C. Robert Cargill
@crobertcargill.bsky.social
Lvl 50 Writer of Wrongs. SINISTER 1 & 2. DOCTOR STRANGE. THE BLACK PHONE 1 & 2. THE GORGE. V/H/S/85. SEA OF RUST. DAY ZERO. WE ARE WHERE THE NIGHTMARES GO. Six books, seven movies. Podcaster with JUNKFOOD CINEMA. Tio do Churrasco. Misfit toy.
It's unreal. The worst fucking dude. Being the absolute worst fucking dude. To a dude who is somehow, seemingly impossibly, even worse than Morgan. Astonishing decent into the abyss of awful shitheels.
December 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's unreal. The worst fucking dude. Being the absolute worst fucking dude. To a dude who is somehow, seemingly impossibly, even worse than Morgan. Astonishing decent into the abyss of awful shitheels.
If you like that and you *haven't* seen Pierce Morgan sideswipe Nick Fuentes today, you are missing Shakespeare as it was meant to be performed.
December 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If you like that and you *haven't* seen Pierce Morgan sideswipe Nick Fuentes today, you are missing Shakespeare as it was meant to be performed.
There's a civil war happening on the far right and people who used to only matter in those corners are coming out swinging trying to shore up what the party will look like when Dozing Donny takes his last nap.
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
There's a civil war happening on the far right and people who used to only matter in those corners are coming out swinging trying to shore up what the party will look like when Dozing Donny takes his last nap.
Dems never run the same candidate twice like Republicans do, and the real question for her is "Where do you go from here." Because up no longer is an option.
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Dems never run the same candidate twice like Republicans do, and the real question for her is "Where do you go from here." Because up no longer is an option.
Apparently, this is REALLY common post presidential loss. There is this amazing high and an envelope of people telling you you're the next President. Election night happens, you lose, secret service are sent home that night and you are suddenly just...unemployed. And it feels like life is just over.
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Apparently, this is REALLY common post presidential loss. There is this amazing high and an envelope of people telling you you're the next President. Election night happens, you lose, secret service are sent home that night and you are suddenly just...unemployed. And it feels like life is just over.
I *LOVE* mine! Enjoy!
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I *LOVE* mine! Enjoy!
I saw Wreckx-n-Effect live during their 10 minutes of fame and this doesn't surprise me AT ALL.
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I saw Wreckx-n-Effect live during their 10 minutes of fame and this doesn't surprise me AT ALL.
I watched this video last weekend and tried to guess which spot BEASTMASTER was in.
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It did not make the list. It played less than 37 times total in the 80s...
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It did not make the list. It played less than 37 times total in the 80s...
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I watched this video last weekend and tried to guess which spot BEASTMASTER was in.
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It did not make the list. It played less than 37 times total in the 80s...
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It did not make the list. It played less than 37 times total in the 80s...
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December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
TOOT TOOT!
AWWWWW
BEEP BEEP!
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TOOT TOOT!
AWWWWW
BEEP BEEP!
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Best…podcast?
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Best…podcast?
What do you mean? Did something else happen? Certainly nothing fucking banana britches and earth-shakingly stupid happened? Right?
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What do you mean? Did something else happen? Certainly nothing fucking banana britches and earth-shakingly stupid happened? Right?
I'm not saying you have to do a Cereal Killer action figure, I'm just saying that if you do, I'll be in the bidding war for it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm not saying you have to do a Cereal Killer action figure, I'm just saying that if you do, I'll be in the bidding war for it.
Jesus jumping juniper fucking Christ. What monstrous things to say.
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Jesus jumping juniper fucking Christ. What monstrous things to say.
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I'm unfortunately in that category myself. Sorry to be one of those people, but if you feel like sharing, it could be a big help bsky.app/profile/tyle...
My freelance was pushed back to January, and I haven't been able to find any other work. I'm offering whatever I can in return for help. Stories, comics, drawings. Leave a comment with your donation. I'll do it for you. Thank you so much to everyone who is able to help/share! ko-fi.com/tylerhendrix
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm unfortunately in that category myself. Sorry to be one of those people, but if you feel like sharing, it could be a big help bsky.app/profile/tyle...
I still contend the director's cut is one of the 10 best films of the '00s.
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I still contend the director's cut is one of the 10 best films of the '00s.
People did that to me when I was the holiday video store guy and it always made a shit day better.
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
People did that to me when I was the holiday video store guy and it always made a shit day better.