some of them lived in very remote places
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msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
my dream self made a context appropriate reference to “waiting for godot” while conversing with another dream character and the first thing i said when i awoke was “fucken nerd”
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sicburns2.bsky.social
Can’t right now I’m writing the AP US History textbook chapter on how democracy was saved by dancing inflatables
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
why would you put yourself in that position, is a question i ask myself every time i have sex . folks,,
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Officially taken “living the dream” out of my vernacular
unfitz.bsky.social
My ancestors were good Danes.

No, they were GREAT Danes.
unfitz.bsky.social
I am a fan of yourself. Let me know when the book is out.
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meantomyself.bsky.social
Generally I am not a fan of myself but apparently still have enough of an ego to click on the solicitation emails I get from ghostwriter pay-to-publishers who supposedly want me to write my life story
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notjpo.bsky.social
Just know that your great grandparents are looking down at you from heaven feeling so proud of your butthole skeets
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gupton68.bsky.social
I'd say I’m pleased to meet you but we both know that I would be lying.
unfitz.bsky.social
The camera doesn’t lie, but Photoshop is one deceitful motherfucker.
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Don’t threaten me with a good time. I’ll cum.
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
is british trader joe’s tradeur joues
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gupton68.bsky.social
It seems to me that folk are either cat-people or dog-people.

It also occurs to me that I should maybe lay off the PCP for a while.
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
“I look ridiculous.”
“I think you look adorable.”
“I won’t be made a fool, Steve.”
“Just one more picture.”
“Fine, but after this...”
“I know, I know. Nevermore.”
A raven in a red beanie.
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midge.bsky.social
Rider down, I repeat rider down
Photo of a broom that lies riderless in the road
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
I'd like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a safe and happy Rocktober.

May The Wattage pump in your cottage.