Tyler, from the Internet
@tylerfromtheinternet.com
Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him.
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Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him.
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🧵 UPDATE FOR MY BIRTHDAY:
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
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i’m a tyler, but also ya girl spiderdick
January 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
i’m a tyler, but also ya girl spiderdick
British porn is when Brits fuck on camera. Particulay British porn is when they say things like "oi pip pip guvna stuff me like one of them crumpets, shove a rail up me bum like I'm Africa in the 1800 undreds mate innit" while fucking on camera
Tyler why are you making me consider whether they are watching particularly British porn or not
January 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
British porn is when Brits fuck on camera. Particulay British porn is when they say things like "oi pip pip guvna stuff me like one of them crumpets, shove a rail up me bum like I'm Africa in the 1800 undreds mate innit" while fucking on camera
The way British dramas react to people having porn like it's a portable nuclear fucking weapon
January 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The way British dramas react to people having porn like it's a portable nuclear fucking weapon
Well let that be a lesson to you other states: if we come to you and murder your citizens, we will punish you for it. Better think about that next time before existing when we feel like murdering people.
at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Well let that be a lesson to you other states: if we come to you and murder your citizens, we will punish you for it. Better think about that next time before existing when we feel like murdering people.
Nah we will just apparently sacrifice America to sacrifice Palestine, dipshit 👍
We will not sacrifice America for Palestine, sorry.
January 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Nah we will just apparently sacrifice America to sacrifice Palestine, dipshit 👍
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May 2026 be the year of "it"
January 1, 2026 at 10:56 AM
May 2026 be the year of "it"
is this famous celebrity frankie??? 😲🤩
January 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
is this famous celebrity frankie??? 😲🤩
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you do not need to see the new footage. i'm pretty sure this was a hate crime tho.
January 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
you do not need to see the new footage. i'm pretty sure this was a hate crime tho.
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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And Renee Good’s last words appear to be “We’re not mad at you.”
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
And Renee Good’s last words appear to be “We’re not mad at you.”
Hmm, you say you're a socialist, and yet the country you are in says it is capitalist. Curious.
If you're so socialist, explain how this city was capitalist before you were elected. Riddle me this, Batwoman!
If you're so socialist, explain how this city was capitalist before you were elected. Riddle me this, Batwoman!
Socialist mayor?!?! In a capitalist city?!? OH MY 😱
@mayorofseattle.bsky.social Katie Wilson explains how she plans to deliver her ambitious agenda for ALL Seattle citizens with @kuow.org
www.kuow.org/stories/kati...
@mayorofseattle.bsky.social Katie Wilson explains how she plans to deliver her ambitious agenda for ALL Seattle citizens with @kuow.org
www.kuow.org/stories/kati...
January 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Hmm, you say you're a socialist, and yet the country you are in says it is capitalist. Curious.
If you're so socialist, explain how this city was capitalist before you were elected. Riddle me this, Batwoman!
If you're so socialist, explain how this city was capitalist before you were elected. Riddle me this, Batwoman!
Yeah you gotta take the don't-tread-on-me flags down after you tread on somebody I guess.
ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who shot and killed an unarmed civilian, flew a don't-tread-on-me Gadsden flag at his house, per the Daily Mail.
January 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Yeah you gotta take the don't-tread-on-me flags down after you tread on somebody I guess.
Honestly how do you determine the angle of a windsock even in the lightest wind
I’m trying to figure out Tucker Carlson’s angle here.
Is he reading the room earlier than his podcast peers, and realizes conservative Americans will be taken aback seeing a white woman murdered in cold blood in broad daylight?
Is he reading the room earlier than his podcast peers, and realizes conservative Americans will be taken aback seeing a white woman murdered in cold blood in broad daylight?
January 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Honestly how do you determine the angle of a windsock even in the lightest wind
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That was my takeaway too. She's clearly turning the wheel to her right.
I've slowed the video down here.
I've slowed the video down here.
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
That was my takeaway too. She's clearly turning the wheel to her right.
I've slowed the video down here.
I've slowed the video down here.
this is where we post from
January 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
this is where we post from
Surprisingly "It's time for Democrats to oust Schumer" isn't setting up a clip from 2017
It's time for Democrats to oust Chuck Schumer from leadership
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Surprisingly "It's time for Democrats to oust Schumer" isn't setting up a clip from 2017
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"if at first you don't succeed"? um okay PESSIMIST
January 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
"if at first you don't succeed"? um okay PESSIMIST
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If at first you don't succeed, give up and become a pundit
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If at first you don't succeed, give up and become a pundit
The Aristocrats 😕
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The Aristocrats 😕
It will be that Baz Luhrmann song in 1999 of this generation.
I’m imagining like
D-D-Donald Trump has *beat drop* diiiiieeeeedddd
D-D-Donald Trump has *beat drop* diiiiieeeeedddd
January 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
It will be that Baz Luhrmann song in 1999 of this generation.
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January 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM