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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Mar 5

me: (talking out loud while i write in my diary) today was ok, i just wish i could have eaten more breadsticks

waiter: *sighs* sir would you like more breadsticks

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 15m

the collar is lovely and it goes well with your resistance, which is very striking

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 20m

nope, right on time! which is a tribute to your punctuality and thoughtfulness

also i saw your picture this week in a TSA group chat and the text underneath it said "watch out for this badass"

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 24m

one of my oldest mutuals! the compliment to you is for being very lol when everything else is wtf

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 48m

holy shit that periodic table donor art you did is amazing. 10/10 i had to show the wife!

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 56m

you are good at giving compliments 😉

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 57m

i have never met anyone who is as good as you at so many words that end in "ate"

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 59m

one of a kind, truly different... compliments for sure but i'm just not positive what the exact right words are to describe you

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1h

Soup Time™

From left to right: a grilled mozz and cheddar cheese sandwich rests on a small plate on a countertop. next to it, a bowl of creamy tomato pesto soup

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · Mar 26

Him:
You have such beautiful eyes!

Me:
Thank you! I use them for crying

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1h

the one thing i can't get over is how your opinions are always better than everyone else. it's unexplainable! i take one of your opinions and make it my own but then, somehow, your exact same opinion is still better. i give up

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1h

i don't know what else there is to say about one of the top sugar free root beer likers around except that he's been a swell guy for years and one of top joke telling potatoes i have ever seen

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1h

you are very polite and i honestly don't know anyone who knows Richmond food better than you. a legend in her own time!

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1h

my most sincere compliments for being a long term anti-elon liker and additional compliments on your username "lrignwolc"

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2h

first i must compliment you on your patience while waiting for this! secondly, i commend you on your ability to look at a chocolate chip and also a raisin and know exactly who the villain is

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2h

thank you very much for the compliment! you are a kind person but also one who doesn't follow rules (in a good way). the virtual hug landed perfectly at the end of this tough week 🙂

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2h

BREAKING: living under the current administration is now classified as a chronic health condition. additionally, healthcare for that chronic condition is not allowed under the current administration

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3h

i see that your skills of perception are quite astute. due to that, i will pay you eleven hundred dollars if you pay me eleven hundred dollars

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3h

i'll start by saying that you are the greatest of all time GÖATS OF DÖÖM. there isn't another goat of doom, or combination thereof, that even comes close

Kendrick Lamar was commissioned to do a dis track against GÖATS OF DÖÖM and he politely declined, saying "unwarranted and impossible to do"

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3h

well i must admit, the avi was provided by a Legend Of Online™

for you, i could not think of a better representation of what it means to be a positive and creative influence for others and it spans DECADES! truthfully, you are one of a few that inspired (tricked!) me to have fun on the internet

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3h

it is 100% free and you have an uncanny ability to recognize a bargain

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3h

i'll start by saying that your profile pic is amazing! how did you learn to type???

never mind that, let's also address your reading nook: it's incredible and the pig with the crown, i love it, LOVE I

(eyes narrow) i'm jealous that you seem to have life figured out

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 4h

well i should start then by saying that are always an optimist! projecting a positive outcome in all things you approach.

AND you have excellent taste in horror movies!

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 4h

hi Kelly, I'm very sorry to hear that and what a sweet, sweet companion

to you I smile solemnly and say, what a wonderful person you are to share your joy, love, and care in such a way. those fifteen years are immeasurable in terms of the emotions and life you two brought to each other

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 4h

and i hope you are too!

you are a champion of society and because you believe "people first", you deserve to have a great day every day!

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 4h

now here's a person who i would describe as effortlessly cool, effortlessly real, and effortlessly Pam!

honestly, much of my husbandly conduct is guided by teachings i have learned from your posts

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