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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Mar 5

me: (talking out loud while i write in my diary) today was ok, i just wish i could have eaten more breadsticks

waiter: *sighs* sir would you like more breadsticks

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13h

i came here to make some friends and share some bubblegum and there’s plenty to go around

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 1d

A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline with tentacled head, scaly body, rudimentary wings and prodigious claws, a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive. This October, only at Greeneville Zoo!

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21h

waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 2d

I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn"
Stephen king: hold my beer

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

this is tongue in cheek, i am ok today

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

[real big smile]
i’m not doing well

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

we should invent crashoutdancing

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 1d

You have to get up to get down is about getting off the couch to go to bed.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 1d

October offers a reminder that Mondays are often a trick and Fridays are usually a treat.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

i like to run a few paper towels through

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever I tell my kids they are putting the cart before the horse they look at me with dead eyes so I know it's time for me to explain how horse transportation worked