ChiliDishGambino
@chilidishgambino.bsky.social
old & gifted autistic poster. smelly leftist idiot. I like movies & books really badly. sorry about my face. He/him
Pinned
Strong “elementary school picture day” vibes but never the less it is Caturday & we must celebrate
*sloughing off another lump of rotting flesh*
nah man it’s nothing serious, I got a nervous condition
*single eye pops out of socket, rolling across floor*
Nothing a good night’s sleep can’t fix
nah man it’s nothing serious, I got a nervous condition
*single eye pops out of socket, rolling across floor*
Nothing a good night’s sleep can’t fix
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
*sloughing off another lump of rotting flesh*
nah man it’s nothing serious, I got a nervous condition
*single eye pops out of socket, rolling across floor*
Nothing a good night’s sleep can’t fix
nah man it’s nothing serious, I got a nervous condition
*single eye pops out of socket, rolling across floor*
Nothing a good night’s sleep can’t fix
I’m getting one of those shitty headaches I always get before I get sick which will come in handy as an excuse to miss Thanksgiving dinner 😈😈
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’m getting one of those shitty headaches I always get before I get sick which will come in handy as an excuse to miss Thanksgiving dinner 😈😈
Why has Markiplier appeared on my paid streaming service? I leave YouTube & he follows me somewhere else? Fuck this guy
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Why has Markiplier appeared on my paid streaming service? I leave YouTube & he follows me somewhere else? Fuck this guy
Coming soon, the next big marketing grift: “AI-free products”
'Guaranteed Human': Audio giant iHeartMedia says real people, not AI personalities, are at the controls
'Guaranteed Human': Audio giant iHeartMedia says real people, not AI personalities, are at the controls
Radio station DJs now are expected to say "Guaranteed Human," as part of their hourly on-air disclosures. The move comes amid fears about the use of artificial intelligence.
www.latimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Coming soon, the next big marketing grift: “AI-free products”
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school cat, cool cat
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
school cat, cool cat
I am not Amish but my dinner rolls often are
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I am not Amish but my dinner rolls often are
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There's a like a one-hour window in the morning where I get engagement on here & the rest it's deader than Napoleon's pickled dick. There seems to be a moral here
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
There's a like a one-hour window in the morning where I get engagement on here & the rest it's deader than Napoleon's pickled dick. There seems to be a moral here
I've always said my first action as president would be to issue an executive order that would force Spike Jonze to make "Being Jared Leto"
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I've always said my first action as president would be to issue an executive order that would force Spike Jonze to make "Being Jared Leto"
Rolling the shock cart over to my flat-lining Notifications to render emergency aid
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Rolling the shock cart over to my flat-lining Notifications to render emergency aid
I thought we all agreed to never post again
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I thought we all agreed to never post again
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mmmmpf my sweent peamnut nectar
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
mmmmpf my sweent peamnut nectar
Just reflexively waved to a Tesla driver who yielded the right of way to me & now I’m worried I’m becoming a centrist
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Just reflexively waved to a Tesla driver who yielded the right of way to me & now I’m worried I’m becoming a centrist
Super shitty quality but one of our lil Spring sparrows stopped by on its travels!
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Super shitty quality but one of our lil Spring sparrows stopped by on its travels!
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she is but such a gorgeous one! (she hasnt worked out she can push the cat door open yet)
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
she is but such a gorgeous one! (she hasnt worked out she can push the cat door open yet)
Love watching YouTube videos where the host cranes their neck to look at an invisible image overlay that only the viewers can see. Fucking your neck up just to sell the bit is such a power move
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Love watching YouTube videos where the host cranes their neck to look at an invisible image overlay that only the viewers can see. Fucking your neck up just to sell the bit is such a power move
Thinking about developing an underground air shelter for my cats to take refuge in when I turn on the vacuum cleaner
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Thinking about developing an underground air shelter for my cats to take refuge in when I turn on the vacuum cleaner
Showing up at Firehouse subs in full fireman outfit, carrying an axe & hose coiled around my shoulder, violently demanding my free sub
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Showing up at Firehouse subs in full fireman outfit, carrying an axe & hose coiled around my shoulder, violently demanding my free sub
It’s been rough w/ my dad’s Parkinson’s & him receiving hospice care now, so I dunno what I’ll do if this happens. Just started unexpectedly sobbing last night thinking about it lmao
Aw man. Evidently there’s some concern that she might have myeloma ☹️
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It’s been rough w/ my dad’s Parkinson’s & him receiving hospice care now, so I dunno what I’ll do if this happens. Just started unexpectedly sobbing last night thinking about it lmao
Can’t believe it’s free to just find an animal & observe it. This is great
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Can’t believe it’s free to just find an animal & observe it. This is great
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Mutuals should not fight in front of me, it will stunt my development
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Mutuals should not fight in front of me, it will stunt my development
Just had an auto play click-baity obituary montage video get interrupted by the toilet paper bears & I am now more confident than ever that we have reached peak capitalism
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Just had an auto play click-baity obituary montage video get interrupted by the toilet paper bears & I am now more confident than ever that we have reached peak capitalism
I get why people don’t come to bluesky but the whole “staying on twitter” thing is a mystery for the ages
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I get why people don’t come to bluesky but the whole “staying on twitter” thing is a mystery for the ages
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum