Pavel
@spavel.bsky.social
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Raised gifted; non-practicing. If your reply doesn't have alt text, I won't see it. 🌐 productpicnic.beehiiv.com 💼 UX Design 🟦 Sick of rectangles 🧑 he/him
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spavel.bsky.social
I don't remember. Their crime has been consigned to oblivion along with the rest of their being. I will use the freed-up brain capacity to remember something infinitely more important, like the names of Pokémon.
naiijah.bsky.social
what did the last person you blocked say to get blocked?
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bretdevereaux.bsky.social
Never had a trans student disrupt my class in even the smallest way. Had plenty of very-gender-conforming Overly-Assertive-Main-Character students be disruptive - monopolizing discussion, talking out of turn, that sort of thing.
spavel.bsky.social
My understanding is that you now just submerge the entire fucking rig into an aquarium full of mineral oil
spavel.bsky.social
It's a good one for sure!
spavel.bsky.social
Hahaha Melmoth is such a fool to keep looking at all those cursed paintings. I would never make that mistake, personally

*doomscrolls for 8 hours*
swordsjew.bsky.social
this entire book is gonna be me yelling at our tender hero to stop looking at cursed paintings and shit
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camconut-tree.bsky.social
where does Mamdani stand on making this city more equinable?
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emmaroller.bsky.social
The ruling class has correctly assessed public schools as a threat to them. Two reasons:
1. An educated working class is their worst nightmare
2. Public schools are one of the last places where working-class families mix across racial and ethnic lines
spavel.bsky.social
The Eel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.
Medieval Eel illustration.
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spavel.bsky.social
Designer: *through tears* please just tell me what you want, you can even ask to make it pop, I'll do anything

Me: It's too Mycenaean, redo it
spavel.bsky.social
Not that light! Brewers replicating the recorded Egyptian methods have come up with ABVs around the 5% mark.
spavel.bsky.social
The answer is, five liters of beer per person per day
thomasfuchs.at
(don’t know who made this)
A painting of the building of the pyramids

How tf did they build this without Teams calls, pitch decks, or Al powered workflow optimization programs
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yvonnezlam.bsky.social
I once asked a very skilled and experienced rower how people who make every boat they are in better do it. He said that he'd known two people like that, and they weren't the fastest or stronger rowers, but their superpower was adding stability where the boat needed it. Not something you'd see ...
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faineg.bsky.social
We could have replaced actual football games with AI players on a simulated field a LONG time ago - we could have pulled this off by simply televising people playing Madden even before that.

Imagine the money executives would save!

How mysterious that this never took off.
mrchompchomp.bsky.social
Analogy: Imagine a robot could play really good golf. Would you watch? Maybe as a curiosity. Would you want it competing against humans? Ofc not. Now imagine the robot played good golf sometimes but sometimes threw all its clubs off a cliff. That’s gen AI doing art. Misses the point & also sucks.
spavel.bsky.social
Another one to add to the list (I've relented and expanded it beyond languages, due to pressure from the comments)
spavel.bsky.social
Is this the only cocktail bar named after a programming language?
A bar called Small Talk.
spavel.bsky.social
First Dems weren't the ones in disarray and now this? Remarkable
aedwardslevy.bsky.social
Currently leading CNN homepage:
DOJ indicts NY attorney general who defeated Trump in court

Attorney General Letitia James speaks during a press conference in New York, on February 16, 2024, following a verdict against Donald Trump in his civil fraud trial.

She is the second Trump foe to be indicted in two weeks as the president continues to pursue charges against his opponents

Trump-loyalist brought charges after other attorneys voiced concerns
spavel.bsky.social
or the other way around, I don't mind really
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antitractionist.bsky.social
not a lot of moments where Medieval Christendom went "you know what, fair enough!"
spavel.bsky.social
Branson! You have a lot to answer for! For example: swanboy dot com
spavel.bsky.social
anecdote, pronounced like synecdoche
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
spavel.bsky.social
The trouble with the wine is if you screw up enough times, the onions just taste like wine
spavel.bsky.social
Also I like things a bit salty so I'd add more salt than I did. But something like parmesan cheese would be a perfectly fine salt substitute!

The spice in the sauce adds a lot of flavor to the dish that would have been missing from the base recipe. I would honestly just use a pasta sauce tbh.
spavel.bsky.social
I think I should have boiled the cabbage for substantially longer - the recipe says 5-7 minutes but the Savoy is quite crunchy so maybe even more than that! And the lemon zest would have added some much needed acidity.
spavel.bsky.social
Drake lost so bad that everything that was called Drake now has to be renamed Kendrick, out of shame.
MtG card of Wind Drake poorly edited to say Wind Kendrick. The Drake Hotel poorly edited to say the Kendrick Hotel.