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WILLIAM
@slut4s8an.bsky.social
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mdni
forklift certified
antinatalist
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whats the point of having a homie if you can’t even call him bootylicious
date idea: i ride passenger and you drive full throttle into a tree
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
sorry man, the united states of america is a turnoff for me. dick can’t go up. too unsexy
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
daydreaming about baklava at work
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Overheard on the bus: “Rationally, if I had to eat a human, I’d eat a baby. They haven’t lived that long, and they would be fresh without any toxins.”
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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i'm having a wet rat party tonight on my discord server. it's a stream of giving my dog a bath. my friends will get to see my previously poofy dog deflate into Wet Rat Territory. the wetting of the rat ceremony.
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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dragging my entire balls across the phone screen to scroll past your post
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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i support whatever you freaks are doing in your little freakish pits of despair
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i miss that stupid man >:(
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
KIRBY AIR RIDERS FUCK OFF IM TRYINA BE HORNY ONLINE
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Nothing like a fuck buddy that knows your dick as good as, if not better than you do.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
naked men in my bed?
even better
I love seeing naked men on my feed.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
FUCK OFF KIRBY AIR RIDERS AND FUCK YOU NINTENDO IM JUST TRYING TO KILL TIME AT WORK IN PEACE
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
my body is a machine that turns awake into h o r n y
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
still angry about that fucking lasagna i spent eight hours on for him
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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I can't think of any group that feasted better than monster fuckers when bloodborne came out
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
penis and vagina BORING
there needs to be a secret 4th, 5th, and 6th option
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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going into the star trek holodeck but not even making it into anything just jacking off onto the grid
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i wish you all a very i’m going to bed now
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
istg if i ever drunk text this man im gonna kms
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
someone give me a lobotomy immediately. i need to stop thinking
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i shouldn’t still be feeling like this about him
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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imagine hating me and it turns me on
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
im so boredddd
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
the sluttiest thing a man can do is cook
and have a nice ass
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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i’m gonna be honest kitten, daddy’s about to lock himself in isolation for a week
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM