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Danny

@mardigroan.bsky.social

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My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 9d

The assistant to Dr. Frankenstein didn't fully understand mentally or morally what they were up to in making the monster. But sometimes Igor-ance is bliss.

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redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · Nov 23

Trying to lose weight, so I taped one of those silica gel packs to my fridge.

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redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · Nov 17

IYKYK

Three cans in a cupboard — tomatoes, Black Beans and Garbanzo Beans. The first has a handwritten note aligned to the next two labels. The handwritten note reads “Ladysmith” so that together it reads “Ladysmith Black Garbanzo,” similar to a well-known musical group.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 10h

Tinker Tailor Trader Joe

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 5h

Does Senator Blutarsky know about this?

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 5h

BREAKING: Animal House actor Stephen Furst was one of the Flounders of Antifa.

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Americans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 6h

The same people who just gave billionaires tax breaks have shut down the government rather than keeping our healthcare premiums from spiking.

Tells you everything you need to know.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 6h

In Hell, everyone watches you trying to parallel park.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 5h

killed them all eff?

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 6h

Haven't met anyone named Geoff in a while. Maybe we've finally killed them all off.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 6h

I don’t think Mother Nature’s gonna give us our security deposit back.

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Elizabeth West @limeylizzie.bsky.social · 7h

Justice Department indicts N.Y. attorney general

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 7h

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, I too am completely imaginary.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 6h

*Jennifer Coolidge voice*
I need a blunt real bad

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 6h

You have an obligation to bite me.

Letterhead on a letter it says Midland credit management in the upper left corner in underneath it in bold orange letters. It says you have an obligation to resolve this.

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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 9d

Immigrants are “lazy criminals" but they’re also “taking your good paying jobs." Liberals are “weak crybaby snowflakes" but they’re also “radical leftist terrorists." Blatant incoherence is the coin of the fascism doers realm, meine Kinder.