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we don't need AI and for that matter, we don't need the billionaire tech bros who tell us we need AI
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
school cat, cool cat
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
alternate universe band named Pie.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Imma go out on a limb here and say that apple pie, key lime pie, and pecan pie are all delicious. I generally favor any type of pie tbh. pumpkin pie, cherry pie, chocolate pie holy shit CHOCOLATE pie c'mon!
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
congress: socialism bad

me: please specify what socialism is

congress: I dunno what it is actually
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Starting the week off with a cold. awesome. 😷
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
cooking video guy who says everything he makes is "life changing"
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Good job comrades
Good morning to everyone who could be in jail but they’re not
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Come on, let's try to get Jnx to the halfway point by the end of the day. $246.88 more to get there.
Thank you J!!! 🙏💚💚

$753.12/2000
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
rhetorical question: can I have a moment of peace?
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
What if I told you that that is a 6' pool and Spot is actually as big as an Ostrich?
happy muscovite duk
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
happy muscovite duk
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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For latecomers, last 6 years I kept a roof over my head and my belly full running a vape/CBD shop in Texas. If you read the news at all, you know I’m fucked, you know it’s coming fast and hard, and they’re only getting started. Please share or donate, help me get out before disaster strikes in full
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
republicans trying to distance themselves from trump now are so shook up. I got news for you, maga, you're stuck with him. you are trump and he is you. Haha fuckers.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
if it quacks like a quack it's a quack
Dr Oz: "If you had a check in the mail, you could buy the insurance you thought was best for you"
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Still at $445.53/2000

Could we get some more boosts, please?

Thank you to everyone so far- we really need to make this goal. 🙏💚
I've put it off too long

In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before.

Please help.

Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble
Well, for the few of you who haven't muted me already, I'm about to post our MA needs again. Put it off as long as we could.
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
tfw Kid Rock cancels tour dates in your town
a man with a hat and mustache is sitting in a wicker chair and saying well .
Alt: Powers Booth as William Brocious in the movie Tombstone sarcastically telling the Earps "Well...bye" as they leave town.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
so now that the Dems have caved, will Adelita Grijalva be sworn? c'mon Mike!
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
8 Democrats walk into a bar and stay there pounding Martinis until their terms run out. This joke ain't funny.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Quick update on who's who in the zoo. This is Spot, eating grains. He slurpin. 🦆🌾
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
battery at 27% this is your fault
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
damn I want a ukulele
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
tfw the boos get louder
two men in suits and ties are sitting at a desk with microphones
Alt: two men in suits and ties, one of whom is experiencing pre-exploding head contortions
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November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM