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harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. 8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 39 | she/they

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 26d

incredible update here: i made big naturals luigi into a sticker & sent it with the loud effect in imessage

this is the future leftists deserved

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 26m

@gregthemiller.bsky.social does

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 58m

okay but objection: the rest of us need this to happen, your honor

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h

dear Supreme Corut i am NOT owned. do NOT give my website to that guy i'm serious!!!!! stop!!!!

Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 10h

Alex Jones has asked the Supreme Court to immediately put his almost $1.5 billion defamation judgment on hold, citing the imminent threat of InfoWars being handed over to The Onion.

If there isn't a stay, "InfoWars will have been acquired by its ideological nemesis and destroyed," the filing says.

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 3h

The Onion had a post about NSPM-7 before The New York Times did lmao

THE ONION!
theonion.com/what-to-know...

What To Know About NSPM-7

On Sept. 25, President Trump issued a directive called National Security Presidential Memorandum 7 in which “anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity” were described as “common threads...

theonion.com

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 1h

“baseball failed me, going to be a cumslut now”

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 1h

just getting really into jizz

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

nah, they’re just new toot goofin

Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 1h

I think half of Bluesky just died

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

okay i initially read that as jizz & it just seemed like normal philly sport posting

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

it’s just a long winded way of saying “i paid too much for a hotel because i had to see homeless people waaah”

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

also, he’s going through some things

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 1h

fifteen missed calls in an elimination game is absolutely unacceptable

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

nah, just tootin

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

true midwest unhinged is a unique & beautiful thing

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 20d

the revolution will not be skeeted in threatened boners

god I would probably post boner for the first time ever but fuck a place without moderation to protect my black friends, my trans friends, my sex worker friends

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

you’re not alone

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

fucking love that city

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

every time i’ve stayed in chicago, it’s been all over the place & i mainly do walk along with mass transit with very occasional lyft to get around

have never had an issue regardless of which part of the city what part of the day im stumbling around in because i stay aware & don’t act like an idiot

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2h

lmfao this is hilarious & feels so tinfoil hat but is actually somehow happening

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Jay Fee @fixjong.bsky.social · 2h

weird thing; i can’t see your (Brit’s) replies in this thread unless I click ‘show hidden’…. why hidden, who hiding, stoopid website, conspiring to make me do the thing (learn mastodon) but I don’t wanna learn stuff 😩 it hurts 😖 and i’m lazy 🙃

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2h

defies science & reality, honestly

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2h

meet me at the home depot parking lot

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2h

personally? i was quickly and easily able to find my mutuals from here regardless of instance & we’re just shitposting with the silly vibes so it’s been fun tbh. no lack of engagement there either. also the masto folk we’ve been meeting have been cool & welcoming. edit post exists too.

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2h

the other conservative tell was the minnesotan friends mentioned who live in the burbs (a grip are v conservative here) without advice because a weird amount of white suburban conservatives here who don’t come to minneapolis still think it’s on fire since 2020 (?????)

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2h

this feels spiritually & canonically from a republican who lived on miracle mile or actually in the chicago suburbs

like i live & work in walking distance to this area

it’s a complaint about seeing homeless people in public spaces near transit & various service spots which every city has

r Minneapolis r/Minneapolis u/mjdth • 2d
Did we stay in the wrong area?
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Just visited Minneapolis with my wife and 6 year-old son over the weekend. We stayed at the Hyatt Regency since Hyatts are nice enough and we wanted restaurants & bars within walking distance. We had a LOT of fun and really liked the places we patronized (Bruhaven, Brit's pub, Sushi Train to name a few) and the sights (including Minnehaha falls). But a lot of the walks to and from the hotel felt very... iffy.
And I want to say that we lived in downtown Chicago (which is in no way perfect or devoid of crime or seedy areas for maaaaaaany years. This isn't a criticism or comparison. I'm just mentioning this to emphasize that l'm not an anti-city suburbanite complaining about general city issues.
But I don't think l've ever felt as high-alert walking with my son down a city street. Even walking to get a coffee at 10am on a Saturday. A lot of people tweaking out or passed out on the sidewalk, or yelling profanities at anyone that walked by. We saw multiple fights on the way to coffee.
Is there better area for us to stay next time that also isn't pure tourist-trap?
We plan to come back and stay downtown. We have several friends near the cities (in various suburbs) but they don't often actually go downtown often, so they didn't have much us advice.

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2h

hmmm?

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 12h

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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