Goose
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im normal 🙂
photographer - leftist - pizza enthusiast - movies - music - i cook a lot
photographer - leftist - pizza enthusiast - movies - music - i cook a lot
those weren't regular brownies, Charlie Brown
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
those weren't regular brownies, Charlie Brown
what the heck is happening
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
what the heck is happening
RFK Jr is popping some roadkill in the oven for dinner right now
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
RFK Jr is popping some roadkill in the oven for dinner right now
they're spatchcocking me later
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
they're spatchcocking me later
that's a lovely quiche you made. Do you mind if i just *sticks my hand directly in the center and lifts out a scoop*
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
that's a lovely quiche you made. Do you mind if i just *sticks my hand directly in the center and lifts out a scoop*
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Telling my nephew Elf on the Shelf isn't returning this year because elections have consequences
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Telling my nephew Elf on the Shelf isn't returning this year because elections have consequences
thought i saw a dog smoking a cigarette but it was an old and grizzled man
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
thought i saw a dog smoking a cigarette but it was an old and grizzled man
hello gloria jeans coffee. id like your "stuffing" latte please. Extra creamy
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
hello gloria jeans coffee. id like your "stuffing" latte please. Extra creamy
calling the butterball hotline to report a home invasion
What the fuck is the butterball hotline
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
calling the butterball hotline to report a home invasion
good morning gobblers
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
good morning gobblers
(scratching your knee) Sorry. i thought that was my knee
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
(scratching your knee) Sorry. i thought that was my knee
🤨🤨
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
🤨🤨
2016 was 40 years ago..
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
2016 was 40 years ago..
the mighty mighty bosstones has come up 3 times today. Strange how the universe works
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
the mighty mighty bosstones has come up 3 times today. Strange how the universe works
the power of friendship is so strong it can stop bullets (don't try this)
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the power of friendship is so strong it can stop bullets (don't try this)
Ronald McDonald here. If you're not shoving 8000 calories worth of McDonalds down your gullet every single day, you need to be institutionalized
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Ronald McDonald here. If you're not shoving 8000 calories worth of McDonalds down your gullet every single day, you need to be institutionalized
it's actually possible to see a post you disagree with and say nothing. it's hard. but ive done it
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
it's actually possible to see a post you disagree with and say nothing. it's hard. but ive done it
made deviled eggs & brussel sprouts gratin for tomorrow. now i have to make dinner for today 😔
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
made deviled eggs & brussel sprouts gratin for tomorrow. now i have to make dinner for today 😔
i think one thing we can all agree on, is we have got to make these times more polarizing and divisive
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i think one thing we can all agree on, is we have got to make these times more polarizing and divisive
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We're allowed one political statement each this Thanksgiving. I'm going to say "Country Crock? yeah this country is a crock"
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
We're allowed one political statement each this Thanksgiving. I'm going to say "Country Crock? yeah this country is a crock"