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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers
@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
🔞Free Palestine. Filmmaker, mtg player, model. wumpus priestess. Neon Genderless Evangelion. 18+ only

MINNEAPOLIS BAYBEEEE

one of the hosts @podatog.bsky.social &
@atticmagic.bsky.social
any/all :3
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HEY GAMERS! Do you like Magic the Gathering (a Deckmaster game)? Do you like Bracket 1 Commander? Do you like sex jokes? Great! I'm launching a new stream show with @theothertracy.bsky.social that's gonna stir all that up in a big pot! Check out our decks on The Exhibitionists, coming (lol) soon!
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idk sometimes it's fun to be a guy who looks like the most woman
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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oh to be on my knees femme'd to the 9's and have a beautiful older woman call me a good boy
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
oh to be on my knees femme'd to the 9's and have a beautiful older woman call me a good boy
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
is drag race s6 the best reality tv?

probably!
November 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
how do i make wotc commission a bunch of my artist friends to make hero of bladehold secret lairs
reflecting on the magic drops this year

only one thing that wasn't EoE or black mage's rod stands out: mardu precon

(it has hero of bladehold in the 99)
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
reflecting on the magic drops this year

only one thing that wasn't EoE or black mage's rod stands out: mardu precon

(it has hero of bladehold in the 99)
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
idk sometimes it's fun to be a guy who looks like the most woman
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
you know that you've done it right when your girlfriend makes the house smell like soup

i fucking love this woman
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
for better and worse i can't stop saying "land pervert" when asked about how i play magic

like im something of a 5c land pervert. i love tapping the world for mana. i love utility lands. i love man lands and marit lage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
calling ai "stevia brains" until further notice
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
we need an internet hague to hold everyone who made google unusable responsible
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
anna conda and it's a girl snake was right there
Seriously, fuck whoever decided to name the new Anaconda “Anaconda” and not “Anaconda: The Jack Blackening” or “Not Another Anaconda Movie” or fucking ANYTHING that distinguishes it. Suck a donkey dick, marketers.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
it's almost like we can't afford to do performative Keeping Up With the Joneses shit
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
the existence of darth plagueis the wise implies the existence of darth plagueis the fool
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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so is 401k like a sequel to 40k or?
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
this is assuming i don't need to leave the country for Transphobic Bullshit reasons
i'm gonna try to go to MC Atlanta next year i think

i sure would like to see y'all
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Went 0-3 in the Nissan Cube, my insurance payments are through the roof now
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i'm gonna try to go to MC Atlanta next year i think

i sure would like to see y'all
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"not queer but love the aesthetic"

please go explore a forest
"everyone knows someone who's trans at this point (part of why I know we'll win)"
republicans could win elections for the next 20 years by running ads of your face and bio
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
without his spark, he's been going by Bob Nixilis
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Vinjamin Diesel
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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walking past a sandwich shop, seeing a sign reading "mouthwatering 12" subs" and getting so hard i pass out
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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signal boosting
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.

Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM