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[Sic] Burns

@sicburns2.bsky.social

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Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick. Do these skeets make my brain look fat?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · Feb 19

I’m typing stuff in here but nothing’s changing out there.
I better pick up the pace

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 6h

*yappers

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah I used to think he was one of the better news tappers. Oof!

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 6h

Why yes I’ve gotten better at recognizing passive-aggressive questions

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 18h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 6h

Also Chris Cuomo is a pud

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 6h

I’m guessing this reckoning was inevitable from her adult fans when she signaled full anti-MAGA last fall but Trump won anyway. Huh, maybe she’s just a really good pop singer/performer and doesn’t affect the tides.

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 6h

His spirit at least, as I’m feeling the need to bite off some heads today

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 6h

😇

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Like when the hospital ER calls and says we’ve got your kid here, if I don’t hear his voice I’m assuming the worst.

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

So…..not livin my best life today

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 7h

Due to the current Fascist administration, “Living your best life” has been downgraded to “Getting thru the fcking day w/out crying”

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Yep, and also big banks are well-known Republican haters 🙄

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

folks

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

I like all of those things, but I’ll stick with Bad Bunny

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah but we need some proof of life soon or it’s gonna get ugly around here

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

I get that. I am a child of the theatre and show choir of that same era, but nobody was out.

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t think she specified who or what to pray to. I’m praying to my own personal savior, Dolly Parton

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Undersea creatures becoming depressed with G-rated success — decide to start doing blue

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Oh my! Being a part of that just may be my life’s greatest joy!

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Still not over that

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

I believe in us

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Rusty Kuntz and Dick Pole have entered the chat

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Cool. Damn Tom Cruise movie ruined the name.

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Stop making me like it now! 🤣

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Ketchup is intended to counter the astringency of ground meat and French fry grease. Anywhere else and it’s a food sin. Hot sauce or marinara? Play on!

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

This post is cake isn’t it?

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