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Courtney Milan
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She/her. I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. Fan of tea. Born at 332 ppm.

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You probably don't need to be told that this scammer is not Nora Roberts, but that is definitely not her email address, fuck you, get her name out of your mouth.
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
In addition to being evil, this is so genuinely incapable of understanding that other people exist and have wants and feelings and desires for things like self-determination.
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?

MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO

T: So force is on the table?

M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Sebastian has been scandalizing polite society with his scientific theories of sexual inheritance. But there’s one small problem. They’re not his theories. They’re Violet’s.
/jb

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January 5, 2026 at 7:35 PM
It's interesting seeing the people who say things like "that sounds great, sign me up" versus the people who say "uhhhh so like if Colorado is extremely dry and has no snowpack, what happens to the water?"
Welcome to January in Colorado, where it's sunny and *checks notes* 64 degrees
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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what if--hear me out--Venezuelans run Venezuela?
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged that the moment you put the laundry out on a surface to fold it, the cat will curl up in the most inconvenient spot.
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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This is it. "What do you think calling your electeds will do?"

Make them feel about me the same way everyone who's ever defaulted on student loans feels about their voicemail.
Ask not what your representative will do for you (nothing), ask how you can make your representative so miserable they quit their job
My attitude on this is that I'm not calling them because I think I can change their minds.

I'm calling them because it is unthinkable to let them do this without hearing how evil and awful they are.

My spite powers me. If I can get just 500 people a day to join me, we could fuck up their day.
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Another post from a Venezuelan friend:
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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So like, what if Maduro is somehow acquitted?
January 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Welcome to January in Colorado, where it's sunny and *checks notes* 64 degrees
January 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Jeremy Wentworth has been in love with Chloe Fong for as long as he can remember. Maybe it’s time he mentioned that he’s actually a duke?
/jb

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January 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
let's go Peruvian shaman prophesy part II
A group of Peruvian shamans gathered on a beach in southern Lima to perform their annual New Year ritual, delivering predictions for 2026 that included the fall of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and a serious illness for US President Donald Trump
January 4, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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to anyone wondering whether the decision to come out in favor of this or condemn it will look worse, historically speaking, may I refer you to *gestures to the entire history of american foreign policy and also the track record of the goons in office*
January 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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For those inclined to make the same arguments as the dipshit I just blocked:
1: The US involvement in the overthrow of Hawaii was obviously illegal at the time, not just in retrospect.
2: If you need something to be "among the most" bad things we've done to get outraged, that's a you problem.
I'm not a fan of yesterday's "military misadventure," but I'm also writing from a state that was a nation before American business interests conspired with the American ambassador to secure the help of American Marines to overthow the government.

"Among the most"? Pressing 'f' to doubt.
January 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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I keep thinking about how Trump has framed this as "law enforcement" -- going to back to my idea of "making the military more like police."
Law enforcement in this country is so violent, acting without regard to public safety, so the goal was the make the military more like cops.
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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Wrote a thing:
The carnage associated with fossil fuel is why speeding the transition to renewables is good for international stability as well as everything else. Fossil fuel is inseparable from violence, and dependence on it it has created a brutal world order....
Five Facets of the Attack on Venezuela by the Rogue Nation the US Has Become
1 They are saying it baldly: this is an oil grab. There is a history of oil grabs going back to British imperialism in the middle east in the late nineteenth century and murders of Osage Nation triba...
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January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Next… week???
The Senate will hold a vote next week on another bipartisan resolution blocking the use of military force against Venezuela without the express authorization of Congress, Sen. Tim Kaine announced
U.S. Senate Will Vote To Block Military Action Against Venezuela Next Week
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January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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I am struggling with what might be a generational experience. The gulf war was pretty politically formative for me. It’s not history so much as memory this time.

It is destabilizing to see almost the exact same gameplan but this time without the guardrails that at the time I took for granted.
January 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Democracy is increasingly under attack, as evidenced by this administration AND their actions today.

Be loud and demand accountability, and don't let naysayers get you. Encourage others to act.

Every act together collectively adds up, and we've seen this time and again in our country's history.
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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I'm boosting myself to say this:

You're going to see people On Here tell you calling electeds doesn't matter. That's not true.

Some are bots. Some are people who like being contrary to be edgy.

But calling moves the needle, especially against a blatantly illegal act by Trump and Co. ACT.
Candid answer - as someone who handled constituent affairs calls for years - while they’re not checking the phone right now, the urgency of the moment is important.

Show them you care enough to make the weekend call, and be counted that way. Staffers will clock and report this upstream.
Is there actually a benefit to leaving a VM now vs getting a staffer on Monday? Can do both but just curious
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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Im in my late 40s, and im just flashing back to every ‘justified’ regime change and invasion for decades, every ‘weapons of mass destruction’ lie, every ‘evil communists’ trope bought and sold by politicians, journalists and people, and all the incredible suffering that followed
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Denver:
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It would be great if Jared Polis shut the fuck up forever thanks!
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Fuccccckkkk this dude
Gov. Polis on Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM