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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra
@punishedholden.bsky.social
300 followers 320 following 1.6K posts
Proud Rep of Iowa’s 1st district, currently imprisoned by the administration for my bill on Transphobe reeducation. If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 23m
MFW the challenge coin has even more guns
Closeup of Ka$h Pate£ not at all looking high on speed
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 57m
Left wing groups are much harder for feds to infiltrate than right wing groups, because no Feds actually agree with left wing groups to begin with
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 1h
Sorry but he makes a good point. My nine year old won’t stop calling Drake “certified pedophile” since the last Super Bowl
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 2h
lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!” says the idiot
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 2h
Not even making fun of the guy, I just know the audience for my extremely niche brand of mid shitposting, and I’m pretty sure it’s not retired guys in Florida
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 2h
You know you’ve made it to the discover tab when you start getting quote skeets from guys like this
A boomer lib taking an awkward, off center, shirtless selfie wearing a Panama hat and sunglasses
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 3h
If I could drink IPA for breakfast, I would
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 3h
At that price, I’d be stupid NOT to buy it
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 3h
Criticize all you want, but let’s see YOU write a song about Travis Kelce’s massive hog, and let me know how good it is.
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 4h
BACK OFF I SAW HER FIRST
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 4h
Every part of Illinois below Peoria is the south
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 5h
Almost as if it were fake…and released to defame him
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 6h
Everything reminds me of HER
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 6h
BENGHAZI AINT GOING AW….

*shits pants and dies*
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 6h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 9
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 16h
I’m sorry to report this to you Mr pussy, but this man is a millennial
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 16h
Emoji spreading them butt cheeks open
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 17h
This dude is 43 lmao
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 17h
Flanders licking an icicle with the caption it’s a popsicle in my favorite flavor…plain
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 18h
Heading down I-35 because there’s a bunch of unsatisfied wives of chubby middle aged guys in Texas who are in desperate need of a dick down
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 18h
JB Pritzger can’t stop them, but Lou Malnati can
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 18h
Tell ur mom to stop rolling up on me
A tire with the word “KUMHO” imprinted on it
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 22h
Worst person you know making a good point
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 1d
Well well well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 1d
Editor in chief, city editor, features editor
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 1d
Bro I made the pretend switch to mastodon from Twitter in like 2017. Shit sucked then, and it fucking sucks now.
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 1d
Smiling while remembering when Jack Dorsey rage quit this place
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