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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Feb 10
ATTENTION: my new online store is now open! this will be my new go-to for all merchandise going forward. two designs are available NOW for clothing, posters, stickers, and more - check it out at the link below SHARE WITH OTHERS AND GET THE WORD OUT I HAVE SPOKEN

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 2h
Why do I want to throw every human I hear loudly chewing out of the nearest window but when it’s an animal it’s just the cutest sound ever
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1h
ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child talking about violent protests being conducted by Antifa? know the signs:

LOL: lesbian orgy later
FWIW: furry waifus in Washington
ROFLMAOPMP: raunchy ostriches fisting leftist marsupials arousing onlookers; Portland, man, Portland
WTF: where’s that frog
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M. Douglas Wray @mdouglaswray.bsky.social · 2h
Keepin it weird. LMAO!
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15h
STEPHEN MILLER: mark my words. terrorists will not reduce our great nation to ashes. we are ready, swords unsheathed, staring evil directly in the face as we reclaim what is rightfully ours

[camera cuts to man dressed as Dino from the Flintstones spanking a giant teddy bear with a rainbow dildo]
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2h
STEPHEN MILLER: [writing letter by candlelight] my dearest Katie, it has been well over a fortnight since we last gazed into each other’s soulless Aryan eyes. alas, I am still trapped in the desolate wasteland that is Portland, surrounded by fornicating Antifa furries and patchouli.
war is hell.
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 3h
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HURT AND WHEN WILL I FEEL JOY AGAIN!!!!!!!
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15h
STEPHEN MILLER: [trying to shout over the cast of Nude Frozen on Ice doing the conga] THE STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF VIOLENT IMMIGRANTS
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15h
STEPHEN MILLER: TERRORISM WILL NEVER BE TOLERATED IN AMERICA, PERIOD

[camera cuts to a grown adult dressed as the Kool-Aid Man dry humping a vending machine while repeatedly screaming "OH YEAH"]
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15h
STEPHEN MILLER: America will always be a country founded on the principles of our great Aryan ancestors, who shed their blood so that we could rise as one to defeat violent communists and hateful Antifa

[camera cuts back to a unicorn's horn being fellated by a pair dressed as Chip and Dale]
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15h
STEPHEN MILLER: mark my words. terrorists will not reduce our great nation to ashes. we are ready, swords unsheathed, staring evil directly in the face as we reclaim what is rightfully ours

[camera cuts to man dressed as Dino from the Flintstones spanking a giant teddy bear with a rainbow dildo]
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 6h
ONE GAZILLION OUT OF 10 JORDAN AS ALWAYS NO MATTER WHAT I HAVE SPOKEN
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 12h
I’ve yet to hear anyone say, “You know what would make things better? More billionaires.”
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 17h
🎶 she’s some kind of wonderful, yes she is 🎶
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d
starting a social media platform where nobody can post on it, communicate with anyone on there, or even sign up for it
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Oct 8
This day in history. 1945. US president Truman announced that only Britain and Canada would be given the secret to the nuclear bomb. Britain made its own bombs; Canada made the Bow River Big Boy Atomic Leaf Blower.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 13h
it's a tale as old as time: never stand in the way of fun I HAVE SPOKEN
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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 1d
does anybody wanna tell me wtf is going on here
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17h
Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20h
glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity
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Yael @elle91.bsky.social · 16d
"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 18h
thank u potato
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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 21h
always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes
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Senate Gabe @senategabe.bsky.social · Sep 5
My big point is simple: it's the fascism dumbasses.

It's happening right now extremely obviously and everyone in power seems obsessed with pretending its not and thinking about something else.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15h
seriously, the amount of YouTube channels saying "unalive" because of RuLeS is going to KILL ME GET IT BECAUSE SAYING UNALIVE IS FUCKING STUPID
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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 1d
Extreme leftists are terrifying. The stuff of nightmares. I hear the antifa president is a trans athlete immigrant who wants to give everyone free healthcare

— what I think about when someone says some shit about extremes on “both sides”
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 1d
The baby took my phone away yesterday but the baby is letting me post today
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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 1d
Centrists will be like “both the far right AND the far left are harmful and out of control!”

The far right meaning fascists kidnapping children and disappearing immigrants and brown people

The far left meaning someone that called a comment they made online bs and asked them to explain their logic
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