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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · Jul 17

2054, 6 years after the collapse of American farming. strapping on my gladiator armor for the next death match: ugh haha yeah do you remember microsoft teams

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 1h

see this is one way you can tell that the thing can't be fully silicon based, because if he was he'd be inhaling oxygen and exhaling silicon dioxide, which is basically sand

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 1h

At my funeral make sure they play Night on the Bare Mountain by Mussorgsky

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 1h

turning 42 soon which is pretty fucked up if you think about it. they don't tell you about this

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 1h

probably needs more fiber

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 1h

you gotta get your laughs when you can in this sick sad world

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 2h

anyway we chased fred kreuger down to where he was living; in the heat exchanger at a water-cooled AI datacenter

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 2h

so sick of this guy

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · Jul 11

listen up liberal i hate my wife

post from Gisele Fetterman from 2022 saying "the spouse of your new senator is a formerly undocumented immigrant. ♥ Thank you." juxtaposed with a post from John Fetterman in 2025 saying "ICE performs an important job for our country. Any calls to abolish ICE are 100 inappropriate and outrageous"

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 2h

fuck this cave troll fraud

The Intercept @theintercept.com · 2h

It was the first time members of Congress were put on record about whether they supported or opposed the president’s war in the Caribbean.

Fetterman Is Sole Democrat to Vote Against Blocking Caribbean Drug Boat Attacks

Republicans in the Senate voted down an war powers bill to block Trump's deadly attacks on alleged Venezuelan drug boats in the Caribbean.

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 2h

one time the president caught covid and looked like he was dying and we all had a really good time

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 22h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 2h

Why haven't they done it yet?

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 3h

over half of the people in the world don't have access to properly functioning toilets. what about the real world makes you think that "most people" will be able to live off of passive income in 20 years?

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · Dec 19

“can i say something without anyone getting mad” you must be new here, no of course you can't

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 3h

how many times must we reinvent corn dad

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 3h

my balls are soooo mutated today

New Scientist: "Selfish sperm see older fathers pass on more disease-causing mutations
Older men are more likely to pass on disease-causing mutations to their children because of the faster growth of mutant cells in the testes with age"

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 4h

talk of bell

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 8h

if you say my shirt is ugly that's eugenics

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 10h

americans are ignorant hogs who need to be convinced to do the right thing, and if they aren't they will only get worse.

if you keep following this strategy of triangulating to already-existing public opinion, in 20 years you'll be arguing that democrats have to run anti-polio-vaccine candidates

the tallest stone @talleststone.bsky.social · 12h

I hate to say it but the majority of the country is not going to die on the hill of trans rights. We can’t protect ANY groups if we can’t win a national election, so purity tests only serve to make specific groups feel triumphant. That’s not “erasing” them; it’s long-horizon strategy.

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 12h

pretending a spirit told you isn't empirical evidence

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 12h

you absolutely are, without question

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 12h

you are mentally ill

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 12h

once equatorial/tropical regions start becoming uninhabitable and there's no one there to squeeze value from, we're in for a fun time

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 12h

The movie is The Reflecting Skin and Viggo Mortensen shows up 45 minutes in: Oh wait nevermind there's Aragorn, I get it.

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 17h

one funny thing about the praetorian guard is that you can usually count on them to kill the emperor