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mr. cannoli

@boner.ink

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · May 6

welcome to sexual twilight zone

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 6h

can't fuck tonight, penis exploded

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 11h

look if you want me to keep being funny then the loaded revolver stays in my mouth

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 11h

cumming face down in the gutter

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 11h

the balls are the trick and the dick is the treat

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 14h

please be dry please be dry please be dry please be dry
*wipes ass*
FUCK, mud

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 15h

me at the posting climax: don't stop you're gonna make me lol

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 1d

Toxicity has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In apps, in chats, group dms, emails, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's toxic man.

Darrin Loeliger @darrin.bsky.team · 1d

Hey, I'm trying to learn more about toxicity on Bluesky. How often do you see toxicity on here? Where in the app do you see it?

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 1d

there's a yellow rose in Texas, i'm drowning it with pee

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 1d

i'll write my posts on my turds and flush them down the toilet for the sewer people to enjoy before going to mastadon

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 2d

taking a shit in the hole in the sky

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 2d

i'm more of a tincture guy

mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 2d

i should get banned for something anyone got any ideas

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 2d

bluesky should hire me to get yelled at and do nothing

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 3d

I can’t do the ai discourse it’s so boring. Make the discourse about something that bleeds again

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 3d

we could end this discourse right now by forcing AI to address you exclusively by slur

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 3d

you shouldn't run over 1000 pedestrians in GTA, they might have rich inner lives some day

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 3d

had to look up clanker and i stopped reading about five words into the description at "star wars"

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 3d

calling the AI a computer with a hard R

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 4d

i'm gonna build my own bluesky and it's going to suck shit and not work and you can't use it for anything but nazis will also not be able to use it

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 4d

does anyone wanna get together and form a miasma

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 4d

the only protocols i know are wake up jack off and take dump

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 4d

pooping manually by hand

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 4d

in line at the DMV doing my idle character animations (looking at my feet, kicking the dirt, laying down for a nap)

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 4d

i'm jay CEO and this is blue ass

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 5d

my followers could beat your followers asses, suck their dicks too

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