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Travis comma bitch

@prof-hinkley.bsky.social

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Young and hostile, but not stupid

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · Oct 21

I showed my bluesky account to my psychiatrist and she said I could pick whatever medication I want

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Milo Ramone 📎 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1h

It’s Greek to me.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2h

Ridiculous. These birds are out of Control.

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2h

how do we know birds fly in a V pattern and not an uppercase lambda

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 13h

I'll just floss tomorrow

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 1d

I'll just floss tomorrow

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2d

I'll just floss tomorrow

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14h

This is true. I have no scruples

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14h

Exactly! Thank you!!!

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15h

I'm so sorry

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15h

I was originally gonna say on the shaft, so that when I’m flaccid it reads "tthmnnbck"

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15h

Knuckle tats

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15h

⭐️to the moon and back🌙

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15h

That would be hilarious since it's for her boyfriend

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15h

tfw your adult kid forgets her email is still forwarded to you

Email from a tattooist to my daughter about getting new ink

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 20h

I can't believe it's already "my Homecoming dress won't be here in time" season

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 21h

Everywhere!

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 21h

Trying to convince my wife that burglars broke in and stole our Halloween candy but that we don't need to call the police

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locals only @walkables.bsky.social · 21h

WD-40 guys have been chasing that high for years

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 21h

Amazing how the person who invented A1 steak sauce nailed it on the first try

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 1d

I'll just floss tomorrow

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2d

I'll just floss tomorrow

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 3d

I'll just floss tomorrow

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 8d

remember, 4-5 fun size candy bar wrappers in the garbage can can easily be covered by a crumpled paper towel

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 3d

Watching a documentary on the Carpenters, five minutes in. It’s only just begun.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2d

Tomorrow!

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2d

my wife had to rescue me from suffocating in a dry cleaning bag again

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

starting a social media platform where nobody can post on it, communicate with anyone on there, or even sign up for it

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2d

I'll just floss tomorrow

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 3d

I'll just floss tomorrow

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 4d

I'll just floss tomorrow

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yeah! There is always tomorrow!