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Goose

@phatcussy.bsky.social

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im normal 🙂 photographer - leftist - pizza enthusiast - movies - music - i cook a lot

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 21m

imagine a banana that wanted to be an apple. how would they live with that weight

Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 1h

oh he's a reader alright

Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 2h

in Margaritaville, no one can hear you scream

Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 3h

oh the smug Holocaust denier is a democracy defender. Thank god

Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 3h

do you see a human face in the mirror in the morning or some kind of hideous demon

Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 13h

Cease-fire, aid convoys, prisoner exchanges…
Weirdest genocide ever.

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 3h

nah everyone has to share the old pair

Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 3h

got some new slippers so i can silly walk in comfort

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 3h

someone call the labubu midwife

Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 4h

i would like to play silent hill but i would also like to play Yakuza infinite wealth. does the suffering ever end

Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 4h

is your sewer backed up or do you just smell like that

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 4h

everybody do the fake patois

Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 5h

so he's definitely dying right

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 5h

peanut butter and jelly. Has anyone tried this wacky combination

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 5h

stickin out my gyatt for the rizzler

Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 5h

"oh don't say that about AI don't be mean to AI" I'd kill it. if i ever find the servers ill kill it with a hammer

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 6h

nothing like that beautiful game. The game of ball

Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 6h

im listening to waka flocka flame lol

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 6h

Girl, drop it to the floor (yeah)
I love the way your booty go (come on)
All I wanna do is sit back and watch you move
And I'll proceed to throw this cash

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 6h

2007 was 40 years ago..

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 6h

BRICK SQUAD

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 6h

blam blam a piggy tryna put my fam in the can

Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 7h

let's say, hypothetically, the leopards were eating faces. and, for the sake of argument, they would never eat my face

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 8h

Ratio

Sally Jenkins @sallyjenx.bsky.social · 10h

Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss

The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 8h

good luck 🫡