Scoob
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
The internet's favorite uncle. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors
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i bet RFK Jr just absolutely goes to town on a can of wet dog food a couple times a week
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i bet RFK Jr just absolutely goes to town on a can of wet dog food a couple times a week
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Here at chuck-e-cheese there are two seasons: winter and tire burning
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Here at chuck-e-cheese there are two seasons: winter and tire burning
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the glass isn't half full or half empty. it has no bottom. no matter how much time and effort you spend pouring and pouring you have nothing to show for it. your life is meaningless. your dreams are dead. god is dead. so why not make this a happy honda days to remember?
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
the glass isn't half full or half empty. it has no bottom. no matter how much time and effort you spend pouring and pouring you have nothing to show for it. your life is meaningless. your dreams are dead. god is dead. so why not make this a happy honda days to remember?
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You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
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[pauses halfway through burping the alphabet] can i have your beer? the carbonation will power me through the second half of this
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
[pauses halfway through burping the alphabet] can i have your beer? the carbonation will power me through the second half of this
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"how much weed do you think you could smoke in a single night"
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"how much weed do you think you could smoke in a single night"
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Dont speak to me or my clit ever again
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dont speak to me or my clit ever again
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Genie: "dude come on! Dont you want peace on earth? Money? Fame? Come on this is ridicu-"
Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Genie: "dude come on! Dont you want peace on earth? Money? Fame? Come on this is ridicu-"
Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
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OK ITS HERE
ONE BIG MONSTERS BLACKEST DAYS SALE
ALL DICE 30% OFF
ALL MONSTER MINIS $5
INVENTORT IS LIMITED. SNAG YOURS BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES!
AT
ONEBIGMONSTER.COM
ONE BIG MONSTERS BLACKEST DAYS SALE
ALL DICE 30% OFF
ALL MONSTER MINIS $5
INVENTORT IS LIMITED. SNAG YOURS BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES!
AT
ONEBIGMONSTER.COM
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
OK ITS HERE
ONE BIG MONSTERS BLACKEST DAYS SALE
ALL DICE 30% OFF
ALL MONSTER MINIS $5
INVENTORT IS LIMITED. SNAG YOURS BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES!
AT
ONEBIGMONSTER.COM
ONE BIG MONSTERS BLACKEST DAYS SALE
ALL DICE 30% OFF
ALL MONSTER MINIS $5
INVENTORT IS LIMITED. SNAG YOURS BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES!
AT
ONEBIGMONSTER.COM
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Do you enjoy the Miley Cyrus hit, Party in the USA?
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Do you enjoy the Miley Cyrus hit, Party in the USA?
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Ice breakers for a first date: a thread
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ice breakers for a first date: a thread
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Would you describe yourself as more of a hamburger or a helper?
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Would you describe yourself as more of a hamburger or a helper?
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November 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ice breakers for a first date: a thread
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ice breakers for a first date: a thread
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me haunting people as a ghost: do u hate me?
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
me haunting people as a ghost: do u hate me?
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back in my day "robo trippin" was just a thing you did where you and some friends drank way too much cough medicine
but now it's all about having to watch stupid robots that will eventually be trained to kill you take their first hesitant murderous steps
but now it's all about having to watch stupid robots that will eventually be trained to kill you take their first hesitant murderous steps
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
back in my day "robo trippin" was just a thing you did where you and some friends drank way too much cough medicine
but now it's all about having to watch stupid robots that will eventually be trained to kill you take their first hesitant murderous steps
but now it's all about having to watch stupid robots that will eventually be trained to kill you take their first hesitant murderous steps
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Oh yeah, well
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Oh yeah, well
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blasting 'Know Your Enemy' on a loop as i commit the list of democrats who voted to condemn socialism to memory arya stark style
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
blasting 'Know Your Enemy' on a loop as i commit the list of democrats who voted to condemn socialism to memory arya stark style
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The children of the night... what sweet hamburger they help
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The children of the night... what sweet hamburger they help