✨brit✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
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8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude
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📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
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btw fbi, ignore this
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Don’t forget that he made ben Shapiro rap a few years back. Compared to that, twerking Roseanne is a gift from the heavens
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Don’t forget that he made ben Shapiro rap a few years back. Compared to that, twerking Roseanne is a gift from the heavens
compromise:
abolition of DHS in its entirety
abolition of DHS in its entirety
Not ICE, but CBP.
ICE is terrible, but CBP is orders of magnitude worse. In many ways, abolishing or radically overhauling CBP is of greater urgency than ICE, but likely tougher to do.
One can argue that ~all of ICE's duties can be reallocated. Harder to say that with CBP.
ICE is terrible, but CBP is orders of magnitude worse. In many ways, abolishing or radically overhauling CBP is of greater urgency than ICE, but likely tougher to do.
One can argue that ~all of ICE's duties can be reallocated. Harder to say that with CBP.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
compromise:
abolition of DHS in its entirety
abolition of DHS in its entirety
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perhaps white people should be replaced
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
perhaps white people should be replaced
so, anyways, if you’re not vaccinated against measles, it’s a great idea to change that; if it’s been a few decades, check your titers & see if a booster would make sense
It appears there is now a measles outbreak at the Dilley family detention facility. www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...
Source: Measles outbreak reported at ICE's Dilley family detention facility
DPS troopers stand guard in front of the Dilley detention center during a protest last weekend. After a week of public outcry over the Dilley, Texas South
www.sacurrent.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
so, anyways, if you’re not vaccinated against measles, it’s a great idea to change that; if it’s been a few decades, check your titers & see if a booster would make sense
perhaps white people should be replaced
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
perhaps white people should be replaced
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I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say ISIS has a violence problem
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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It’s SO much fucking worse. But talking about just makes people go, lol no you’re exaggerating.
Fuck, I wish I was. 😤
Fuck, I wish I was. 😤
Not a judgment and IDK how you overcome it but...it's striking that every time a fresh national news story drops about ICE in the Twin Cities (ProPublica today), a lot of people respond with "Wow, I didn't realize it was that bad" and everyone in MN goes "Yes and it's a hundred times worse"
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
It’s SO much fucking worse. But talking about just makes people go, lol no you’re exaggerating.
Fuck, I wish I was. 😤
Fuck, I wish I was. 😤
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
i fucking love our country of minneapolis
ICE agents tried to quietly get Mexican food in Minneapolis, local neighbors and protesters found out and shamed then out of the neighborhood!
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i fucking love our country of minneapolis
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ICE agents tried to quietly get Mexican food in Minneapolis, local neighbors and protesters found out and shamed then out of the neighborhood!
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
ICE agents tried to quietly get Mexican food in Minneapolis, local neighbors and protesters found out and shamed then out of the neighborhood!
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My main takeaway of the Pretti assassin name leaks is they’re both long term veterans of 12 and 8 years respectively
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
February 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
My main takeaway of the Pretti assassin name leaks is they’re both long term veterans of 12 and 8 years respectively
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
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It didn't take very long for it to seem entirely reasonable for a mom to hide her identity while speaking to reporters in order to protect her child's school from being targeted by the secret police.
www.youtube.com/shorts/iud0W...
www.youtube.com/shorts/iud0W...
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
It didn't take very long for it to seem entirely reasonable for a mom to hide her identity while speaking to reporters in order to protect her child's school from being targeted by the secret police.
www.youtube.com/shorts/iud0W...
www.youtube.com/shorts/iud0W...
now the names of the other four who held alex down & punched him in the face before jesus & raymundo executed him
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
now the names of the other four who held alex down & punched him in the face before jesus & raymundo executed him
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A note from our editors:
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
A note from our editors:
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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DFL legislators need to insist on a compensation fund of tens of millions of dollars to offset economic harms of the ICE siege. It infuriates me that Mercado Central has to hold a $500,000 bake sale to hold onto their building. Tens of fucking millions.
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
DFL legislators need to insist on a compensation fund of tens of millions of dollars to offset economic harms of the ICE siege. It infuriates me that Mercado Central has to hold a $500,000 bake sale to hold onto their building. Tens of fucking millions.
blurring every line between natural consequences & child abuse: “FAFO parenting”
February 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
blurring every line between natural consequences & child abuse: “FAFO parenting”
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New way to help: donate Delta Skymiles to get people home to Minnesota if they're released from detention in Texas.
Okay! This has already inspired a bunch of DMs, so I made a page on the website. If you have 50,000+ Skymiles and would be willing to book flights to get someone home, please fill this out.
Donate Your Skymiles — Stand With Minnesota
Donate your Delta Skymiles to get people home from Texas
www.standwithminnesota.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
New way to help: donate Delta Skymiles to get people home to Minnesota if they're released from detention in Texas.
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I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
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Note that they say "illegal aliens" but they're detaining more than that. You couldn't have pushed back, @startribune.com?
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Note that they say "illegal aliens" but they're detaining more than that. You couldn't have pushed back, @startribune.com?
now let’s get the other kiddos home too
We know that 4more children from Liam's school are still in ICE custody in TX. But we still do not know how many children from MN in total have been detained by ICE.
JUST IN: The five-year-old Columbia Heights Liam Conejo Ramos and his father, who have been in an ICE detention facility in Texas, are on their way home.
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
now let’s get the other kiddos home too
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Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️