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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 6d

I'll have that lobotomy now, thanks

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 26m

You say menacing aura like it's a bad thing

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 6h

Don't even talk to me until i've had my plenary authority

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Rookie 1978 @rookie1978.bsky.social · 18h

how am i supposed to be certain i havent already been killed smart guy

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 13h

This actually kinda makes me feel better thx

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Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 14h

i did a good job

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 19h

😬 ❤️

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𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 👻🪷 @waggingtale.bsky.social · 19h

I had to fly through Chicago O'Hare today, so thanks. 🫡

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 19h

It happens, sometimes 😁

stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 19h

🙌

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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 19h

two men in suits are standing next to each other in a room with a blue curtain behind them .

Alt: two men in suits are standing next to each other in a room with a blue curtain behind them .

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 19h

Hey i appreciate that

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 19h

If you are reading this then congratulations you've successfully avoided getting killed so far today good job

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Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 1d

all dolled up: i put on makeup

all Dalí’ed up: i put on makeup without my contacts in

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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 1d

There’s just not enough attention being paid to how unqualified, psychologically unfit, and dangerous so many of these new ICE hires potentially are.

If we had a Congress, there’d be investigations & oversight into this.

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 1d

Oh look more dumb shit is happening wonderful

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 2d

it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

Babe I've got an important call, please don't chant the cat's name like she's chugging a beer

*15 min later*

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ᵀᴼᴼᵀᴱᴿ ᵀᴼᴼᵀᴱᴿ
TOOTER TOOTER

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 2d

stop capitalizing Random Nouns and other Words, you absolute weirdos

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 2d

An acetaminophen ate my cocaine orca

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 19d

I'm here to remind you that there are a lot of wonderful things outside. What if you went on a quest to find out what makes them happy? I'm on drugs.

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 3d

After 45 years of supplying free cattle feed from distillery leftovers, Jack Daniel’s is cutting the program and livestock farmers in TN fear for their livelihoods. JD is partnering with an energy company instead who will pay for the runoff. Who can afford generosity anymore?

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 5d

new gravy just dropped

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 3d

a website of surveys for angry apple™️ product users called iRate somebody write that down

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 3d

Using the Scooby Doo model, scientists were able to run all the way to the edge of the universe by being chased over an unchanging background until they finally saw through the illusion and just tore the mask off of everything we know

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 3d

bluesky is like moving back and forth from untold horrors to butthole testimonials at an alarming rate

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