LaQueef Skeetfield•♡
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🎀🌈Blackity Black | #bbw | #NSFW Content Creator | Sober Harm Reductionist | D(M)V🎀
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bill fucking fergueson.
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
bill fucking fergueson.
fucking remarkable, we love a scammer
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
fucking remarkable, we love a scammer
less crazy when you think of the people born near the end of his life.
Crazy How Some People Really Think Michael Jackson Isn’t A Black Man 🤦🏽♂️
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
less crazy when you think of the people born near the end of his life.
absolutely is.
“Absolutely not” really might be the best phrase on Earth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
absolutely is.
I get into so many Uber/Lyfts that smell like weed and/or too many/much airfreshners/cologne
sensory fucking nightmare and honestly id rather smell the read.
sensory fucking nightmare and honestly id rather smell the read.
I get so many Lyft passengers getting in my car smelling like “Eau de Loud”…
It smells just like herbaceous ASS. It be having MY stomach turning so bad. Like, why wouldn’t you have gum or a mint at the ready? This ain’t the first time you’ve tasted that nastiness.
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I get into so many Uber/Lyfts that smell like weed and/or too many/much airfreshners/cologne
sensory fucking nightmare and honestly id rather smell the read.
sensory fucking nightmare and honestly id rather smell the read.
Reposted by LaQueef Skeetfield•♡
PRESALE of two new shirts/sweatshirts
-- a throwback design and "nice people use drugs"
ENDS FRIDAY 11/21
bmorehrc.org/presale
#baltimore #harmreduction
-- a throwback design and "nice people use drugs"
ENDS FRIDAY 11/21
bmorehrc.org/presale
#baltimore #harmreduction
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
PRESALE of two new shirts/sweatshirts
-- a throwback design and "nice people use drugs"
ENDS FRIDAY 11/21
bmorehrc.org/presale
#baltimore #harmreduction
-- a throwback design and "nice people use drugs"
ENDS FRIDAY 11/21
bmorehrc.org/presale
#baltimore #harmreduction
damn id never had sober sex until I was... sober lol
16. Never have I ever had sex while on drugs.
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
damn id never had sober sex until I was... sober lol
oops
19. Never have I ever had sex with two people in the same day.
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
oops
all I did for years lol
17. Never have I ever had sex with someone I didn't like.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
all I did for years lol
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
hosting an edging party. you can't come.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
hosting an edging party. you can't come.
wtf Canada????!??
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
wtf Canada????!??
girl, their night hasn't even ended yet LOLOL
The mexicans doing karaoke at 6am not WILD AFFFFFF???!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
girl, their night hasn't even ended yet LOLOL
WELP here i go trying to get on a plane with jist a photo of an expired ED and a billion bills/envelopes
WISH ME LUCK
WISH ME LUCK
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
WELP here i go trying to get on a plane with jist a photo of an expired ED and a billion bills/envelopes
WISH ME LUCK
WISH ME LUCK
also when I get mad at god im thinking of the white bearded man in the sky tnat wears socks with sandals snd a yoga
when im less mad/not mad at my god and sit down and pray and talk to it allup, god is a nebulous mix of all things of the universe, omnipotent and caring, not Russell brand.
when im less mad/not mad at my god and sit down and pray and talk to it allup, god is a nebulous mix of all things of the universe, omnipotent and caring, not Russell brand.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
also when I get mad at god im thinking of the white bearded man in the sky tnat wears socks with sandals snd a yoga
when im less mad/not mad at my god and sit down and pray and talk to it allup, god is a nebulous mix of all things of the universe, omnipotent and caring, not Russell brand.
when im less mad/not mad at my god and sit down and pray and talk to it allup, god is a nebulous mix of all things of the universe, omnipotent and caring, not Russell brand.
seriously I "lost my ID" right before I have to get on a flight that ive been panicked/fear stricken by for the last week and a half?
theres a piece in Pathological Demand Avoidance literature that speaks to this.
theres a piece in Pathological Demand Avoidance literature that speaks to this.
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
seriously I "lost my ID" right before I have to get on a flight that ive been panicked/fear stricken by for the last week and a half?
theres a piece in Pathological Demand Avoidance literature that speaks to this.
theres a piece in Pathological Demand Avoidance literature that speaks to this.
istg the self sabotage around things I have deep anxiety about doing is fucking pathological
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
istg the self sabotage around things I have deep anxiety about doing is fucking pathological
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
deep sigh
How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
deep sigh
dooooooo people youre casually having sex with tell you they love you mid fucking?
#skeetsafterdark #betweentheskeets
#skeetsafterdark #betweentheskeets
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
dooooooo people youre casually having sex with tell you they love you mid fucking?
#skeetsafterdark #betweentheskeets
#skeetsafterdark #betweentheskeets
*taps the sign*
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
*taps the sign*
aaand now I've spent over 45 minutes watching their content
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
aaand now I've spent over 45 minutes watching their content
ive watched this so many times
*manifesting*
*manifesting*
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
ive watched this so many times
*manifesting*
*manifesting*
