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writing stuff, being anonymous, they/them, 38
AuDHD. sober stoner.

🖤🩶🤍💜 👋🏻💚

@lamesheev.bsky.social 🦜

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Breakfast here and I'm gonna be kicked out after so please someone help me
I overslept. Today's B&B is past due. Lovely owners and have given me some time but I need £55 urgently or I have nowhere to sleep tonight.

Please help.

Shares appreciated.

PP: [email protected]
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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After 15 minutes of laughing so hard it hurts I have finally managed to stop before I passed out.
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
god pot tastes gross
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
any day of the week i'd have a different answer. but right now.. 🤔

• "la femme d'argent," moon safari
air

• "wesley's theory," to pimp a butterfly
kendrick lamar

• "wwiii," wwiii
kmfdm

• "dumbest girl alive," 10,000 gecs
100 gecs

• "spitfire," always outnumbered...
the prodigy
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Girl asking me what my attachment style is: Are you anxious-avoidant or secure?
Me: youre really pretty ma'am.
Girl: *pulls out illustrated diagram showing anxious-avoidant vs secure attachment styles*
Me: *laughs* its a good attachment style maam
>it's Anxious
Me: "Please don't leave me" *clings*
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
cute. eh. not much goin on here tbh.
🍿 now seated for ETERNITY ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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my family had a book of murphy's law-type aphorisms and the one i remember to this day is "if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried"
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
🍿 now seated for ETERNITY ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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i want to walk around on a brain
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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If anyone has knowledge of mutual aid resources or like, queer grassroots networks in the san diego area please let me know. I need to find them for a friend.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

ha!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
not to mention: AI movies will never appeal to a single person with access to normal movies.

i have schpiels. 😔
Ok, but there is not monetary reward in it for anyone. This only exists as long as Sora is cool with making large buckets of negative money. IF AI had to charge enough to make a profit, 99% of all the AI bullshit we see would go away.
A racist TV show made with the assistance of Sora has attracted millions of viewers. Tyler Austin Harper argues that it could be “the harbinger of a new entertainment landscape where extremist AI shows will jockey for our attention with more anodyne ones”:
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Me * excited about something I've been waiting for*

My AuADHD body :"LIQUEFY EVERYTHING! NOW!"

Me :"Isn't this getting a bit old?"

My body :" INTENSIFY LIQUEFACTION!"

😒
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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bringing my ouija board to the bar to help me pick up chick's
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Americans pour vodka into mayonnaise and are like

Ahh yes this is perfect nog
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Indian weezer tribute band called Huddy Bolly
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
going back in time to coolify rivers cuomo
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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levels of mongering in order of severity:
cheese
meat
fear
war
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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12 Angry Dates
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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if you're an ai guy, why even use social media? just generate posts to read if you genuinely think it's just as good
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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i think acne scarring is really cute and im tired of pretending it isnt
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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as a child my brother and I were taught to kill by an authoritarian karate master, i was once nearly raised by chimpanzees, i was held over the edge of a 300 foot cliff by the sea by my dad, and run off a another cliff chased by dogs set on me by a pair of butch lesbians.
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
deleted scrap from my notes: "there is literally more character development in any random square inch of where's waldo"
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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i dont know why we let sleeping dogs just lie like that
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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waiting for the day we can swap out our genitals from a pause menu the way god intended
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM