WILLIAM
@slut4s8an.bsky.social
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WILLIAM
@slut4s8an.bsky.social
· Mar 5
whats the point of having a homie if you can’t even call him bootylicious
date idea: i ride passenger and you drive full throttle into a tree
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
date idea: i ride passenger and you drive full throttle into a tree
sorry man, the united states of america is a turnoff for me. dick can’t go up. too unsexy
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
sorry man, the united states of america is a turnoff for me. dick can’t go up. too unsexy
daydreaming about baklava at work
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
daydreaming about baklava at work
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Overheard on the bus: “Rationally, if I had to eat a human, I’d eat a baby. They haven’t lived that long, and they would be fresh without any toxins.”
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Overheard on the bus: “Rationally, if I had to eat a human, I’d eat a baby. They haven’t lived that long, and they would be fresh without any toxins.”
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i'm having a wet rat party tonight on my discord server. it's a stream of giving my dog a bath. my friends will get to see my previously poofy dog deflate into Wet Rat Territory. the wetting of the rat ceremony.
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i'm having a wet rat party tonight on my discord server. it's a stream of giving my dog a bath. my friends will get to see my previously poofy dog deflate into Wet Rat Territory. the wetting of the rat ceremony.
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dragging my entire balls across the phone screen to scroll past your post
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
dragging my entire balls across the phone screen to scroll past your post
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i support whatever you freaks are doing in your little freakish pits of despair
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i support whatever you freaks are doing in your little freakish pits of despair
i miss that stupid man >:(
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i miss that stupid man >:(
KIRBY AIR RIDERS FUCK OFF IM TRYINA BE HORNY ONLINE
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
KIRBY AIR RIDERS FUCK OFF IM TRYINA BE HORNY ONLINE
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Nothing like a fuck buddy that knows your dick as good as, if not better than you do.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Nothing like a fuck buddy that knows your dick as good as, if not better than you do.
naked men in my bed?
even better
even better
I love seeing naked men on my feed.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
naked men in my bed?
even better
even better
FUCK OFF KIRBY AIR RIDERS AND FUCK YOU NINTENDO IM JUST TRYING TO KILL TIME AT WORK IN PEACE
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
FUCK OFF KIRBY AIR RIDERS AND FUCK YOU NINTENDO IM JUST TRYING TO KILL TIME AT WORK IN PEACE
my body is a machine that turns awake into h o r n y
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
my body is a machine that turns awake into h o r n y
still angry about that fucking lasagna i spent eight hours on for him
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
still angry about that fucking lasagna i spent eight hours on for him
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I can't think of any group that feasted better than monster fuckers when bloodborne came out
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I can't think of any group that feasted better than monster fuckers when bloodborne came out
penis and vagina BORING
there needs to be a secret 4th, 5th, and 6th option
there needs to be a secret 4th, 5th, and 6th option
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
penis and vagina BORING
there needs to be a secret 4th, 5th, and 6th option
there needs to be a secret 4th, 5th, and 6th option
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going into the star trek holodeck but not even making it into anything just jacking off onto the grid
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
going into the star trek holodeck but not even making it into anything just jacking off onto the grid
i wish you all a very i’m going to bed now
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i wish you all a very i’m going to bed now
istg if i ever drunk text this man im gonna kms
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
istg if i ever drunk text this man im gonna kms
someone give me a lobotomy immediately. i need to stop thinking
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
someone give me a lobotomy immediately. i need to stop thinking
i shouldn’t still be feeling like this about him
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i shouldn’t still be feeling like this about him
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imagine hating me and it turns me on
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
imagine hating me and it turns me on
the sluttiest thing a man can do is cook
and have a nice ass
and have a nice ass
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
the sluttiest thing a man can do is cook
and have a nice ass
and have a nice ass
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i’m gonna be honest kitten, daddy’s about to lock himself in isolation for a week
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
i’m gonna be honest kitten, daddy’s about to lock himself in isolation for a week