✨brit✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude
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📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude
discord: bculpsapp
📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
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btw fbi, ignore this
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ICE in my neighborhood this morning. They've started pretending like they're observers, rolling through neighborhoods honking their horns like they've spotted an ICE vehicle to bait people out of their homes.
Stay safe out there.
Stay safe out there.
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
ICE in my neighborhood this morning. They've started pretending like they're observers, rolling through neighborhoods honking their horns like they've spotted an ICE vehicle to bait people out of their homes.
Stay safe out there.
Stay safe out there.
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They also own Chloe (few blocks away) which is in the Canopy Hilton building. They’ve been hurting a lot because of the publicity of ICE staying at the hotel but they have nothing to do with that and are doing a lot to support the community! Both locations closed to support the strike on 1/23.
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
They also own Chloe (few blocks away) which is in the Canopy Hilton building. They’ve been hurting a lot because of the publicity of ICE staying at the hotel but they have nothing to do with that and are doing a lot to support the community! Both locations closed to support the strike on 1/23.
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Support EaTo!
Ive joked in the past about this location churning through restaurants over the years, so make sure to support this one so it gets to stay!
Ive joked in the past about this location churning through restaurants over the years, so make sure to support this one so it gets to stay!
so it sounds like EaTo is another local pizza spot worthy of support
if anyone knows the owner, i’d like to encourage him to use “insurrection fuel” in future ads or at least limited run merch
if anyone knows the owner, i’d like to encourage him to use “insurrection fuel” in future ads or at least limited run merch
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Support EaTo!
Ive joked in the past about this location churning through restaurants over the years, so make sure to support this one so it gets to stay!
Ive joked in the past about this location churning through restaurants over the years, so make sure to support this one so it gets to stay!
so it sounds like EaTo is another local pizza spot worthy of support
if anyone knows the owner, i’d like to encourage him to use “insurrection fuel” in future ads or at least limited run merch
if anyone knows the owner, i’d like to encourage him to use “insurrection fuel” in future ads or at least limited run merch
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
so it sounds like EaTo is another local pizza spot worthy of support
if anyone knows the owner, i’d like to encourage him to use “insurrection fuel” in future ads or at least limited run merch
if anyone knows the owner, i’d like to encourage him to use “insurrection fuel” in future ads or at least limited run merch
damn, they should show off that power then as a flex
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
damn, they should show off that power then as a flex
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
getting a sense of deja vu today
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
getting a sense of deja vu today
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perhaps white people should be replaced
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
perhaps white people should be replaced
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Don’t forget that he made ben Shapiro rap a few years back. Compared to that, twerking Roseanne is a gift from the heavens
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Don’t forget that he made ben Shapiro rap a few years back. Compared to that, twerking Roseanne is a gift from the heavens
compromise:
abolition of DHS in its entirety
abolition of DHS in its entirety
Not ICE, but CBP.
ICE is terrible, but CBP is orders of magnitude worse. In many ways, abolishing or radically overhauling CBP is of greater urgency than ICE, but likely tougher to do.
One can argue that ~all of ICE's duties can be reallocated. Harder to say that with CBP.
ICE is terrible, but CBP is orders of magnitude worse. In many ways, abolishing or radically overhauling CBP is of greater urgency than ICE, but likely tougher to do.
One can argue that ~all of ICE's duties can be reallocated. Harder to say that with CBP.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
compromise:
abolition of DHS in its entirety
abolition of DHS in its entirety
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so, anyways, if you’re not vaccinated against measles, it’s a great idea to change that; if it’s been a few decades, check your titers & see if a booster would make sense
It appears there is now a measles outbreak at the Dilley family detention facility. www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...
Source: Measles outbreak reported at ICE's Dilley family detention facility
DPS troopers stand guard in front of the Dilley detention center during a protest last weekend. After a week of public outcry over the Dilley, Texas South
www.sacurrent.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
so, anyways, if you’re not vaccinated against measles, it’s a great idea to change that; if it’s been a few decades, check your titers & see if a booster would make sense
perhaps white people should be replaced
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
perhaps white people should be replaced
concerning
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I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say ISIS has a violence problem
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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It’s SO much fucking worse. But talking about just makes people go, lol no you’re exaggerating.
Fuck, I wish I was. 😤
Fuck, I wish I was. 😤
Not a judgment and IDK how you overcome it but...it's striking that every time a fresh national news story drops about ICE in the Twin Cities (ProPublica today), a lot of people respond with "Wow, I didn't realize it was that bad" and everyone in MN goes "Yes and it's a hundred times worse"
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
It’s SO much fucking worse. But talking about just makes people go, lol no you’re exaggerating.
Fuck, I wish I was. 😤
Fuck, I wish I was. 😤
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
i fucking love our country of minneapolis
ICE agents tried to quietly get Mexican food in Minneapolis, local neighbors and protesters found out and shamed then out of the neighborhood!
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i fucking love our country of minneapolis
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ICE agents tried to quietly get Mexican food in Minneapolis, local neighbors and protesters found out and shamed then out of the neighborhood!
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
ICE agents tried to quietly get Mexican food in Minneapolis, local neighbors and protesters found out and shamed then out of the neighborhood!
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My main takeaway of the Pretti assassin name leaks is they’re both long term veterans of 12 and 8 years respectively
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
February 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
My main takeaway of the Pretti assassin name leaks is they’re both long term veterans of 12 and 8 years respectively
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
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It didn't take very long for it to seem entirely reasonable for a mom to hide her identity while speaking to reporters in order to protect her child's school from being targeted by the secret police.
www.youtube.com/shorts/iud0W...
www.youtube.com/shorts/iud0W...
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
It didn't take very long for it to seem entirely reasonable for a mom to hide her identity while speaking to reporters in order to protect her child's school from being targeted by the secret police.
www.youtube.com/shorts/iud0W...
www.youtube.com/shorts/iud0W...
now the names of the other four who held alex down & punched him in the face before jesus & raymundo executed him
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
now the names of the other four who held alex down & punched him in the face before jesus & raymundo executed him
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A note from our editors:
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
A note from our editors:
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?