Ygrene
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Ygrene
@ygrene.bsky.social
· Jan 29
Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards
[grizzled survivalist encountering a stranger twenty years from now in the post-apocalyptic future] is your brain pre or post ai
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
[grizzled survivalist encountering a stranger twenty years from now in the post-apocalyptic future] is your brain pre or post ai
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We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
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1,2,3,4,5 that's the number of jobs it takes to survive
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
1,2,3,4,5 that's the number of jobs it takes to survive
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If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
thanks a lot inflation, mambo no. 9.67 just doesn't have the same ring to it
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
thanks a lot inflation, mambo no. 9.67 just doesn't have the same ring to it
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And so it begins…
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And so it begins…
me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies
November 27, 2024 at 5:26 AM
i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies
receiving a federal subpoena to appear at Best Buy and buy a new phone
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
receiving a federal subpoena to appear at Best Buy and buy a new phone
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When you seek revenge, dig two graves. That way you can take revenge on two guys at once and maximize your productivity.
August 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
When you seek revenge, dig two graves. That way you can take revenge on two guys at once and maximize your productivity.
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
good morning specifically to the Karmelkorn smell in the mall
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
good morning specifically to the Karmelkorn smell in the mall
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Rise and grind (your teeth)
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Rise and grind (your teeth)
brining the turkey in Monster energy this year to offset the tryptophan
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
brining the turkey in Monster energy this year to offset the tryptophan
getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
they are absolutely vulgar roasting you over on the fun things to do at a party forum
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
they are absolutely vulgar roasting you over on the fun things to do at a party forum
wife brought home an unrecognized tupperware from a friend and when i saw it in the fridge i hissed at it
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
wife brought home an unrecognized tupperware from a friend and when i saw it in the fridge i hissed at it
[me as a coven leader] so how's everyone feeling about pointy hats?? i found a great deal at costco on hats but they're not real pointy so, i'd like to get everyone's thoughts on that before we all make a joint decision... (long pause) ...together, about pointy hats
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
[me as a coven leader] so how's everyone feeling about pointy hats?? i found a great deal at costco on hats but they're not real pointy so, i'd like to get everyone's thoughts on that before we all make a joint decision... (long pause) ...together, about pointy hats
hey Garfield, how's your day going, lmao?
no i'm serious, i didn't mean the lmao, lmao
no i'm serious, i didn't mean the lmao, lmao
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
hey Garfield, how's your day going, lmao?
no i'm serious, i didn't mean the lmao, lmao
no i'm serious, i didn't mean the lmao, lmao
keeping it simple and only bringing one (turkey-sized) deviled egg to thanksgiving this year
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
keeping it simple and only bringing one (turkey-sized) deviled egg to thanksgiving this year
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CNN interviewing James Carville in 2026 about the midterms
February 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
CNN interviewing James Carville in 2026 about the midterms