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Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · Dec 9

The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2h

on the next episode of copse

Two police officers stop a person disguised as a tree on a pedestrian crosswalk.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 3h

The camera doesn’t lie, but Photoshop is one deceitful motherfucker.

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bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 3h

I'd say I’m pleased to meet you but we both know that I would be lying.

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 13h

let’s crab walk to the beach and pinch people until they bleed

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 13h

a dick tattoo that reads “biisrth” when it’s soft but “biiiiiiiig stretch” when it’s hard

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 13h

NIGEL

Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 13h

I WANT A STUPID LIL PLANT GUY

Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 14h

Beethoven:

a poster for futurama shows fry waiting for a minute

Alt: frye from futurama suspiciously saying wait a minute

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 3d

You need to look in to your heart you piece of shit

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 19h

I can't believe it's already "my Homecoming dress won't be here in time" season

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 14h

When Dolly is finally ready to leave this world, you know shit is fucked up.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2d

some of the things i’m hearing said about me out there are “i hope he eats a donut soon” and “that guy should eat a donut”

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 2d

it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 1d

you guys, we can totally trust ygrene with the moon

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2d

i call dibs on looking at the moon first tonight

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 3d

ah another day at the piece of shit factory

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 2d

i’m going to make a popular website then destroy it by being an asshole. has this been done

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2d

i call dibs on looking at the moon first tonight

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever I tell my kids they are putting the cart before the horse they look at me with dead eyes so I know it's time for me to explain how horse transportation worked