C. Robert Cargill
@crobertcargill.bsky.social
Lvl 50 Writer of Wrongs. SINISTER 1 & 2. DOCTOR STRANGE. THE BLACK PHONE 1 & 2. THE GORGE. V/H/S/85. SEA OF RUST. DAY ZERO. WE ARE WHERE THE NIGHTMARES GO. Six books, seven movies. Podcaster with JUNKFOOD CINEMA. Tio do Churrasco. Misfit toy.
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The most important thing in writing is to finish. A finished thing can be fixed. A finished thing can be published. A finished thing can be made into a movie.
An unfinished thing is just a dream. And dreams fade if you don't hold on tight enough.
So finish the thing.
An unfinished thing is just a dream. And dreams fade if you don't hold on tight enough.
So finish the thing.
Merry Christm-ass everyone!
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Merry Christm-ass everyone!
Picked up some rad new art for the office: two fan art posters/comic covers for the respective episodes that I and my close friend Joe Lynch appeared in on THE LAST DRIVE IN. They look great. Excited to get framed and hanging.
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Picked up some rad new art for the office: two fan art posters/comic covers for the respective episodes that I and my close friend Joe Lynch appeared in on THE LAST DRIVE IN. They look great. Excited to get framed and hanging.
If you’re not on a watchlist, are you even a writer?
I recently wrote a script that featured a shootout in JFK Airport, which meant I had research the best way to get a gun into an airport. I’m not saying I’m on a watch list, but I am saying I’m likely flagged.
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If you’re not on a watchlist, are you even a writer?
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Matthew Lillard is great, so here's this Shaggy piece I made.
Stay tuned for more Matthew Lillard pieces this week!
Stay tuned for more Matthew Lillard pieces this week!
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Matthew Lillard is great, so here's this Shaggy piece I made.
Stay tuned for more Matthew Lillard pieces this week!
Stay tuned for more Matthew Lillard pieces this week!
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The economy is FAR WORSE than the government is acknowledging. This holiday season, if you know folks struggling, don't be afraid to leave a mystery box of groceries or some gifts from Santa for the kids on their porch. Maybe drop a grocery store gift card in their mailbox.
Be the Christmas magic.
Be the Christmas magic.
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The economy is FAR WORSE than the government is acknowledging. This holiday season, if you know folks struggling, don't be afraid to leave a mystery box of groceries or some gifts from Santa for the kids on their porch. Maybe drop a grocery store gift card in their mailbox.
Be the Christmas magic.
Be the Christmas magic.
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Opening night pics.
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Opening night pics.
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I'm unfortunately in that category myself. Sorry to be one of those people, but if you feel like sharing, it could be a big help bsky.app/profile/tyle...
My freelance was pushed back to January, and I haven't been able to find any other work. I'm offering whatever I can in return for help. Stories, comics, drawings. Leave a comment with your donation. I'll do it for you. Thank you so much to everyone who is able to help/share! ko-fi.com/tylerhendrix
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm unfortunately in that category myself. Sorry to be one of those people, but if you feel like sharing, it could be a big help bsky.app/profile/tyle...
The economy is FAR WORSE than the government is acknowledging. This holiday season, if you know folks struggling, don't be afraid to leave a mystery box of groceries or some gifts from Santa for the kids on their porch. Maybe drop a grocery store gift card in their mailbox.
Be the Christmas magic.
Be the Christmas magic.
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The economy is FAR WORSE than the government is acknowledging. This holiday season, if you know folks struggling, don't be afraid to leave a mystery box of groceries or some gifts from Santa for the kids on their porch. Maybe drop a grocery store gift card in their mailbox.
Be the Christmas magic.
Be the Christmas magic.
A reminder that you can find MAN FINDS TAPE in select theaters and wherever you rent your movies. Check out the website for more info!
www.magnetreleasing.com/manfindstape/
www.magnetreleasing.com/manfindstape/
Man Finds Tape | A Magnolia Pictures Film | Starring Kelsey Pribilski, William Magnuson, John Gholson and Brian Villalobos | Now in Theaters and on Digital.
Lucas Page’s (William Magnuson) viral YouTube channel “Man Finds Tape” features a series of creepy home videos. When he reaches out to his sister, Lynn (Kelsey Pribilski), with surveillance footage of...
www.magnetreleasing.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
A reminder that you can find MAN FINDS TAPE in select theaters and wherever you rent your movies. Check out the website for more info!
www.magnetreleasing.com/manfindstape/
www.magnetreleasing.com/manfindstape/
The worst part - THE ABSOLUTE WORST PART - of making a comic book movie is that 95% of every story about the project, both before & after, will be some mix of hearsay, an out of context half sentence, or straight up clickbait horseshit. Its so maddening & surreal to wake up to shitstorms like this.
Sara herself debunked the whole thing, but I want to make clear that I’m disappointed Culture Crave posted this in the first place without caring about research despite being a news outlet!
I also want to post this so people are aware the OP is misleading & bad, do NOT harass btw.
#Animation
I also want to post this so people are aware the OP is misleading & bad, do NOT harass btw.
#Animation
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The worst part - THE ABSOLUTE WORST PART - of making a comic book movie is that 95% of every story about the project, both before & after, will be some mix of hearsay, an out of context half sentence, or straight up clickbait horseshit. Its so maddening & surreal to wake up to shitstorms like this.
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#6 on apple horror movies. 🤯
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
#6 on apple horror movies. 🤯
I've seen this passed around quite a bit. A LOT fucking happens these days, so it can be hard to remember events, but Milo was the one who famously outed Loomer's affair with Trump & got her banished from Mar-A-Lago. Meanwhile, Tucker is in with Nick Fuentes, who was Kirk's biggest rival. Civil war.
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I've seen this passed around quite a bit. A LOT fucking happens these days, so it can be hard to remember events, but Milo was the one who famously outed Loomer's affair with Trump & got her banished from Mar-A-Lago. Meanwhile, Tucker is in with Nick Fuentes, who was Kirk's biggest rival. Civil war.
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FYI: Paul Gandersman and Peter S. Hall's MAN FINDS TAPE hits theaters and VOD today - here's how the found footage mockumentary came to life with a helping hand from one of horror's hottest writers.
How MAN FINDS TAPE Got A Helping Hand From An A-List Horror Writer
Paul Gandersman and Peter S. Hall's MAN FINDS TAPE hits theaters and VOD today - here's how the found footage mockumentary came to life with a helping hand from one of horror's hottest writers.
dlvr.it
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
FYI: Paul Gandersman and Peter S. Hall's MAN FINDS TAPE hits theaters and VOD today - here's how the found footage mockumentary came to life with a helping hand from one of horror's hottest writers.
Movie theaters forever
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Movie theaters forever
The Jay Duplass film THE BALTIMORONS is a delightful, feel good, shot-on-film, down and dirty indie that feels like it escaped from the 90s. Two unlikely people (a dentist and an improv comic) spend Christmas Eve together, each with their own bullshit to work through. One of Duplass's best. Loved it
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The Jay Duplass film THE BALTIMORONS is a delightful, feel good, shot-on-film, down and dirty indie that feels like it escaped from the 90s. Two unlikely people (a dentist and an improv comic) spend Christmas Eve together, each with their own bullshit to work through. One of Duplass's best. Loved it
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I saw a Spill reference in the wild here on Bluesky today, and then saw people responding to it, and I gotta tell ya, it's never not gonna be weird to see someone reference some nonsense you did with your friends on the internet 20 years before...
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I saw a Spill reference in the wild here on Bluesky today, and then saw people responding to it, and I gotta tell ya, it's never not gonna be weird to see someone reference some nonsense you did with your friends on the internet 20 years before...
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Matthew Lillard is a national god damned treasure, not only as an enjoyable as fuck actor, but as a D&D ambassador and co-owner with his friends of Beadle & Grimm's (makers of the best D&D accessories on the market.) The only person who looks worse for Quentin shitting on him is fucking Quentin.
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Matthew Lillard is a national god damned treasure, not only as an enjoyable as fuck actor, but as a D&D ambassador and co-owner with his friends of Beadle & Grimm's (makers of the best D&D accessories on the market.) The only person who looks worse for Quentin shitting on him is fucking Quentin.
Getting some real dickhead reply guys in the feed so I've altered the interaction settings on some posts.
But to clarify to anyone doing a driveby, my comments are about filmmakers, not critics or genuine criticism. Criticism is essential for our art. Shit talking is not. Especially as filmmakers.
But to clarify to anyone doing a driveby, my comments are about filmmakers, not critics or genuine criticism. Criticism is essential for our art. Shit talking is not. Especially as filmmakers.
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Getting some real dickhead reply guys in the feed so I've altered the interaction settings on some posts.
But to clarify to anyone doing a driveby, my comments are about filmmakers, not critics or genuine criticism. Criticism is essential for our art. Shit talking is not. Especially as filmmakers.
But to clarify to anyone doing a driveby, my comments are about filmmakers, not critics or genuine criticism. Criticism is essential for our art. Shit talking is not. Especially as filmmakers.
I spent the first 10 years of my career as a famously vicious film critic. I was effusive with love but wrote some famous takedowns that often went viral. There was a 2 month period where my careers overlapped. I wrote a SAVAGE takedown of an admittedly deserving film that went around town…
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I spent the first 10 years of my career as a famously vicious film critic. I was effusive with love but wrote some famous takedowns that often went viral. There was a 2 month period where my careers overlapped. I wrote a SAVAGE takedown of an admittedly deserving film that went around town…
The one thing I'll say that's good out of all this nonsense is how the film community has really grown out of enjoying this kind of inter-personality sniping to become a body of positively, that just loves movies and the people who make them. The pushback against negativity is so refreshing in 2025.
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The one thing I'll say that's good out of all this nonsense is how the film community has really grown out of enjoying this kind of inter-personality sniping to become a body of positively, that just loves movies and the people who make them. The pushback against negativity is so refreshing in 2025.
No bullshit, I'm that guy. I'm the guy who took community college film classes with an honest to God Quentin Tarantino poster on my wall. Not just of his movies. Of him. I was the very quintessence of a Tarantino fanboy.
So when I'm officially done with his shit, something has gone very wrong.
So when I'm officially done with his shit, something has gone very wrong.
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
No bullshit, I'm that guy. I'm the guy who took community college film classes with an honest to God Quentin Tarantino poster on my wall. Not just of his movies. Of him. I was the very quintessence of a Tarantino fanboy.
So when I'm officially done with his shit, something has gone very wrong.
So when I'm officially done with his shit, something has gone very wrong.
Tarantino has always been very ivory tower about the internet. He was a famously NOT online at all. He was a religious reader of AICN but would, I shit you not, have his assistant print out the screens every day for his morning read. I don't think he even knows how badly his reputation has shifted.
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Tarantino has always been very ivory tower about the internet. He was a famously NOT online at all. He was a religious reader of AICN but would, I shit you not, have his assistant print out the screens every day for his morning read. I don't think he even knows how badly his reputation has shifted.
Matthew Lillard is a national god damned treasure, not only as an enjoyable as fuck actor, but as a D&D ambassador and co-owner with his friends of Beadle & Grimm's (makers of the best D&D accessories on the market.) The only person who looks worse for Quentin shitting on him is fucking Quentin.
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Matthew Lillard is a national god damned treasure, not only as an enjoyable as fuck actor, but as a D&D ambassador and co-owner with his friends of Beadle & Grimm's (makers of the best D&D accessories on the market.) The only person who looks worse for Quentin shitting on him is fucking Quentin.
Very sorry to anyone hoping to catch me at tonight's MAN FIND TAPE Q&As, but I won't be able to make it due to illness. Super bummed as I love this movie and its team so much.
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Very sorry to anyone hoping to catch me at tonight's MAN FIND TAPE Q&As, but I won't be able to make it due to illness. Super bummed as I love this movie and its team so much.