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Rose K

@rose-kolo.bsky.social

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · Jun 29

Oh you're so blonde & pretty, how original...

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 15h

Drowning my sorrows in face cream, 10/10 recommend

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 18h

😂😂

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

F*ck you, Rose

human @bshuman.bsky.social · 1d

The rose does not see the dandelion’s beauty.

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 19h

Heyyyy 🤷‍♀️

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 1d

Me: hey I’ve noticed you across the cemetery and I really like your vibe.
Crow: *various crow noises*

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 15d

People like it when you truly, genuinely listen to them. So pretend to do that.

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · Aug 3

At least you have your hell.

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 1d

"Go to bed" eyes 😂

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 1d

Bank robber hands teller a confusing note in all emojis

😌🔫🚫👮🚫🚔💵💵👜🚫🤕

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 1d

🐝🧊🍯🐇

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Panny @panny.bsky.social · 1d

Had a bath. Please RT.

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not falling for that a third time 🤷‍♀️

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 1d

🧁 cupcake for a cupcake
Happy Birthday!

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 1d

Person in front of me in line at the post office: can I see all your stamps

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 1d

The dogs are howling again, can you hear them Clar... are you even listening to me?

Clarice (looking up from her sudoku): Sorry, what?

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wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 17d

Taking huge fistfuls of Tylenol while pregnant so I have someone to talk to about trains.

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 2d

I shall just go back to putting shitposts in a bottle & hurling them out to sea.

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 2d

The irony that every cautionary dystopian tale ever set down in print is being played out all at once.

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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 3d

i bet i could land the space shuttle if i had to

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 3d

Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 3d

Gangbanged dinosaur = Pussyosaur

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 3d

Is it possible botox causes brain damage, bc that would explain a lot 🤷‍♀️

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Delaney (Pum)King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah daddy, fuck me in the giant hole in my bank account.

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 3d

No Caesars, but maybe a Nero, huh?