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Lizzy

@stonedeva.bsky.social

14K followers 1.9K following 6.5K posts

brown ground, crocs enthusiast, cat lady Mastodon https://mas.to/@Stoned_Deva_ my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · Dec 23

Misery not only loves company... it also appreciates an audience

Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 5h

i give up

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 2d

Okay seriously though for a minute, y’all.

Thank you for 4K.

Every single one of you helps me hold on to hope that things will get better.

I’ve nearly lost it a few times in the last few years. And if I didn’t have my silly little jokes and you folks, I would have.

Thank you. I love you.

Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 8h

frat boys suck

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 14h

[3 days later]: damn, it’s poppin off over on mastodon lol

stats: 570 toots, following 437 & 500 followers on mastodon @brit@ohai.social

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Chris Morran @themorrancave.bsky.social · 9h

The one consolation i take from the Phillies season ending: at least i won't have to think about which players would go to the White House if they win the World Series.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1d

describe the current political climate?

hmmm, ok have you ever been to Waffle House at 2am?

Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 9h

💯

Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 9h

bsky devs

Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 9h

the ambiance is off lol

Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 10h

They retooting yo ass on Mastodon

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 1d

*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 3d

see you guys i'm heading into the mastodon now

han solo stuffing luke in the body of some fuckass beast

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 21h

This fuck ass app becoming more fuck ass.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 21h

Let me guess -- it's the same fucking shit again tomorrow.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly shocked no one has written a hit song about my butthole yet.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social and the selection process is now closed.

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I haven’t been on lately. I was busy trying to open a produce bag for my apples

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1d

If you had a time machine, you’d kill Hitler. I’d go back and fuck a guy from the 90s a few more times. Not the same etc

Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1d

get your cat pics in order y'all

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · Aug 31

*I'ma "like" this post so I can come back to it later today

4000 likes later

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 1d

I'm exhausted y'all. Mentally drained. Good thing I don't use my brain for anything worthwhile.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1d

Why do they call it “horsing around?” The horses I know are all business.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

“charity begins at home” i think as i eat all the muffins i made for the bake sale

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 1d

babe i noticed you are using 10 gemstones to seal me away for eternity are you mad at me