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mr. cannoli
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kinda crazy i've just been lugging this around for 15 years, across state lines, through an eviction, through bankruptcy... it's just not something you let go
giant wooden n64 logo
January 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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i don't see it
January 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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wtf are these stickers that came with the cashapp card, what were they even going for
some ai generated shit cashapp stickers there's like a shoe made of teeth, a ring pop, a carabiner with a 8 ball keychain, a ufo, and a big dollar sign made out of oil?
January 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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try it pussy, see what happens
elmer fudd with a gun against bugs bunny's head and bugs looks smug as hell
January 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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ordering
64 drills
50 impact drivers
48 industrial batteries
22 circular saws
12 chainsaws
220 screwdrivers and wrenches
January 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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ordering one of these to grind my shaft
flex shaft grinder
January 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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it's taken now but when i checked last
penis.com domain for sale $1.5 million dollars
January 10, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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be honest, would u be mad at me
job listing for agent of state terrorism
January 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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indeed is such garbage, every job listing is just allowed to create a skill you have to check so your "skills" section ends up looking absolutely unhinged
Skills Writing skills, Technical sales, Grocery store, Social media marketing, Communication skills, INDESIGN, AFTER EFFECTS, Clean workspace maintenance, MICROSOFT OFFICE, Inventory management, Mechanical knowledge, Microsoft Word, Adobe Creative Suite, Procreate Software (Art tool), Logo Design, Content writing, Computer operation, Storytelling, Adobe Creative Suite, Analysis skills, Dependability, YouTube, Continuous improvement, Cross-functional collaboration, Warehouse experience, Food production, Quality control, English, Outdoor work, Driving, Warehouse experience, Quality assurance, Climbing, Grammar Experience, Labeling, Wireless sales, Shipping & receiving, Computer skills, Content Creation, Content development, Microsoft Office, Leadership, Assembly, Logo design, Order entry, ADOBE PHOTOSHOP, Power tools, Productivity software, Guest services, Workplace health and safety regulatory compliance, Time management, Graphic Design, Attention to detail, Organizational skills, Ability to follow instructions, Graphic design, Experience with children, ILLUSTRATOR, Recipe adherence, Entrepreneurship, Adobe After Effects, Materials handling, Sales conversion rate
January 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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look at all this shit!! for one part time job!!!
more stupid questions trying to find out if you have a pulse
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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man what the fuck even is job searching
application asking if i have experience showing up to work and following instructions
January 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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about to get completely nude and cover my entire body in this stuff
big bottle of liquid latex
January 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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it's a start
January 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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waiting for my beard to come back from the war
pudgy sad face, no beard
January 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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horse
sketch of a undead horse missing a jaw tongue hanging out drooling
January 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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what did i do, i was sleeping
blocked 100+ times in 24 hours
January 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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putting my penis in this would feel so good
a model of big bang and galactic expansion
January 5, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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this shit is so funny lol
100+ Blocks Negative Posting 20+ Blocks Posts a lot: more than 100 times yesterday Yeah you know what fuck this place
January 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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why though?
fat ass luigi
January 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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goofus you idiot, you fuckin piece of shit
goofus and gallant comic goofus throwing his shit on the grass and gallant using the trash can
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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jody's little green book
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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HORSE YEAR!! everything is coming up millhorse
Windows of opportunity are going to open. Things that seem impossible now will finally be possible. Someone who wrote you off is reconsidering. A door you thought was permanently closed is opening again. Stop analyzing why it's happening and just walk through it.
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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this one goes out to all the shit that sucked this year
me smiling and giving the finger
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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you there boy, what date and time is it?
why it's cannoli prime time sir
my prime time is wednesday at around 9 pm
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM