Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
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I am the host of Behind the Bastards and overlord of podcasts at Cool Zone Media
when i lived in LA one of my favorite restaurants for busted for serving dolphin and whale meat to rich people and i still feel kinda shitty none of the wait staff ever thought to ask me if I wanted any
I’m sorry, what the fuck are you even talking about? Are there other grocery stores sourcing meat from endangered fucking species?
January 31, 2026 at 5:54 AM
when i lived in LA one of my favorite restaurants for busted for serving dolphin and whale meat to rich people and i still feel kinda shitty none of the wait staff ever thought to ask me if I wanted any
to any members of the Chinese military who just got purged: Cool Zone is hiring and we NEED people with experience planning for a land war with India
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Why Xi Jinping Has Purged His Top Military Leaders
China’s armed forces are in the midst of one of the most sweeping shakeups of the Xi Jinping era, with a steady stream of senior generals vanishing from public view or being formally purged. A corrupt...
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January 31, 2026 at 5:52 AM
to any members of the Chinese military who just got purged: Cool Zone is hiring and we NEED people with experience planning for a land war with India
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it's not, and if you've ever had so much as a moment of joy while bad things exist you should be ashamed
the next time you smile at a sunrise, remember: you're smiling with Hitler
the next time you smile at a sunrise, remember: you're smiling with Hitler
Its actually good and okay to try and find moments of joy during the horrors. Dont let anyone shame you for it.
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 AM
it's not, and if you've ever had so much as a moment of joy while bad things exist you should be ashamed
the next time you smile at a sunrise, remember: you're smiling with Hitler
the next time you smile at a sunrise, remember: you're smiling with Hitler
honestly not in a million years would i have called this
That feeling when you, a terrorism and extremism scholar, see documentary evidence that shows moot met with Jeffery Epstein on the same day /pol was launched:
January 31, 2026 at 3:46 AM
honestly not in a million years would i have called this
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Alright I can share that Better Offline had over 1 million downloads in the month of January 2026
Incredible month. Record breaking months for both wheresyoured.at (also we hit 92,000 subscribers) and Better Offline. Not able to share numbers on the pod but I think I’m fine to say we doubled our download record in January. Best CES yet, already planning the next one.
January 31, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Alright I can share that Better Offline had over 1 million downloads in the month of January 2026
this is the nightmare blunt rotation's nightmare blunt rotation
Elon Musk, Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen on a Carribean island at Christmastime?
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
January 31, 2026 at 1:36 AM
this is the nightmare blunt rotation's nightmare blunt rotation
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"the Trump administration is, as always, happy to make the subtext text: The penguin rocks because it’s killing itself in beautiful full-color video. Just like us." maxread.substack.com/p/suicide-ri...
'Suicide rightism' and the penguin
Is it based or soy to kill yourself?
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January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
"the Trump administration is, as always, happy to make the subtext text: The penguin rocks because it’s killing itself in beautiful full-color video. Just like us." maxread.substack.com/p/suicide-ri...
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there’s been an assumption that when Dems take power again they will keep ICE funded at these ridiculous levels forever and they are now on record voting to end that
they’ll need to go much further than that but it’s a start - and I sure don’t see the politics of ICE improving between now and then
they’ll need to go much further than that but it’s a start - and I sure don’t see the politics of ICE improving between now and then
👀 Every Senate Democrat + Collins and Murkowski just voted for the Bernie Sanders amendment to repeal the $75 billion in additional ICE funding under Trump’s “big beautiful bill.” The measure failed 49-51.
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
there’s been an assumption that when Dems take power again they will keep ICE funded at these ridiculous levels forever and they are now on record voting to end that
they’ll need to go much further than that but it’s a start - and I sure don’t see the politics of ICE improving between now and then
they’ll need to go much further than that but it’s a start - and I sure don’t see the politics of ICE improving between now and then
so a LOT of what's been released are anonymous reports and with a case this famous you are gonna get some nuts sending in nonsense. but the repeated references to Robin Leach, Trump and Epstein at the Rancho Palos Verdes golf club make it pretty clear a bunch went on there involving those people.
Did the DOJ really just oopsie "Robin Leach strangled a child at a sex party attended to by multiple Presidents" then redact the whole page or am I becoming Qanon
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 PM
so a LOT of what's been released are anonymous reports and with a case this famous you are gonna get some nuts sending in nonsense. but the repeated references to Robin Leach, Trump and Epstein at the Rancho Palos Verdes golf club make it pretty clear a bunch went on there involving those people.
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This feels like something that should get an Attorney General impeached and disbarred.
One of the "overt acts" of the conspiracy was Don Lemon and Georgia Fort interviewing the pastor of the church:
January 30, 2026 at 9:50 PM
This feels like something that should get an Attorney General impeached and disbarred.
look you actually can't tell how brilliant someone is by how they communicate via shorthand. you should judge someone's intelligence holistically, and when we do that for Jeffrey Epstein we can honestly say the man was pretty stupid
Noam Chomsky and Stephen Pinker say Epstein was an intellectual force with a mind like steel trap and then his e-mails read like the ending of Flowers for Algernon.
January 30, 2026 at 11:38 PM
look you actually can't tell how brilliant someone is by how they communicate via shorthand. you should judge someone's intelligence holistically, and when we do that for Jeffrey Epstein we can honestly say the man was pretty stupid
just because he did one cool thing doesn't mean ACAB doesn't apply to this guy
Border Patrol employee found ‘covered in vomit’ in St. Paul, charged with drunk driving
Border Patrol employee found ‘covered in vomit’ in St. Paul, charged with drunk driving
Border Patrol employee Alfredo Mancillas Jr. of Corpus Christi, Texas, was charged with drunk driving in St. Paul.
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January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
just because he did one cool thing doesn't mean ACAB doesn't apply to this guy
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Border Patrol employee found ‘covered in vomit’ in St. Paul, charged with drunk driving
Border Patrol employee found ‘covered in vomit’ in St. Paul, charged with drunk driving
Border Patrol employee Alfredo Mancillas Jr. of Corpus Christi, Texas, was charged with drunk driving in St. Paul.
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January 30, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Border Patrol employee found ‘covered in vomit’ in St. Paul, charged with drunk driving
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The new Pew Research Center survey of 8,512 U.S. adults, was conducted Jan. 20-26. #AlexPretti was killed Jan 24, so a fair amount of the survey responses were given before ICE set the world on fire.
Pew Research - Trump’s approval rating stands at 37%, down from 40% in the fall.
By more than two-to-one, Americans say the administration’s actions have been worse than they expected (50%) rather than better (21%).
By more than two-to-one, Americans say the administration’s actions have been worse than they expected (50%) rather than better (21%).
Confidence in Trump Dips, and Fewer Now Say They Support His Policies and Plans
Only 27% of Americans say they support all or most of Trump's policies – down since last year, with the change coming entirely among Republicans.
www.pewresearch.org
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The new Pew Research Center survey of 8,512 U.S. adults, was conducted Jan. 20-26. #AlexPretti was killed Jan 24, so a fair amount of the survey responses were given before ICE set the world on fire.
Watched an episode of House for the first time in like fifteen years and boy howdy this show makes Star Trek look like an accurate depiction of the medical profession
January 29, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Watched an episode of House for the first time in like fifteen years and boy howdy this show makes Star Trek look like an accurate depiction of the medical profession
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They appear to be kettling everyone near the Graduate Hotel. “All individuals. You are under arrest. Please sit down,” said the LRAD at 22:23.
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January 29, 2026 at 4:26 AM
They appear to be kettling everyone near the Graduate Hotel. “All individuals. You are under arrest. Please sit down,” said the LRAD at 22:23.
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Utah lawmakers asked for a review of studies on gender-affirming care's effects on trans youth after passing a "moratorium." Records show they planned on publicly discussing the report — until it concluded the care is largely found to have positive outcomes.
Now, they're pushing a permanent ban.
Now, they're pushing a permanent ban.
Utah lawmakers sweep their own study on care for trans kids under the rug as they push to ban it
As Utah's lawmakers move to ban gender-affirming care for transgender kids, they've avoided discussing a report they commissioned on the issue that says care helps kids.
www.sltrib.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Utah lawmakers asked for a review of studies on gender-affirming care's effects on trans youth after passing a "moratorium." Records show they planned on publicly discussing the report — until it concluded the care is largely found to have positive outcomes.
Now, they're pushing a permanent ban.
Now, they're pushing a permanent ban.
the fact that the whole Republican party is so excited to be seen with Nicki Minaj now seems weird until you realize they're all just desperate weirdos who want people to think they're cool
Nicki Minaj warmly embraces Speaker Mike Johnson and he says “I almost wore this coat today, I’m so glad I didn’t.”
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 AM
the fact that the whole Republican party is so excited to be seen with Nicki Minaj now seems weird until you realize they're all just desperate weirdos who want people to think they're cool
i feel like most cast interviews for great TV shows I've read have several people admit, "yeah the filming schedule was a nightmare and destroyed my life for eight years" and we desperately need to retvrm to that
The problem with modern tv is you get ten episode seasons and each season films for ten days in front of a green screen and then the cgi guys take 18 months to finish each season, so the cast doesn’t actually ever feel like they were a shared part of something
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
i feel like most cast interviews for great TV shows I've read have several people admit, "yeah the filming schedule was a nightmare and destroyed my life for eight years" and we desperately need to retvrm to that
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The problem with modern tv is you get ten episode seasons and each season films for ten days in front of a green screen and then the cgi guys take 18 months to finish each season, so the cast doesn’t actually ever feel like they were a shared part of something
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 AM
The problem with modern tv is you get ten episode seasons and each season films for ten days in front of a green screen and then the cgi guys take 18 months to finish each season, so the cast doesn’t actually ever feel like they were a shared part of something
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It’s really difficult & disorienting but the feds hit LA extremely hard today. There were kidnappings all over & reported cluster raids in Chinatown, East LA, Ktown. This list shows to 1130 AM but they haven’t stopped all day
Just because the media attention stopped doesn’t mean the abductions have
Just because the media attention stopped doesn’t mean the abductions have
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It’s really difficult & disorienting but the feds hit LA extremely hard today. There were kidnappings all over & reported cluster raids in Chinatown, East LA, Ktown. This list shows to 1130 AM but they haven’t stopped all day
Just because the media attention stopped doesn’t mean the abductions have
Just because the media attention stopped doesn’t mean the abductions have
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An extraordinary document. Read it.
“Attached to this order is an appendix that identifies 96 court orders that ICE has violated in 74 cases. … ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence.”
“Attached to this order is an appendix that identifies 96 court orders that ICE has violated in 74 cases. … ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence.”
January 28, 2026 at 10:42 PM
An extraordinary document. Read it.
“Attached to this order is an appendix that identifies 96 court orders that ICE has violated in 74 cases. … ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence.”
“Attached to this order is an appendix that identifies 96 court orders that ICE has violated in 74 cases. … ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence.”
drunk driving is illegal, so when you see the cop car light up behind you just hurl yourself out the driver's side door of your moving vehicle so you are no longer driving. congratulations: you just beat the system.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 11:53 PM
drunk driving is illegal, so when you see the cop car light up behind you just hurl yourself out the driver's side door of your moving vehicle so you are no longer driving. congratulations: you just beat the system.
buy exactly one gun, load it, and immediately lose track of it in a box of your old clothes or something. In a year or two you'll have a fun surprise!
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 11:45 PM
buy exactly one gun, load it, and immediately lose track of it in a box of your old clothes or something. In a year or two you'll have a fun surprise!