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✨brit✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.

8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude

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📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
it’s the same here — no provider appointments, just nurse visits & pharmacist support appts which is why it’s the perfect day to just hang out & pack harm reduction kits while listening to music
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i am here right now yes
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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sorry, traffic. I'll be late, you fuckaas bitch.
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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and then it just... melts in your mouth

makes me quiver
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i like how you can undress each one individually
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
it’s sexually suggestive so i get it
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
two hits

i 🥊 you, you 💥 the ground
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
skill issue. time it out better.
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
if you’re a more moody bitch, that’s actually normal because of dopamine being more deficient 🤓
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
offering a BOGO on ass whoopin today
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
gonna go easy on you since i know you’re a mass transit king 👑
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
i’m meandering over that way in like an hour or so
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
if you remember where i work after i got doxxed a couple days ago, meet me there for an ass kicking later 🤺
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
yup!
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
the most benign shit gets hidden!
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
honey IS bee cum
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
the bepis?
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
the what now?
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the krassensteins will turn this into a nft
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
do you call the cow mommy?
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
so the turkey’s a liberal in this?
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
i’m so naive
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM