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✨brit✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.

8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude

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btw fbi, ignore this
there’s been several young kids kidnapped from this school by ICE & in addition to the bomb threat getting called in, there were ICE vehicles staged in the parking lot of the school at 6:15am
"Classes have been called off in the Columbia Heights school district today due to what officials are calling a bomb threat. The closure comes as 5-year-old preschool student Liam Conejo Ramos & his father from Columbia Heights were released from an ICE detention center in Texas and returned to MN."
School canceled in Columbia Heights due to bomb threat
Students and staff are being told not to report to school on Feb. 2.
www.startribune.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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this is up to 5,335,376. wow.
Okay! This has already inspired a bunch of DMs, so I made a page on the website. If you have 50,000+ Skymiles and would be willing to book flights to get someone home, please fill this out.
Donate Your Skymiles — Stand With Minnesota
Donate your Delta Skymiles to get people home from Texas
www.standwithminnesota.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
lmfao
February 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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ICE in my neighborhood this morning. They've started pretending like they're observers, rolling through neighborhoods honking their horns like they've spotted an ICE vehicle to bait people out of their homes.

Stay safe out there.
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
bleppp
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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They also own Chloe (few blocks away) which is in the Canopy Hilton building. They’ve been hurting a lot because of the publicity of ICE staying at the hotel but they have nothing to do with that and are doing a lot to support the community! Both locations closed to support the strike on 1/23.
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Support EaTo!

Ive joked in the past about this location churning through restaurants over the years, so make sure to support this one so it gets to stay!
so it sounds like EaTo is another local pizza spot worthy of support

if anyone knows the owner, i’d like to encourage him to use “insurrection fuel” in future ads or at least limited run merch
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
so it sounds like EaTo is another local pizza spot worthy of support

if anyone knows the owner, i’d like to encourage him to use “insurrection fuel” in future ads or at least limited run merch
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
damn, they should show off that power then as a flex
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
getting a sense of deja vu today
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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perhaps white people should be replaced
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Don’t forget that he made ben Shapiro rap a few years back. Compared to that, twerking Roseanne is a gift from the heavens
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
compromise:

abolition of DHS in its entirety
Not ICE, but CBP.

ICE is terrible, but CBP is orders of magnitude worse. In many ways, abolishing or radically overhauling CBP is of greater urgency than ICE, but likely tougher to do.

One can argue that ~all of ICE's duties can be reallocated. Harder to say that with CBP.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 4:33 AM
February 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
so, anyways, if you’re not vaccinated against measles, it’s a great idea to change that; if it’s been a few decades, check your titers & see if a booster would make sense
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
perhaps white people should be replaced
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
concerning

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I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say ISIS has a violence problem
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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It’s SO much fucking worse. But talking about just makes people go, lol no you’re exaggerating.

Fuck, I wish I was. 😤
Not a judgment and IDK how you overcome it but...it's striking that every time a fresh national news story drops about ICE in the Twin Cities (ProPublica today), a lot of people respond with "Wow, I didn't realize it was that bad" and everyone in MN goes "Yes and it's a hundred times worse"
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i fucking love our country of minneapolis
ICE agents tried to quietly get Mexican food in Minneapolis, local neighbors and protesters found out and shamed then out of the neighborhood!
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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ICE agents tried to quietly get Mexican food in Minneapolis, local neighbors and protesters found out and shamed then out of the neighborhood!
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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My main takeaway of the Pretti assassin name leaks is they’re both long term veterans of 12 and 8 years respectively

They weren’t six month new hires

Tear down all of DHS
February 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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It didn't take very long for it to seem entirely reasonable for a mom to hide her identity while speaking to reporters in order to protect her child's school from being targeted by the secret police.
www.youtube.com/shorts/iud0W...
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM