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writing stuff, being anonymous, they/them, 38
AuDHD. sober stoner.

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Stories gave humanity strangers in common.
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levels of mongering in order of severity:
cheese
meat
fear
war
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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12 Angry Dates
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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if you're an ai guy, why even use social media? just generate posts to read if you genuinely think it's just as good
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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i think acne scarring is really cute and im tired of pretending it isnt
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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as a child my brother and I were taught to kill by an authoritarian karate master, i was once nearly raised by chimpanzees, i was held over the edge of a 300 foot cliff by the sea by my dad, and run off a another cliff chased by dogs set on me by a pair of butch lesbians.
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
deleted scrap from my notes: "there is literally more character development in any random square inch of where's waldo"
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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i dont know why we let sleeping dogs just lie like that
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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waiting for the day we can swap out our genitals from a pause menu the way god intended
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Ripley’s believe it or is not my bongs name
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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pecan pie is fine, apple pie is overrated, but you're out of your damn mind if you don't like key lime pie
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
my mom petting atticus's face.

this is how big atticus is. 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
WHAAAAT HELL YEAH 👇🏻😃

trt: 44:06
CELEBRITY WEAKEST LINK: RAP STARS 2002
YouTube video by Chic In Seconds TV
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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I've always respected his game as a world-class hater even if I don't particularly like his taste in anything.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I see, The death of the author demands I kill you now to assert my better interpretation
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
🍿 now seated for PREDATOR: BADLANDS

not my franchise usually, but let's see!
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
dig me, i'm secure 💅🏻

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November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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He’s right though. It goes as follows:
Poker: right wing
Blackjack: centrist
Baccarat: right wing
Rummy: left wing
Gin Rummy: left wing (specifically anarchist)
Spades: centrist
Bridge: left wing
Go Fish: Libertarian
what?
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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its deborah pronounced like zebra
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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*flipping my pizza over*

wait staff: why did you do that?

me: I am a business major with an emphasis is entrepreneur. my homework today was causing disruption

*pysc and sociology majors at the table furiously writing in their notebooks*
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
you should follow r. val! 👇🏻🤓
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
this is awesome 🤓
I must say, credit where it's due, that's a downright masterful application of Disjunction Introduction.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disjunc...
Disjunction introduction - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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all my life lived given this, now what? all we have is the present, rain fall waits for no one to puddle up, follow the flow along the grain, change paths now and then, every decision a dance with time and gravity
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM