strawbaby jam
@strawbbjam.bsky.social
straw f baby and the f is for phenomenal
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you would never disrespect me in real life I AM A CELEBRITY
December 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
you would never disrespect me in real life I AM A CELEBRITY
there’s no bigger hater than a man who knows you’re too good for him
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
there’s no bigger hater than a man who knows you’re too good for him
all i want for christmas is 10 mins in a boxing ring with nicki minaj
December 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
all i want for christmas is 10 mins in a boxing ring with nicki minaj
do you think of me when you eat strawberries? be honest
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
do you think of me when you eat strawberries? be honest
a hoe never gets cold
December 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
a hoe never gets cold
no bad juju formed against me shall prosper
December 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
no bad juju formed against me shall prosper
it’s me & all my sugar cookie scented things against the world
December 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
it’s me & all my sugar cookie scented things against the world
you know what i do when people are unreasonably offended by my posts? i ignore them. have fun looking dumb by yourself
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
you know what i do when people are unreasonably offended by my posts? i ignore them. have fun looking dumb by yourself
i know a few people who need to hear this but please watch your tone!!! i’m being respectful!! this is your final warning!!!
December 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i know a few people who need to hear this but please watch your tone!!! i’m being respectful!! this is your final warning!!!
i miss hanging up on people with a flip phone
December 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i miss hanging up on people with a flip phone
yes i’m an angel yes i will ruin your life
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 AM
yes i’m an angel yes i will ruin your life
mind you this is my world & you’re not livin in it
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
mind you this is my world & you’re not livin in it
you don’t see me at the club bc i’m in bed eating goldfish
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
you don’t see me at the club bc i’m in bed eating goldfish
if u don’t like me, that’s fine.. but ur wrong…
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
if u don’t like me, that’s fine.. but ur wrong…
normalize giving me credit for the inspo
December 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
normalize giving me credit for the inspo
thinking about how beautiful i am…..
December 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
thinking about how beautiful i am…..
almost went to jail about 5 times but i made it
good morning!! have to go to the mall and finish christmas shopping. send thoughts & prayers
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
almost went to jail about 5 times but i made it
good morning!! have to go to the mall and finish christmas shopping. send thoughts & prayers
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
good morning!! have to go to the mall and finish christmas shopping. send thoughts & prayers
hi. just so everyone knows.. i’m karoline leavitts number one hater. cannot stand that bitch!!! she makes me want to rip my hair & eyeballs out!! oh my god!!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
hi. just so everyone knows.. i’m karoline leavitts number one hater. cannot stand that bitch!!! she makes me want to rip my hair & eyeballs out!! oh my god!!!!!
all i want for christmas is an edit button
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
all i want for christmas is an edit button
i’m loving everyone’s santa hats
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i’m loving everyone’s santa hats
no offense but what is with people who stop for like 10 mins at a stop sign. you can go now i think…..
December 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
no offense but what is with people who stop for like 10 mins at a stop sign. you can go now i think…..
honestly thanks so much for not forgetting me!! i love you guys
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
honestly thanks so much for not forgetting me!! i love you guys
whenever someone’s like “oh i thought you were done with…” babe im bipolar & bpd… i changed my mind
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
whenever someone’s like “oh i thought you were done with…” babe im bipolar & bpd… i changed my mind
men ain’t shit!!! i’m bbg!!! don’t try me!!!
Youre doing wonderful already and if you forgot, sometimes you remind us how men aint shit and how youre bbg and you dont know why mfs try your nerves
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
men ain’t shit!!! i’m bbg!!! don’t try me!!!