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sophia ♥️
@sophamir.bsky.social
she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶

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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
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gtfo if your cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like a can like nature intended
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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i can excuse the War on Christmas, but i draw the line at the War on Toyotathon
December 4, 2023 at 7:39 PM
I'm sleepy and tired and gonna read and I've been writing some and I feel happy but also sad and it's the holidays and I'm where there are a lot of not so great memories but also good memories it's just a lot and like...I love my family, I love my friends, but damn it can get a lil lonely.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Without trying to sound too sappy, I want to say that I am very thankful for everyone here. Thanks for making me laugh, for teaching me and others, for posting cute pet photos, for helping people online when they're in need, and for being kind.

I hope everyone has a happy, healthy Thanksgiving 🖤
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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People say “believe women”. Until the man is someone they know.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
they had a picture of me and my ex at the museum today 😔
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
bout to pull a louvre
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
stay moist, my friends
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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i dunno, guys, what’s it like to know how to talk to people
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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tell your mom i said what’s up
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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you're either snacking with me or snacking against me
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
[me to my actual brother] my brother in christ
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
big yikes, brother
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Gentle reminder that if your family sucks I'm your uncle Scoob and I'm very proud of you. You're doing amazing, sport
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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updating my FaceID to recognize my RBF
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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i need to be in your replies more in 2026
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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hello. while walking around dc we had a man praying out loud and thanking god that he saved him from us. and then said "WITCHES!"

so. verified witch over here.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
finally some representation
Neither taken nor available, but a secret third thing (insufferable)
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Neither taken nor available, but a secret third thing (insufferable)
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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is it too early to start drinking for Thanksgiving?
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
hello. while walking around dc we had a man praying out loud and thanking god that he saved him from us. and then said "WITCHES!"

so. verified witch over here.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I’m from Gaza, and I don’t always have access to the internet.
Every time I manage to get online, it’s a struggle — sometimes even a risk — but I do it to say: “We’re still here… barely surviving.”
Most days, my family has no clean water, no food, no safety
I’m not asking for pity
gofund.me/f116bf44
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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And I’ve started an HPV vaccine discussion.

Yes, I will educate your staff for free. This is not snark. More healthcare. Better healthcare.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
bec I'm in the DMV, I was able to roll down the window and flip off a cybertruck the other day. cathartic.
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM