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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈
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writing stuff, they/them, 38. AuDHD. sober stoner.
from the river to the sea
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in a black neighborhood huh
January 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
i'd fiddle with the numbers, but in principle i think this is right
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
i miss charlotte. how's she doin?
January 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
right on 🤔 i have all that turned off, so i'm not sure how that works. (like how you know when something hit discover.)
January 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
1) 👀 no...

2) *googles*

3) ben you have made my day 😃 tysfm
January 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
i haven't? tbh 🫣
January 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
it might be basic for this to be my opinion, but after years of consideration, i think breaking bad is my candidate for best tv show ever. certainly my favorite.
January 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
she's like 3% of the way through saving everyone. it adds up
January 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
yeah but you're cool
January 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
me too! 🤔 agh. i hate deadlines
January 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
i say grandparents innocent! puff cool bc leftist!
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
yeah. 🤔🤢 thinking about it this way, especially in a period of far-right overreach, liberals are actually more incentivized to defend cops than republicans. for republicans, 'authority' ain't goin anywhere, so they don't fear the institution failing if they critique it.
January 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
good job btw being your family's only cool person
January 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
😧😩
January 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
lame
January 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
i fart like bob seger in bed. rolls me away
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM