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✨brit✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.

8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude

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btw fbi, ignore this
i’m also enjoying the melania attendance count suppression conspiracies
February 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
wtf is this weird demerit system?
3 Day Suspension for posting a protest sign lmao

Go fuck yourself @aaron.bsky.team.

You and your Nazi Sympathizers will not fucking get rid of me.
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Lol
Lmaoooooo
Some conservatives are convinced that Paul McCartney and Bob Dylan will join Erika Kirk at the TPUSA halftime show and they think this is what it'll look like
February 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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What the fuck??? No details on what I did of course.
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
the limmer joint
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
maybe it was prophecy considering measles is continuing to run rampant
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
there’s been several young kids kidnapped from this school by ICE & in addition to the bomb threat getting called in, there were ICE vehicles staged in the parking lot of the school at 6:15am
"Classes have been called off in the Columbia Heights school district today due to what officials are calling a bomb threat. The closure comes as 5-year-old preschool student Liam Conejo Ramos & his father from Columbia Heights were released from an ICE detention center in Texas and returned to MN."
School canceled in Columbia Heights due to bomb threat
Students and staff are being told not to report to school on Feb. 2.
www.startribune.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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this is up to 5,335,376. wow.
Okay! This has already inspired a bunch of DMs, so I made a page on the website. If you have 50,000+ Skymiles and would be willing to book flights to get someone home, please fill this out.
Donate Your Skymiles — Stand With Minnesota
Donate your Delta Skymiles to get people home from Texas
www.standwithminnesota.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
lmfao
February 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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ICE in my neighborhood this morning. They've started pretending like they're observers, rolling through neighborhoods honking their horns like they've spotted an ICE vehicle to bait people out of their homes.

Stay safe out there.
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
bleppp
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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They also own Chloe (few blocks away) which is in the Canopy Hilton building. They’ve been hurting a lot because of the publicity of ICE staying at the hotel but they have nothing to do with that and are doing a lot to support the community! Both locations closed to support the strike on 1/23.
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Support EaTo!

Ive joked in the past about this location churning through restaurants over the years, so make sure to support this one so it gets to stay!
so it sounds like EaTo is another local pizza spot worthy of support

if anyone knows the owner, i’d like to encourage him to use “insurrection fuel” in future ads or at least limited run merch
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
so it sounds like EaTo is another local pizza spot worthy of support

if anyone knows the owner, i’d like to encourage him to use “insurrection fuel” in future ads or at least limited run merch
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
damn, they should show off that power then as a flex
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
getting a sense of deja vu today
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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perhaps white people should be replaced
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Don’t forget that he made ben Shapiro rap a few years back. Compared to that, twerking Roseanne is a gift from the heavens
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
compromise:

abolition of DHS in its entirety
Not ICE, but CBP.

ICE is terrible, but CBP is orders of magnitude worse. In many ways, abolishing or radically overhauling CBP is of greater urgency than ICE, but likely tougher to do.

One can argue that ~all of ICE's duties can be reallocated. Harder to say that with CBP.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 4:33 AM
February 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
so, anyways, if you’re not vaccinated against measles, it’s a great idea to change that; if it’s been a few decades, check your titers & see if a booster would make sense
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM