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@virtualgoblin.bsky.social
learning things the hard way since 1997 ദ്ദി( ꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)
pnw ⚔️ i complain a lot
pnw ⚔️ i complain a lot
every day when i sit down for work i pray that this stack of papers falls over and kills me
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
every day when i sit down for work i pray that this stack of papers falls over and kills me
buttmogging everyone in this circle k on this fine morning
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
buttmogging everyone in this circle k on this fine morning
i know we hate spotify but yummy by ayesha erotica being my 4th most played song is so fucking funny
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i know we hate spotify but yummy by ayesha erotica being my 4th most played song is so fucking funny
i don’t think i was socialized enough as a puppy
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i don’t think i was socialized enough as a puppy
back at work and it’s time to check all our black friday orders we got over the weekend. if anyone wants to come and knock me out with a brick. i’ll be here
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
back at work and it’s time to check all our black friday orders we got over the weekend. if anyone wants to come and knock me out with a brick. i’ll be here
next time i get a bf im gonna gnaw on him like a no.2 pencil
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
next time i get a bf im gonna gnaw on him like a no.2 pencil
do u like my nails
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
do u like my nails
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Look at how awesome Umbreon looked back in Pokemon Colosseum!
I think this was the last time it looked right to me
I think this was the last time it looked right to me
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Look at how awesome Umbreon looked back in Pokemon Colosseum!
I think this was the last time it looked right to me
I think this was the last time it looked right to me
mmmmpf my sweent peamnut nectar
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
mmmmpf my sweent peamnut nectar
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imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
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eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters
my boss’ sister has been coming in to help us out for black friday and she keeps calling me chantal and i just don’t have the heart to correct her
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
my boss’ sister has been coming in to help us out for black friday and she keeps calling me chantal and i just don’t have the heart to correct her
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coheed and cambria will never not slap
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
coheed and cambria will never not slap
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my kink is regulating my nervous system
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
my kink is regulating my nervous system
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Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh
happy friday i just met my new neighbor and he gave me a joint :3
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
happy friday i just met my new neighbor and he gave me a joint :3
my mutuals are so pretty ꈍ .̮ ꈍ ‧₊˚♡
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
my mutuals are so pretty ꈍ .̮ ꈍ ‧₊˚♡
weird stuff happening lately
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
weird stuff happening lately
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MILF (memory i’d like to forget)
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
MILF (memory i’d like to forget)
looking very spherical today
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
looking very spherical today
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smart cigarette with app that connects you to other smokers nearby
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
smart cigarette with app that connects you to other smokers nearby