strawbaby jam
@strawbbjam.bsky.social
straw f baby and the f is for phenomenal
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strawbaby jam
@strawbbjam.bsky.social
· Dec 25
get off my page
me 🤝 falling asleep in vc
February 6, 2026 at 8:08 AM
me 🤝 falling asleep in vc
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i am too sensitive and horny to live in this realm of existence. i must ascend
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 AM
i am too sensitive and horny to live in this realm of existence. i must ascend
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Guys... never give up your dream....
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Guys... never give up your dream....
my policy is i say no one time and if u ask again ur nose is getting broke
February 6, 2026 at 5:59 AM
my policy is i say no one time and if u ask again ur nose is getting broke
god forbid a girl go out late at night by herself. yall are so god damn annoying that even if u were harmless id still choose the bear
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 AM
god forbid a girl go out late at night by herself. yall are so god damn annoying that even if u were harmless id still choose the bear
i’m so powerful and have a big sexy brain
February 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
i’m so powerful and have a big sexy brain
no time 4 sleep when i’m plotting & scheming
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
no time 4 sleep when i’m plotting & scheming
feeling gorgeous and evil
February 6, 2026 at 2:12 AM
feeling gorgeous and evil
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if you want me to be your valentine you must pass my 7 deadly trials
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
if you want me to be your valentine you must pass my 7 deadly trials
the crunching noises a vacuum makes when it’s sucking up a bunch of crumbs >>>>>
February 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
the crunching noises a vacuum makes when it’s sucking up a bunch of crumbs >>>>>
got a dyson vacuum for free & im really excited about it. this is adulting
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
got a dyson vacuum for free & im really excited about it. this is adulting
no revenge cause now ur gonna think of me every time u stargaze with another bitch
February 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
no revenge cause now ur gonna think of me every time u stargaze with another bitch
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I dont care about my haters & if u wanna fight me then fight me...
February 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I dont care about my haters & if u wanna fight me then fight me...
i don’t know what you want me to say
February 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
i don’t know what you want me to say
i’m sick of having to wear winter boots!!! they ruin all my fits!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
i’m sick of having to wear winter boots!!! they ruin all my fits!!!!
boy fuck you & your weaponized incompetence!!
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
boy fuck you & your weaponized incompetence!!
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i’m my most toxic in the driver’s seat of a vehicle
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
i’m my most toxic in the driver’s seat of a vehicle
framing this
the angel of fire coming down from the heavens and burning away the men who pollute the landscape
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
framing this
please i have to know
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
please i have to know
if u ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear help the bear!!!
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
if u ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear help the bear!!!
think i’ll start being a huge bitch bc people won’t stop taking advantage of my kindness. sorry they ruined it for everyone else
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
think i’ll start being a huge bitch bc people won’t stop taking advantage of my kindness. sorry they ruined it for everyone else
loot that drops after defeating me:
✨ my mask
✨ my emotional walls
✨ my cold exterior
✨ my panties
✨ my mask
✨ my emotional walls
✨ my cold exterior
✨ my panties
loot that drops after defeating me:
✨️ $3
✨️ vape
✨️ chapstick
✨️ 5 gallons of water
✨️ studded belt
✨️ 420 XP
✨️ $3
✨️ vape
✨️ chapstick
✨️ 5 gallons of water
✨️ studded belt
✨️ 420 XP
loot that drops after defeating me:
🌀 CD of Evenesence
🌀 Frog trinket
🌀 Vanilla body oil
🌀 Pocket Python Guide
🌀 Locket with my favorite person inside
🌀 CD of Evenesence
🌀 Frog trinket
🌀 Vanilla body oil
🌀 Pocket Python Guide
🌀 Locket with my favorite person inside
February 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
loot that drops after defeating me:
✨ my mask
✨ my emotional walls
✨ my cold exterior
✨ my panties
✨ my mask
✨ my emotional walls
✨ my cold exterior
✨ my panties
can u like sit still and stop fidgeting its really overstimulating me and im about to beat ur ass
February 4, 2026 at 9:43 PM
can u like sit still and stop fidgeting its really overstimulating me and im about to beat ur ass
replying to all unsolicited dms with my paypal
February 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
replying to all unsolicited dms with my paypal
if i don’t get an iced coffee soon it’s gonna be problems
February 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
if i don’t get an iced coffee soon it’s gonna be problems