🎃Nosferascoob🎃
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
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The internet's favorite uncle. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors Avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth
scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
I remember you telling me about this that kicks ass
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scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
See this is what I'm talking about people need more whimsy
scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
You can just give people nicknames it isn't illegal. Got a buddy named Taylor? Not any more that's T Rex. Know a Leah? Hey L Train I hope you have a good day
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scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
Yeah I'm bisexual I wanna fuck Bigfoots and draculas
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mrpostsgood.bsky.social
Looks like an image superimposed over the title of a true crime doc called "The Breastmilk Killer"
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klungo.bsky.social
apparently it's world octopus day so here ya go
octopus doodle on a post it note
scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
Lol I have no idea but it sounds like a travesty
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scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
I'll write my skeets on the wall with my own shit like de Sade before I go to mastodon
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cosmoslionheart.bsky.social
Prometheus taking away fire:
You can't have this anymore. Some of you have been irresponsibility using this tool to aid in the combustion of flammable materials. What?? No. Zeus has nothing to do with this decision.
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scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
Stop trying to fucking make me learn who streamers are
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pumpkinpal.bsky.social
i heard that story about santa claus kicking arius's ass at the council of nicea probably isn't true so let's fix the historical record. Go back in a santa suit, drag arius over to nicea, and kick his ass
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queermarxism.bsky.social
Jumping Ambrose during the baptism of Augustine. Two birds, one stone.
scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
If you could go back in time, which theologian would you fight? For me, John Calvin was predestined to catch an ass kicking
scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
Smarter not harder I love where your head is at
scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
This is unauthorized I want my royalties