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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · Jul 17

2054, 6 years after the collapse of American farming. strapping on my gladiator armor for the next death match: ugh haha yeah do you remember microsoft teams

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 12m

if i told you i came downstairs this morning to find that one of my cats had ripped open a brand new bag of cat food you might be forgiven for thinking "was their food bowl empty" but you would be wrong

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 8h

cat leveraging her learned helplessness by jumping into the laundry hamper and crying until I get out of bed to rescue her

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 9h

every trump appointee is a guy who the shogun would secretly assign a disgraced ronin to 'deal with' to save himself the embarrassment of associating with them

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 12h

a kind of hell!

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 12h

the craziest part is like, if you could copy your consciousness into a computer you'd still be you in your normal human body. there would just be a copy of your consciousness. at that point you're just doing it for ego

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 12h

i can't believe megamind is black now will disney ever stop

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 12h

by 2030 all american healthcare will focus on the penis

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 17h

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 13h

the one thing i learned from No Country for Old Men is that if you ever find a bag with 2 million dollars in it, the first thing you should do is empty it out onto your bed and roll around in the money to dislodge any tracking devices

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 13h

playing the secret chord and making god cum instantly

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 14h

i love how in cronenberg's the fly, seth brundle is like "all i did was make a machine that teleports inanimate objects, it fucking sucks i suck"

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 14h

every digital immortality person is like, "what if i increased the odds of me waking up in some kind of hell by infinity percent"

Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 14h

hmm this Art. it speaks to me

screenshot from tumblr. username @matthewsiji.com says "It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousness of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4"

username crazy-pages reblogs with the added note: "I can't decide if it's better if they're not really uploaded into the cloud, they just all tricked themselves into thinking a GPT model trained on their brain is them, so she's playing with their fake echoes in a macabre imitation of the immortality they deluded themselves into believing they had. Or if they're real and she's just about to torment them forever"

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Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 15h

arsonist cinder ella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey,
arsonist cinder ella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey,

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 15h

they called her cinder ella because of her long history of arson

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 16h

movie about a gooner who obsessively plans everything in advance call that Edge of Tomorrow

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · Jul 17

if jordan peterson played forgotten realms he'd be from benzoberranzan

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 19h

would I accept a $10,000 cheque to watch a gorilla destroy mike tyson? of course

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 19h

honestly one of the all-time biggest fuckups by this zookeeper

Mike Tyson admits he once offered a zookeeper $10,000 to fight a silverback gorilla

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 20h

YOU can't tell the difference because you equate criticism of *you* with agreement on other issues

Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 1d

The thing is, you can't distinguish far-left accounts from the MAGA-prankster accounts, because the horseshoe theory is real.

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 21h

corporate media is only going to conform to your preferences for as long as doing so is profitable. nothing to do with whether or not the content of the media is morally justifiable. as soon as Disney thinks most people would prefer pro-fascist media they'll write Star Wars: Glory to the Empire

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 1d

It's now considered controversial to fight the KKK in a video game.

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 21h

wrong

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 21h

big deal i can do those things without sports

The Conversation U.S. @us.theconversation.com · 23h

New research suggests #sports fandom has hidden costs to physical #health:

Devoted fans are more likely to binge drink, eat unhealthy foods and engage in emotional eating (especially if your favorite team loses a lot)

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 21h

your sentence is not grammatically correct. you should have used a semicolon after the word "punctuation"

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 21h

bro made a grammatical error in his first post trying to correct your grammar, smh

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 22h

Denny's Grande Slam with maple spaghetti

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 22h

it's carbonara but american society is too backward

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