✨brit✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude
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📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude
discord: bculpsapp
📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
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btw fbi, ignore this
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Note for people with uteruses:
All tear gas is an abortifacient. Tear gas is known to trigger "tear gas periods" within 24-48 hours after exposure; bleeding may last a long time. These usually feature heavier flow and more severe cramping than normal.
All tear gas is an abortifacient. Tear gas is known to trigger "tear gas periods" within 24-48 hours after exposure; bleeding may last a long time. These usually feature heavier flow and more severe cramping than normal.
January 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Note for people with uteruses:
All tear gas is an abortifacient. Tear gas is known to trigger "tear gas periods" within 24-48 hours after exposure; bleeding may last a long time. These usually feature heavier flow and more severe cramping than normal.
All tear gas is an abortifacient. Tear gas is known to trigger "tear gas periods" within 24-48 hours after exposure; bleeding may last a long time. These usually feature heavier flow and more severe cramping than normal.
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I found the foil to that post
February 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I found the foil to that post
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unplugging the hatman & plugging back in again
February 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
unplugging the hatman & plugging back in again
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I’m sorry, this is so funny
March for Billionaires — San Francisco, Feb 7
Stand up for the entrepreneurs, innovators, and risk-takers who build our economy. February 7, 2026.
marchforbillionaires.org
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I’m sorry, this is so funny
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hello recreational benadryl subreddit
January 31, 2026 at 11:55 AM
hello recreational benadryl subreddit
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the sentence structure here is fascinating.
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 PM
the sentence structure here is fascinating.
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looking at you, newly radicalized white neighbors. we can’t count on the police.
I’m *extremely concerned* about the way folks are reforming their image of the cops in light of everything that’s happening, even though we only have a handful examples of them disagreeing with ICE, while still being responsible themselves for the murders of Black and brown people across the country
February 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
looking at you, newly radicalized white neighbors. we can’t count on the police.
“someone’s gotta say something”
you sure did
you sure did
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
“someone’s gotta say something”
you sure did
you sure did
unfortunately i know the answer to this
Let's play a game. Which one is the Onion, and which one is a real headline.
February 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
unfortunately i know the answer to this
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Everywhere I go people are saying FUCK ICE(d latte prices)
January 31, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Everywhere I go people are saying FUCK ICE(d latte prices)
“ope, didn’t mean to actually help there”
yeah, we figured
yeah, we figured
And the police department later distanced themselves from report that they had intervened. I guess we can’t have people thinking they’ll side with town residents against criming feds:
January 31, 2026 at 11:34 PM
“ope, didn’t mean to actually help there”
yeah, we figured
yeah, we figured
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FUCK (ᵖᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ ⁿᵉᵃʳˡʸ 15% ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶠᵒʳ) ICE(ᵈ ˡᵃᵗᵗᵉˢ)!
If there’s one thing we’re all talking about in Minnesota, it’s coffee prices. You can barely walk down the street without someone shrieking, “nearly fifteen percent!”
Trump's reckless tariffs have driven up coffee prices by nearly 15% since last summer.
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 PM
FUCK (ᵖᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ ⁿᵉᵃʳˡʸ 15% ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶠᵒʳ) ICE(ᵈ ˡᵃᵗᵗᵉˢ)!
thank you for the intrusive thought i needed to crappily photoshop
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
thank you for the intrusive thought i needed to crappily photoshop
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Even when the cops kinda sorta accidentally do the right thing, they're like, "ope, sorry about that, we didn't help and we didn't mean to"
And the police department later distanced themselves from report that they had intervened. I guess we can’t have people thinking they’ll side with town residents against criming feds:
January 31, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Even when the cops kinda sorta accidentally do the right thing, they're like, "ope, sorry about that, we didn't help and we didn't mean to"
“pull up in my twitter DMs if u wanna be next assistant u.s. attorney” is sure to attract the cream of the crop, patriots
January 31, 2026 at 11:01 PM
“pull up in my twitter DMs if u wanna be next assistant u.s. attorney” is sure to attract the cream of the crop, patriots
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One of the things they teach you in constitutional observer training is that you can’t physically stop ICE, but with your whistle and your phone, you can become cumbersome.
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 PM
One of the things they teach you in constitutional observer training is that you can’t physically stop ICE, but with your whistle and your phone, you can become cumbersome.
tfw it’s in the 20s & you can finally open a window again 😌
January 31, 2026 at 10:07 PM
tfw it’s in the 20s & you can finally open a window again 😌
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(extraordinarily laudatory)
January 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
(extraordinarily laudatory)
many people aren’t asking this
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
many people aren’t asking this
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Cats are like “I see you enjoyed my head nuzzling you, but just wait until you meet my asshole!”
January 31, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Cats are like “I see you enjoyed my head nuzzling you, but just wait until you meet my asshole!”
see if you can get him to still show up & post a photo proving he’s there while saying “i’m here you fuckaas bitch”
January 31, 2026 at 8:41 PM
see if you can get him to still show up & post a photo proving he’s there while saying “i’m here you fuckaas bitch”
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HAPPENING NOW: Aerial view of a LARGE group of cyclists who have gathered in Minneapolis for an Alex Pretti memorial bike ride
📍Minneapolis, Minnesota
📍Minneapolis, Minnesota
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM
HAPPENING NOW: Aerial view of a LARGE group of cyclists who have gathered in Minneapolis for an Alex Pretti memorial bike ride
📍Minneapolis, Minnesota
📍Minneapolis, Minnesota
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They have no juice, yes, but actually they literally don't have any people. Just like how the entire Jake Lang march couldn't fill a short bus. Far-right internet are grifters at the top, enough confused Facebook creeps to keep them paid, and then it's bots all down the line.
cannot stress enough that a big time nazi guy posted the links to basically every signal group and….nothing happened. people made new links and some were a little more paranoid for a bit but these amoeba-brained losers had no idea what to actually do with it
it’s so funny that right wing nazis leaked the links to a bunch of the signal chats but like, don’t know how to use that information to mess with anything cause they’re all fucking stupid
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 PM
They have no juice, yes, but actually they literally don't have any people. Just like how the entire Jake Lang march couldn't fill a short bus. Far-right internet are grifters at the top, enough confused Facebook creeps to keep them paid, and then it's bots all down the line.
amy, i’m more concerned about our neighbors that have been kidnapped, assaulted & murdered by the federal agents in this current occupation; i’m also concerned about the neighbors who live in hiding out of fear this will happen to them & are vulnerable to eviction
we can worry about coffee later
we can worry about coffee later
Trump's reckless tariffs have driven up coffee prices by nearly 15% since last summer.
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Tariffs Are a Buzzkill for the Coffee Biz - NerdWallet
Tariffs on coffee-producing countries — including a 50% levy on Brazil — are likely to raise prices for America’s millions of coffee drinkers.
www.nerdwallet.com
January 31, 2026 at 8:13 PM
amy, i’m more concerned about our neighbors that have been kidnapped, assaulted & murdered by the federal agents in this current occupation; i’m also concerned about the neighbors who live in hiding out of fear this will happen to them & are vulnerable to eviction
we can worry about coffee later
we can worry about coffee later
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if you feel like passing around a link today and helping fundraise for rent that will actually get paid today (and in the next few days for families who have a grace period) you can send here.
we will be going hard all day. i won’t be posting about it because I don’t want to flood your feeds.
we will be going hard all day. i won’t be posting about it because I don’t want to flood your feeds.
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
if you feel like passing around a link today and helping fundraise for rent that will actually get paid today (and in the next few days for families who have a grace period) you can send here.
we will be going hard all day. i won’t be posting about it because I don’t want to flood your feeds.
we will be going hard all day. i won’t be posting about it because I don’t want to flood your feeds.