✨brit✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude
discord: bculpsapp
📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude
discord: bculpsapp
📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
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sorry, traffic. I'll be late, you fuckaas bitch.
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
sorry, traffic. I'll be late, you fuckaas bitch.
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and then it just... melts in your mouth
makes me quiver
makes me quiver
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
and then it just... melts in your mouth
makes me quiver
makes me quiver
if u come for the ass kicking, then stay to help with kit packing plz & thx
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
if u come for the ass kicking, then stay to help with kit packing plz & thx
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Thankful for this old Steve post. @electricalwsop.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Thankful for this old Steve post. @electricalwsop.bsky.social
solidarity with fellow workers of black friday
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
solidarity with fellow workers of black friday
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so many of their ads this time of year are confusingly horny
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
so many of their ads this time of year are confusingly horny
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"where should we put the leftovers?" "maybe we should just put them outside since it's cold out" excuse me, are you being paid by Big Raccoon
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"where should we put the leftovers?" "maybe we should just put them outside since it's cold out" excuse me, are you being paid by Big Raccoon
wild way to admit the CIA groomed this dude as a child soldier during the war & occupation in afghanistan
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
wild way to admit the CIA groomed this dude as a child soldier during the war & occupation in afghanistan
no thanks, i’ll stick with the stuff that makes you gay
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
no thanks, i’ll stick with the stuff that makes you gay
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in your opinion, is star wars a political movie series?
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
in your opinion, is star wars a political movie series?
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you really think you could kill jonbenét rumsfeld
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
you really think you could kill jonbenét rumsfeld
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Also using breasts twice is just lazy
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Also using breasts twice is just lazy
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hot gooches in your area want to get dipped in
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
hot gooches in your area want to get dipped in
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I'm going to fuck the birds
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm going to fuck the birds
“gitchi gami” is ojibwe in reference to lake superior & my 76 year old dad keeps pronouncing it wrong and saying “up at the gooch” while my edibles are hitting
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“gitchi gami” is ojibwe in reference to lake superior & my 76 year old dad keeps pronouncing it wrong and saying “up at the gooch” while my edibles are hitting
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I had to search “racist head guy” to find this post for a reply lmfao
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I had to search “racist head guy” to find this post for a reply lmfao
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new thanksgiving family chat sticker dropped, thanks apple
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
new thanksgiving family chat sticker dropped, thanks apple
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My favorite one of these has to be the kinky furry throuple
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My favorite one of these has to be the kinky furry throuple
lol this fucking site
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
lol this fucking site
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i wanna lick that turkussy
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i wanna lick that turkussy
does peta sincerely think people are going to fuck the birds?
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
does peta sincerely think people are going to fuck the birds?
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hi — licensed alcohol & drug counselor here & i work from a harm reduction lens.
not every substance is for everyone & it isn’t anyone else’s business why (unless like medically necessary/relevant).
if you’re criticizing someone’s decision to not use something, why? honestly though?
not every substance is for everyone & it isn’t anyone else’s business why (unless like medically necessary/relevant).
if you’re criticizing someone’s decision to not use something, why? honestly though?
Hey, if somebody tells you they stopped drinking, don’t tell them they should start drinking again. It doesn’t matter why they stopped, just don’t say it. You sound like one of the shittiest one-off characters on Mad Men.
September 13, 2024 at 12:33 AM
hi — licensed alcohol & drug counselor here & i work from a harm reduction lens.
not every substance is for everyone & it isn’t anyone else’s business why (unless like medically necessary/relevant).
if you’re criticizing someone’s decision to not use something, why? honestly though?
not every substance is for everyone & it isn’t anyone else’s business why (unless like medically necessary/relevant).
if you’re criticizing someone’s decision to not use something, why? honestly though?