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Senator "Crashout Observer" Meatlord
@hontdog.bsky.social
(Ⓐ-Whatever State Fucks The Hardest)

Following this account is a binding agreement in which I can make a pog from your PFP

Trans lives are precious

I do not followback politics-heavy accounts sorry

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lookin forward to burger kings new 2lb "tummy horter" with cheese
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
good

lets try 10-12 little bitty countries and see how that goes for a while
I believe in offering the benefit of the doubt.

If we can’t do that we will never come together as a country.
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Uncle Buck: yeah i liked this one a lot actually. Fun movie. Would watch again

@sheev.calamitousintent.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
heh, yeah, im cut alright
Good LORD! @hontdog.bsky.social

Mr. Senator!

Mose’s sandals!!

Settle down!!!
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Now Watching: Uncle Buck (yes there is a theme here)
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Cool Runnings: eghhhhhhhhhhhh

my kid liked it
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i say this an uncomfortable amount of times in work and band and friend chat
the important thing here is that i think im funny
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Now watching: cool runnings
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Larval stage white supremacist.
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
in summary,
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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i understand! 😌 (sickos.jpg)
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
hahaha i knew if i did a skircle today that this would happen
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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startin to think i should abandon this cursed account at, say, 1k followers
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Together they are unstoppable
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
To put a finer point on it I support the black community with my whole chest. I support the LGBT community with my whole chest

An individual from a community can be a fuckup and attacking that individual for their fuckup is not an attack on a whole community

this is grade school shit youre failing
IF, for example, Dave Chapelle says "I'm team TERF" and Talib upholds Dave Chapelle as a shining beacon of morality

Then those two black men are specifically causing harm to my actual real life family and I will spend as much time as it takes telling them to fuck off

Intersectionality babe
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I thought this was pretty good
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
fun fact, if you search my profile for the word "slavery" youll see me swatting *actual* racists in the face
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
hahahahaaaaaaa i love the internet so much
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
this comment has layers

if i'm in the cuck chair (and boy AM I EVER)

...then whats he and tehilah doin?
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
alright its family time yall have a completely normal one ok?

OK?
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my kid woke up and wanted black pepper

not milk, not cereal

black pepper
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
ive always been jealous of people who can swallow air to make themselves burp
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM