Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author
@autumnwolff.bsky.social
Just a silly wolf in a trenchcoat and sunglasses writing girlkisser stories on the internet. Constantly mocked (read: loved) by my wife, @cloverpatchmouse.bsky.social. She/Her 🏳️⚧️
My books: https://linktr.ee/autumnwolff
My books: https://linktr.ee/autumnwolff
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Today, I'm kicking off the Emergency Trans Meal Fund (in beta).
In short, if you're a trans hungry person in dire straits, I want to order your dinner. (Limit: 2 per week).
Blog with more info: www.patreon.com/posts/announ...
Form to request a meal: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
In short, if you're a trans hungry person in dire straits, I want to order your dinner. (Limit: 2 per week).
Blog with more info: www.patreon.com/posts/announ...
Form to request a meal: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
*circles mattress 9 times and collapses*
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
*circles mattress 9 times and collapses*
“And I told you to eat your goddamn pie. 💉 “
🤣💀
Erika Sinclair remains the best character in Stranger Things.
🤣💀
Erika Sinclair remains the best character in Stranger Things.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
“And I told you to eat your goddamn pie. 💉 “
🤣💀
Erika Sinclair remains the best character in Stranger Things.
🤣💀
Erika Sinclair remains the best character in Stranger Things.
Me, shouting at the tv screen while the new Stranger Things plays: DIMENSION DOOR ISN’T A CLERIC SPELL
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Me, shouting at the tv screen while the new Stranger Things plays: DIMENSION DOOR ISN’T A CLERIC SPELL
Knives Out > Wake Up Dead Man > Glass Onion
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Knives Out > Wake Up Dead Man > Glass Onion
Off to see the new Knives Out 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Off to see the new Knives Out 🥰
Clover and I trash talking Attack On Titan, and now I’m pissed all over again at the blatant lesbophobic writing killing off Ymir and reducing Historia to a baby oven.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Clover and I trash talking Attack On Titan, and now I’m pissed all over again at the blatant lesbophobic writing killing off Ymir and reducing Historia to a baby oven.
Transfemme supportive Momo: *synthesizes estradiol from her own body and gives it to you in pre-made syringes*
a girl in a white shirt and red tie stands in front of a blackboard with chinese characters
Alt: a girl in a white shirt and red tie stands in front of a blackboard with chinese characters
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Transfemme supportive Momo: *synthesizes estradiol from her own body and gives it to you in pre-made syringes*
I don’t typically read horror because I don’t like being scared, but DAMN did these sapphic horror novels impress me.
They are still in my thoughts.
They are still in my thoughts.
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I don’t typically read horror because I don’t like being scared, but DAMN did these sapphic horror novels impress me.
They are still in my thoughts.
They are still in my thoughts.
In the kitchen making Thanksgiving lunch like the domesticated girl I am~
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
In the kitchen making Thanksgiving lunch like the domesticated girl I am~
I finished Magica Riot: Full Bloom yesterday, and I flammin' loved it even more than the first book. Kara and Rowan leveled up.
It's gayer
It's more magical
It's more action-packed
It's more emotional
Bloom, Jade, and Hikari are just precious beans, and I love them dearly. Can I have book 3, plz?
It's gayer
It's more magical
It's more action-packed
It's more emotional
Bloom, Jade, and Hikari are just precious beans, and I love them dearly. Can I have book 3, plz?
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I finished Magica Riot: Full Bloom yesterday, and I flammin' loved it even more than the first book. Kara and Rowan leveled up.
It's gayer
It's more magical
It's more action-packed
It's more emotional
Bloom, Jade, and Hikari are just precious beans, and I love them dearly. Can I have book 3, plz?
It's gayer
It's more magical
It's more action-packed
It's more emotional
Bloom, Jade, and Hikari are just precious beans, and I love them dearly. Can I have book 3, plz?
Every day I grow older, I become a little more like Lilo inside:
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Every day I grow older, I become a little more like Lilo inside:
Them: “What do you even share with 5,000 followers?”
Me, shrugging: “Whatever lesbian, weeb, or furry shit that pops into my head, I guess.”
Me, shrugging: “Whatever lesbian, weeb, or furry shit that pops into my head, I guess.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Them: “What do you even share with 5,000 followers?”
Me, shrugging: “Whatever lesbian, weeb, or furry shit that pops into my head, I guess.”
Me, shrugging: “Whatever lesbian, weeb, or furry shit that pops into my head, I guess.”
Me: Ah, finally. A good night’s sleep.
My 🧠: You’re fundamentally unlovable, and everyone who meets you IRL can’t stand you.
Me: 🎵Oh, the turkey looks great! Thank you for loving me. Thank you for being there. 🎶
My 🧠: You’re fundamentally unlovable, and everyone who meets you IRL can’t stand you.
Me: 🎵Oh, the turkey looks great! Thank you for loving me. Thank you for being there. 🎶
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Me: Ah, finally. A good night’s sleep.
My 🧠: You’re fundamentally unlovable, and everyone who meets you IRL can’t stand you.
Me: 🎵Oh, the turkey looks great! Thank you for loving me. Thank you for being there. 🎶
My 🧠: You’re fundamentally unlovable, and everyone who meets you IRL can’t stand you.
Me: 🎵Oh, the turkey looks great! Thank you for loving me. Thank you for being there. 🎶
Biiiiiiig stretch
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Biiiiiiig stretch
*circles mattress 45 times and collapses*
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
*circles mattress 45 times and collapses*
Fun fact: In high school, our band class staged a haunted house fundraiser. My friends and I performed repeated exorcisms that were reportedly so disturbing that we were told we couldn't do it again next year.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Fun fact: In high school, our band class staged a haunted house fundraiser. My friends and I performed repeated exorcisms that were reportedly so disturbing that we were told we couldn't do it again next year.
*dissolves to ash over her keyboard in the middle of freelancing*
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
*dissolves to ash over her keyboard in the middle of freelancing*
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Woo! We've open, like, two hours, and we've already pulled in $155.00. Grab yourself a little spice (and then read my stories in there if the spice gets to be a little too much for you😉).
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
(All said, the revenue could be a bit more fun with some decimals. I'm just saying...)
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
(All said, the revenue could be a bit more fun with some decimals. I'm just saying...)
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Woo! We've open, like, two hours, and we've already pulled in $155.00. Grab yourself a little spice (and then read my stories in there if the spice gets to be a little too much for you😉).
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
(All said, the revenue could be a bit more fun with some decimals. I'm just saying...)
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
(All said, the revenue could be a bit more fun with some decimals. I'm just saying...)
Reposted by Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author
Help me fund epic poem GULA: A Poem For The End Times on BackerKit! A modernist/post-modernist long-form poem, GULA explores Carrion City, a place where the lost and forsaken end up and rarely leave -- a mirror city to the world of the beloved and treasured.
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/e...
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/e...
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Help me fund epic poem GULA: A Poem For The End Times on BackerKit! A modernist/post-modernist long-form poem, GULA explores Carrion City, a place where the lost and forsaken end up and rarely leave -- a mirror city to the world of the beloved and treasured.
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/e...
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/e...
Get fucked, random man on Threads.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Get fucked, random man on Threads.
Them: "Autumn, did you hear me?"
Me: *zoned out, thinking about the Perfect Kirby flash cartoons again*
Me: *zoned out, thinking about the Perfect Kirby flash cartoons again*
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Them: "Autumn, did you hear me?"
Me: *zoned out, thinking about the Perfect Kirby flash cartoons again*
Me: *zoned out, thinking about the Perfect Kirby flash cartoons again*
Someday I want to ride that Acela
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Someday I want to ride that Acela
Wonder Woman's lasso, but instead of the truth, it makes anyone touching it say nice things about themselves, even if they don't mean it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Wonder Woman's lasso, but instead of the truth, it makes anyone touching it say nice things about themselves, even if they don't mean it.
Well, I already put in 7 hours of retail work today.
What's another 2-3 freelance hours after that? 🫠
What's another 2-3 freelance hours after that? 🫠
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Well, I already put in 7 hours of retail work today.
What's another 2-3 freelance hours after that? 🫠
What's another 2-3 freelance hours after that? 🫠
That Predator reference in Mighty Nein 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
That Predator reference in Mighty Nein 🤣