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Lizzy
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches

Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
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Amen ✨
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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If Bluesky won’t let us lock accounts then we should be able to opt out of being on the discover tab

Bluesky: we changed the icon
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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everyone hates on Caillou, but it turns out he's the only celebrity not in Epstein's emails
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Assert your dominance by climbing back into bed.
January 15, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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Two-day work week coming up.

I'm practicing for my fantasy retirement draft.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Happy anniversary to this tweet 😏
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Don’t ask me where I’m from, then tell me you’re from a town 30km from Venice, Italy, and expect me to be honest. I don’t even tell my cat the truth about where we live. Beto thinks we’re in Prague.
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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TODAY IS EVERYONE'S SECOND FAVORITE BUNNY'S BIRTHDAY! GIVE IT UP FOR @joparkerbear.bsky.social
kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .
Alt: Kermit pretty stoked about Jo's Birthday, arm flailing stoked.
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Try or try not, there is no do.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Today is sort of wednesday today is sort of wednesday
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Forgetting to turn on the crockpot is my most prolific self sabotage yet.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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thinking about getting a lobotomy so I can make the big money writing for legacy print media
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I blocked you in another lifetime
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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if you have a crush on me you have to tell me unless you’re a cop
July 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Lie back down, those emails aren't going anywhere.

XOXOX,
PMS
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Monday is not ideal.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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You won't see that the Bengals lost in the news because that is not news.
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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why even is stuff you can’t do from the couch
May 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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sorry we lost touch over the years

~me, to reality
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Nail salon in full holiday spirit blasting Future... god I love this town
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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but what do you do with your napkin rings the rest of the year don’t answer that
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Coffee isn't enough I stare directly at the sun for 30 seconds
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I used to be so pure and innocent before I joined Bluesky.

Stop giggling. It's true.
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Major Tom: Tell my wife I love her very much.

Ground Control: Roger. Took care of that last night.
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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who was the first telegraph shitposter. what was it. stuff like "bloop bloop my good man she S on my OS until i MayDay stop"
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM