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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra

@punishedholden.bsky.social

300 followers 320 following 1.7K posts

Proud Rep of Iowa’s 1st district, currently imprisoned by the administration for my bill on Transphobe reeducation. If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose

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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 7h

Kid Rock is John Waters’ Wario

Kid Rock looking thin and trashy with a neatly trimmed mustache

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 7h

Did you drop the fave?

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 8h

Am I a hero? Yes

Am I a genius? Also yes.

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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 8h

When he takes off the hat

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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 8h

McCrispy balls are a guilty pleasure of mine

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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 8h

Me and WHO

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 8h

Hell yeah

a cartoon character in a tuxedo is sitting at a table with his hand on his face

Alt: a cartoon character in a tuxedo is sitting at a table with his hand on his face

media.tenor.com

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 8h

Maybe spend $101 on me

A photo that says under $100 gifts for guys, then has a bunch of terrible shit like a winter hat, one slipper, a mug, salt and pepper shaker, socks, a jump rope, a netti pot, and some other stuff that also sucks

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 12h

George Costanza showing up to work the next day after he quits

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 14h

Dear Mayor Adams

Shaq saying I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. I WASN'T REALLY FAMILIAR
WITH YOUR GAME.

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 14h

ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 17h

“Call him Agolf Shitler" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12239 pages of heated debate,

radusky.bsky.social @radusky.bsky.social · 17h

I agree asking for Trump’s help is not the best idea but she clearly did that. Also, stop calling him Hitler, there so many better nicknames for him, like Agolf Shitler, Epstien’s BFF, Cheeto Benito, etc.

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 17h

Holy shit! I’d hate to be drumpf right now!

A bunch of 90s kids looking at something epic on a computer

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 17h

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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 17h

That settles that then…

Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 18h

Judge rules federal agents can't deploy chemical irritants at journalists, protesters who don't pose threats

From my colleagues @chicago.suntimes.com: chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10...

Judge rules federal agents can't deploy chemical irritants at journalists, protesters who don't pose threats

The temporary ruling stems from a lawsuit filed this week by news organizations, unions, independent journalists and protesters against the Department of Homeland Security following tense interactions...

chicago.suntimes.com

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 18h

It’s time for society to reevaluate Keanu Reeves and recognize he’s cool.

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 18h

A comic showing two brown people being bombed by a drone. The man is saying “they gave the Nobel peace prize to a Latina” while the woman says “really makes you feel like you’re part of history”

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 19h

You can chagrin me

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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 1d

Weight lifting skeleton with the caption my body is a machine that turns tits into respectfully looked at tits

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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 19h

They would both go, argue over who is going to be the headliner, and then both go onstage at the same time while accidentally seeing a Koran on fire during the confusion

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 19h

Masculinity is under attack in this country

Eric Teusink @ericteusink.bsky.social · 19h

A sitting judge, who also serves as a lobbyist for judges, and former Secretary of the Republican Party of Georgia, got a DUI when he hit another car with his Mercedes at Wacko’s Gentlemen’s Club in Jacksonville.

The levels of Georgia are off the chart.

Georgia judge charged with DUI after parking lot incident at Jacksonville strip club

Bert Guy Jr., president of Georgia’s Council of Superior Court Judges, was charged with DUI from an incident in the parking lot of a Jacksonville strip club, authorities said.

www.ajc.com

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 1d

New Jesus

Shirtless Gob Bluth from Arrested Development crucified on a cross

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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 1d

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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 1d

These are the people regularly posting on mastodon

L @banalplay.bsky.social · 1d

meet the 40-year-olds driving the Tory youth movement

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