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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 14m

But also like if you're just kinda idly scrolling and half paying attention it's definitely missable

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 17m

Not sure if this counts as easy or not but (other than hyperspeed rat) have her watch the chair in this one

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 16h

A rat ran across the table at Al Jazeera during a broadcast 🐀 😬

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 24m

We are so cooked.

Fortune headline:

Lay’s drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn’t know their chips were made out of potatoes

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 57m

Hole in one, call that teekoyaki

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Eric L. Robinson @uticaeric.bsky.social · 1h

Love to be be a journalist sharing AI slop

Like a physician treating patients with herbs and crystals

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 16h

A rat ran across the table at Al Jazeera during a broadcast 🐀 😬

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 1h

Fuckin programmers adding "the computer will disobey" buttons

Torment nexus assholes

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 1h

That's how I feel about it and I turned that shit off

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 1h

Yeah I don't think it holds up

Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 1h

Lol, hello djp/jose/liontamer/whoever this is, thanks for the years of good music

Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 1h

Samsung you can't just call "wifi always on" intelligent wifi.

Text message from Samsung after an OS update:

Congratulations! Your device's firmware updated successfully, enabling Intelligent Wi-Fi features. Inteligent Wi-Fi will enable Wi-Fi, even if Wi-Fi is toggled off, when your device comes in range with a previously saved Wi-Fi network. Modify these settings, including turning off the option for automatically turning Wi-Fi back on, under Settings > Connections > Wi-Fi > Inteligent Wi-Fi.

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reggie seidman @ennui.org · 10h

This baseball is not free. It comes at a terrible cost.

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Keith (vibe spreadsheeter) @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 10h

BASEBALL FANS UPSET AT RECEIVING EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF BASEBALL

"I came here hoping to see the normal amount of nothing happening. But this is more nothing than I prepared for," said one attendee.

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10h

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 10h

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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Aaahh!!! Real Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 10h

take me out to the ballgame

ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.bsky.social · 7d

question for the timeline

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10h

The Krassenstein tweet about rooting for Robert Mueller but now it’s about entropy and the baseball game

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 10h

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 10h

Not that they'd know what to do with either a tongue or a cheek

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 10h

They can't even realize that her breasts boobing boobily is tongue in cheek

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 11h

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 10h

Great vibes, simple but grooving, great use of decrescendos and crescendos, nice

Cheers

MEMI - Miracle (Lyric Video)

YouTube video by MEMI (매미)

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 10h

Last two for the night, same band

MEMI - Sorry for my late reply (Lyric Video)

YouTube video by MEMI (매미)

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 10h

I'm over selling the evanescence part vocally a bit but it's all a blend

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 11h

What happens when you throw slipknot, evanescence, and mick gordon in a blender?

Synsnake - Parasite [Official MV]

YouTube video by Synsnake

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com · 11h

Sometimes

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