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Goth Country Buffet

@shadowham.bsky.social

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🧀 unapologetic cheese worship 🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness 🐦‍⬛ oakland, ca 👻 shadow ham shuffle https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krsvj57mgm7jnel55w3ttld7/feed/aaaliaztv6kei

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · Sep 3

bone appétit

return of the living dead tarmam cake, skull facing forward splattered in chocolate by greg rozeboom

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 10m

they want to make the timeline uncleanseable

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 28m

I think it’s funny when people are rude to me and then act surprised when they wake up in the trunk of my car.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 36m

I've been a ham this whole time? That explains why I'm studded with cloves.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 52m

It's better for everyone concerned if you don't ask why tonight's ham is saltier than usual.

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 33m

it’s wild how if i don’t receive a particular amount of coffee each day, i will melt into a puddle of goo

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2h

Saying more by saying less. Spaghetti.

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 3h

*brings a fresh batch of shortbread with lemon curd and marmalade to a knife fight*

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 3h

we're moving to goob. we're going to Gibby. Follow me on Schleem. you can find me on Wuzzo

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 3h

might fuck around and feed dracula a sun chip

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 5h

🖤 🧙🏻‍♂️

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💀The skeleton formerly known as Rick @millwrong.bsky.social · 7h

Fun fact: today is National Pierogi Day.

Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · Aug 27

life can be pretty cool because you can eat a perogi. but there’s also many horrors

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 11h

comin’ right up 😉

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lemon 🍋 @littlelemontart.being.baby · 20h

emotionally somewhere between rind and pulp

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 18h

I shall just go back to putting shitposts in a bottle & hurling them out to sea.

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 3d

roll up to the function with a coffin full of pudding

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 20h

gonna have another bowl of leftovers about it

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 18h

it’s a roarsted conundrum indeed but i gotta check it out

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Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 1d

give the mouse the moon cheese 🌕 🧀

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 19h

we have such bites to show you

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ceej @ceej.online · 20h

spent all morning picking ghoulies out of my dreamcatcher again

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

The sole reason I’m eating this bun is because it’s there.

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 19h

an alternate universe where everything is roarst beef. stop by or stay forever?

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 20h

corn you hear me now?

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Mia @sympathogen.bsky.social · 20h

No I think your grease burns are hot and the way you smell like fry oil is sexy

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 21h

Ghost in the kabob.

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