Ygrene
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Ygrene
@ygrene.bsky.social
· Jan 29
Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
good morning specifically to the Karmelkorn smell in the mall
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
good morning specifically to the Karmelkorn smell in the mall
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Rise and grind (your teeth)
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Rise and grind (your teeth)
brining the turkey in Monster energy this year to offset the tryptophan
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
brining the turkey in Monster energy this year to offset the tryptophan
getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
they are absolutely vulgar roasting you over on the fun things to do at a party forum
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
they are absolutely vulgar roasting you over on the fun things to do at a party forum
wife brought home an unrecognized tupperware from a friend and when i saw it in the fridge i hissed at it
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
wife brought home an unrecognized tupperware from a friend and when i saw it in the fridge i hissed at it
[me as a coven leader] so how's everyone feeling about pointy hats?? i found a great deal at costco on hats but they're not real pointy so, i'd like to get everyone's thoughts on that before we all make a joint decision... (long pause) ...together, about pointy hats
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
[me as a coven leader] so how's everyone feeling about pointy hats?? i found a great deal at costco on hats but they're not real pointy so, i'd like to get everyone's thoughts on that before we all make a joint decision... (long pause) ...together, about pointy hats
hey Garfield, how's your day going, lmao?
no i'm serious, i didn't mean the lmao, lmao
no i'm serious, i didn't mean the lmao, lmao
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
hey Garfield, how's your day going, lmao?
no i'm serious, i didn't mean the lmao, lmao
no i'm serious, i didn't mean the lmao, lmao
keeping it simple and only bringing one (turkey-sized) deviled egg to thanksgiving this year
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
keeping it simple and only bringing one (turkey-sized) deviled egg to thanksgiving this year
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CNN interviewing James Carville in 2026 about the midterms
February 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
CNN interviewing James Carville in 2026 about the midterms
if i don't hear a leaf blower every day i will die
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
if i don't hear a leaf blower every day i will die
[nineteen ninety-two]
high school guidance counselor: what would you like to be when you grow up?
me: (looks directly at camera) a silly guy on the internet
high school guidance counselor: (noticeably confused by the presence of the camera) what's the internet
high school guidance counselor: what would you like to be when you grow up?
me: (looks directly at camera) a silly guy on the internet
high school guidance counselor: (noticeably confused by the presence of the camera) what's the internet
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
[nineteen ninety-two]
high school guidance counselor: what would you like to be when you grow up?
me: (looks directly at camera) a silly guy on the internet
high school guidance counselor: (noticeably confused by the presence of the camera) what's the internet
high school guidance counselor: what would you like to be when you grow up?
me: (looks directly at camera) a silly guy on the internet
high school guidance counselor: (noticeably confused by the presence of the camera) what's the internet
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actually the devil went down to georgia for the peach cobbler
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
actually the devil went down to georgia for the peach cobbler
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“I was married, but I’m not married anymore,” Davis told the magazine. “Women don’t like the vehicle.”
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“I was married, but I’m not married anymore,” Davis told the magazine. “Women don’t like the vehicle.”
just in case anyone is looking for stocking stuffers for me
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November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
just in case anyone is looking for stocking stuffers for me
first bullet of year end review:
- are we really doing this??
- are we really doing this??
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
first bullet of year end review:
- are we really doing this??
- are we really doing this??
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[me as a pilgrim]
mom: (outside bedroom door) you better not be in there eating the buckles off your hat and shoes
me: *mouthful of buckles*
mom: (outside bedroom door) you better not be in there eating the buckles off your hat and shoes
me: *mouthful of buckles*
October 8, 2023 at 1:50 PM
[me as a pilgrim]
mom: (outside bedroom door) you better not be in there eating the buckles off your hat and shoes
me: *mouthful of buckles*
mom: (outside bedroom door) you better not be in there eating the buckles off your hat and shoes
me: *mouthful of buckles*
a recent local development that is contributing to my origin story is that there has been a cybertruck parked at one of my neighbor's houses for the last three days
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
a recent local development that is contributing to my origin story is that there has been a cybertruck parked at one of my neighbor's houses for the last three days
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[leonard cohen hallelujah voice] cowabunga
December 14, 2023 at 2:52 AM
[leonard cohen hallelujah voice] cowabunga
i’ve just been watching this for thirty minutes
keep pushin'
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i’ve just been watching this for thirty minutes
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gofund.me/dbd60eb45
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
gofund.me/dbd60eb45
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.