mr. cannoli
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mr. cannoli
@boner.ink
· May 6
welcome to sexual twilight zone
the teddy bears are trying to have their picnic and you all are ruining it with doing your drugs and having sex
January 13, 2026 at 8:13 AM
the teddy bears are trying to have their picnic and you all are ruining it with doing your drugs and having sex
sometimes you can hear a car explode on the highway but other than that it's quiet here
January 13, 2026 at 8:10 AM
sometimes you can hear a car explode on the highway but other than that it's quiet here
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this woke ouija board keeps calling me gay
June 2, 2023 at 5:11 AM
this woke ouija board keeps calling me gay
at the pearly gates asking god to explain diarrhea
January 13, 2026 at 7:34 AM
at the pearly gates asking god to explain diarrhea
my family won't speak to me because i can't stop fucking farting
January 13, 2026 at 7:32 AM
my family won't speak to me because i can't stop fucking farting
no but seriously i am fucking farting and it's becoming a problem
January 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
no but seriously i am fucking farting and it's becoming a problem
you should break in and make a pizza
January 13, 2026 at 7:29 AM
you should break in and make a pizza
u should give them a call
January 13, 2026 at 7:26 AM
u should give them a call
i'm gonna start a beef about all this fucking farting
January 13, 2026 at 7:19 AM
i'm gonna start a beef about all this fucking farting
woahhh how did you do that
January 13, 2026 at 7:16 AM
woahhh how did you do that
Reposted by mr. cannoli
Sorry guys i just cant be me right now
January 13, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Sorry guys i just cant be me right now
i really like that taylor swift song that's like, leave your dog in a hot car, i finally understand the hype
January 13, 2026 at 7:12 AM
i really like that taylor swift song that's like, leave your dog in a hot car, i finally understand the hype
i would kill spongebob if iran asked me to
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 AM
i would kill spongebob if iran asked me to
just got scooped up by a large bird guess this is my life now
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 AM
just got scooped up by a large bird guess this is my life now
yeah it's easy to get yelled at that's why i don't listen to it
January 13, 2026 at 6:38 AM
yeah it's easy to get yelled at that's why i don't listen to it
i wish i had someone to yell at me to do things and i listened to them
January 13, 2026 at 6:36 AM
i wish i had someone to yell at me to do things and i listened to them
if i was meek would u guys let me inherit the earth
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 AM
if i was meek would u guys let me inherit the earth
just an oaf living in a bozos world...
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 AM
just an oaf living in a bozos world...
is bozo above or below oaf in the hierarchy
January 13, 2026 at 6:22 AM
is bozo above or below oaf in the hierarchy
putting on my big boy boots and stomping on some crud
January 13, 2026 at 6:17 AM
putting on my big boy boots and stomping on some crud
