LaQueef Skeetfield•♡
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no.
Can we all agree that Linda is the funniest Belcher
a cartoon character from bob 's burgers with a surprised expression on her face
ALT: a cartoon character from bob 's burgers with a surprised expression on her face
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
no.
In a dreamworld id take a week off to create OF content in a nice air bnb and another week to schedule/organize content
January 20, 2026 at 11:38 PM
In a dreamworld id take a week off to create OF content in a nice air bnb and another week to schedule/organize content
dear coffee shops,
stop using chai, black tea, iced coffee, containers interchangeably. Chai leeches through your plastic containers and makes everything taste chai.
stop using chai, black tea, iced coffee, containers interchangeably. Chai leeches through your plastic containers and makes everything taste chai.
Dear bakery/coffee shop/grocery/restaurant:
I'm tired of biting into your bagel/bread/muffin/cookie and tasting fuckin' Fabuloso.
Stop cleaning with that shit.
I'm tired of biting into your bagel/bread/muffin/cookie and tasting fuckin' Fabuloso.
Stop cleaning with that shit.
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
dear coffee shops,
stop using chai, black tea, iced coffee, containers interchangeably. Chai leeches through your plastic containers and makes everything taste chai.
stop using chai, black tea, iced coffee, containers interchangeably. Chai leeches through your plastic containers and makes everything taste chai.
idc of people can read it or not, I think cursive contributed to so many crucial things for me and my artwork.
January 20, 2026 at 11:08 PM
idc of people can read it or not, I think cursive contributed to so many crucial things for me and my artwork.
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I will let go of my OGs if i hear them say harmful shit. I will miss you but not that much
January 20, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I will let go of my OGs if i hear them say harmful shit. I will miss you but not that much
are we still watching football
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
are we still watching football
imagine hating me when all im doing is dancing in my underwear to 90s grunge
#sexworksaturday #fatassfriday #ebonybbw
#sexworksaturday #fatassfriday #ebonybbw
January 17, 2026 at 8:12 PM
imagine hating me when all im doing is dancing in my underwear to 90s grunge
#sexworksaturday #fatassfriday #ebonybbw
#sexworksaturday #fatassfriday #ebonybbw
calling in the white men calvary
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
calling in the white men calvary
im so sorry..
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
im so sorry..
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
I think Black people will catch this faster
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I think Black people will catch this faster
I know can give you 15 minutes where you laugh, cry, gasp, be on disbelief and clap at the end by tailoring for the audience im in front of, i do this on the regular in specific meetings.
but I wouldn't do it for a lot of audiences because id be giving away my values and principles
but I wouldn't do it for a lot of audiences because id be giving away my values and principles
Do you think you’re funny? Are you funny enough to do a 15 min standup comedy special?
January 13, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I know can give you 15 minutes where you laugh, cry, gasp, be on disbelief and clap at the end by tailoring for the audience im in front of, i do this on the regular in specific meetings.
but I wouldn't do it for a lot of audiences because id be giving away my values and principles
but I wouldn't do it for a lot of audiences because id be giving away my values and principles
i stood up when they asked if I had a misdemeanor, problem with cops or
I told the judge I had a dui and he asked if I was drunk and I LOL'd and said yes
and he was startled and said what?
I was like yes of course I was drunk LOL that's why I got the dui
he said "most people don't say yes"
I told the judge I had a dui and he asked if I was drunk and I LOL'd and said yes
and he was startled and said what?
I was like yes of course I was drunk LOL that's why I got the dui
he said "most people don't say yes"
Lots of people in this jury selection are opting out. People who cannot / will not convict for religious or moral reasoning. Also people are opting out staying they are biased due to experiences with drugs.
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
i stood up when they asked if I had a misdemeanor, problem with cops or
I told the judge I had a dui and he asked if I was drunk and I LOL'd and said yes
and he was startled and said what?
I was like yes of course I was drunk LOL that's why I got the dui
he said "most people don't say yes"
I told the judge I had a dui and he asked if I was drunk and I LOL'd and said yes
and he was startled and said what?
I was like yes of course I was drunk LOL that's why I got the dui
he said "most people don't say yes"
"............😇..." my way into some dick
"What I do stink? 🥺" my way into some dick
“You hate me 🥺” my way into some dick
January 12, 2026 at 8:06 AM
"............😇..." my way into some dick
ok buy my lower back is always fucked up, so much so that I only saw how good this stretch has to feel
I totally missed him teabagging her
I totally missed him teabagging her
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
ok buy my lower back is always fucked up, so much so that I only saw how good this stretch has to feel
I totally missed him teabagging her
I totally missed him teabagging her
the only ones allowed near my precious pussy
Calling all men with nice, clean & manicured hands 🙌🏽 >>>
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
the only ones allowed near my precious pussy
I cant help myself but bite thick niggas thighs and butts😮💨
January 12, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I cant help myself but bite thick niggas thighs and butts😮💨
thats why I want 'em to make me beg for it
That first stroke sends me into orbit
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
thats why I want 'em to make me beg for it
OOP he said what he said
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
OOP he said what he said
smdh grave robbing mayo monster
Police find basement full of body parts after man arrested near cemetery
Officers said at least 26 mausoleums and vaults had been forced open since early November
www.independent.co.uk
January 9, 2026 at 8:01 AM
smdh grave robbing mayo monster
i think, I totaled my 90 couple Jeep Grand Cherokee by falling asleep after drinking a pint of 80 proof tequila & some beers while driving to another town to fuck, thereby violating probation for my 1st dui by getting a 2nd, resulting in being put on intensive outpatient treatment & 5 days in jail.
does anyone have memories from 2010? like what was even going on that year, I feel like nobody ever talks abt her
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 AM
i think, I totaled my 90 couple Jeep Grand Cherokee by falling asleep after drinking a pint of 80 proof tequila & some beers while driving to another town to fuck, thereby violating probation for my 1st dui by getting a 2nd, resulting in being put on intensive outpatient treatment & 5 days in jail.
I would knee you in the nuts and make you suck my strap
Drop a subskeet 📕🥸
January 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I would knee you in the nuts and make you suck my strap
show yourself you cowards
Drop a subskeet 📕🥸
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
show yourself you cowards
lol really
Is your ass really fat or have you just mastered your good angles 🤔
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
lol really
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Stop taking pictures with your mattress on the floor! ☝🏽
January 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Stop taking pictures with your mattress on the floor! ☝🏽