kat, ghost of helenruthsghost
@chaoskat.bsky.social
I teach at a community college. I am a caretaker of elderly parents. Constantly and consistently failing at trying to find time to write.
Rooting for funniest possible baseball outcomes
Baseball. Chaos.
She/her
Rooting for funniest possible baseball outcomes
Baseball. Chaos.
She/her
Pinned
People listing their favorite teams again. /takes a deep breath/ ok here we go: I watch mlb but don’t have any favorite teams. I just watch whatever game seems good, has players I like, and I root for no one. I don’t care who wins it loses (seriously). I love chaos, and ✨might be good at jinxing✨
Hello to all the new people. 👋
They’re good pies Brent
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
They’re good pies Brent
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Sigh. We are doing a two day thanksgiving bc there are people who can't be in the same room at the same time.
Two completely different menus. Thoughts and prayers please.
Two completely different menus. Thoughts and prayers please.
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Sigh. We are doing a two day thanksgiving bc there are people who can't be in the same room at the same time.
Two completely different menus. Thoughts and prayers please.
Two completely different menus. Thoughts and prayers please.
Cardinals got Dick Fitts. St Louis you've got until spring training to get your jokes ready 🚨
Trade summary, per Jeff Passan:
Red Sox get - Sonny Gray
Cardinals get - Richard Fitts, Brandon Clarke
Red Sox get - Sonny Gray
Cardinals get - Richard Fitts, Brandon Clarke
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Cardinals got Dick Fitts. St Louis you've got until spring training to get your jokes ready 🚨
This is one of the reasons I'm on here asking for a chili recipe. The “get a free recipe after reading a little story” industry is in shambles
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is one of the reasons I'm on here asking for a chili recipe. The “get a free recipe after reading a little story” industry is in shambles
Sonny Gray is going to try every team until he finds one he likes
@JeffPassan tweeted
The Boston Red Sox are acquiring right-hander Sonny Gray in a trade with the St. Louis Cardinals, sources tell ESPN. Red Sox get the veteran who said he would waive his no-trade clause to leave. First on the news was @JonHeyman.
The Boston Red Sox are acquiring right-hander Sonny Gray in a trade with the St. Louis Cardinals, sources tell ESPN. Red Sox get the veteran who said he would waive his no-trade clause to leave. First on the news was @JonHeyman.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sonny Gray is going to try every team until he finds one he likes
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Okay bluesky, I would like your best chili recipe please. I have no opinions about beans or no beans. I just want to see your go-to recipe.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Okay bluesky, I would like your best chili recipe please. I have no opinions about beans or no beans. I just want to see your go-to recipe.
@ruthkapelus.bsky.social a compliment for you 😍
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@ruthkapelus.bsky.social a compliment for you 😍
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paypal running ads about buying candles on installments feels like america interpreted that dril tweet as aspirational
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM
paypal running ads about buying candles on installments feels like america interpreted that dril tweet as aspirational
Saw your holiday lights from across the road and I like your vibe
Making sure the holiday lights are on to her satisfaction.
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Saw your holiday lights from across the road and I like your vibe
They should do a GBBO second chance series and it’s all people who were eliminated in the first three weeks
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They should do a GBBO second chance series and it’s all people who were eliminated in the first three weeks
Agghhhhh I've never wanted to pet a cat so bad. Gotta respect their wishes. But I bet that kitty is so soft 😭
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Agghhhhh I've never wanted to pet a cat so bad. Gotta respect their wishes. But I bet that kitty is so soft 😭
LRT I see that A’s hat on that young protester. Manfred radicalizing ppl 👀
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
LRT I see that A’s hat on that young protester. Manfred radicalizing ppl 👀
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Members of POP are among 30 people arrested yesterday blockading the Krome ICE detention facility in Florida standing up to Trump’s deportation machine.
No human being is illegal. It’s time to stand up and shut it down.
No human being is illegal. It’s time to stand up and shut it down.
BREAKING: 30 young people were just arrested after blocking an ICE detention facility near Alligator Alcatraz.
ICE is kidnapping our neighbors on behalf of fascist billionaires. It's time for every single American to stand up to their intimidation tactics. Let's shut it down.
ICE is kidnapping our neighbors on behalf of fascist billionaires. It's time for every single American to stand up to their intimidation tactics. Let's shut it down.
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Members of POP are among 30 people arrested yesterday blockading the Krome ICE detention facility in Florida standing up to Trump’s deportation machine.
No human being is illegal. It’s time to stand up and shut it down.
No human being is illegal. It’s time to stand up and shut it down.
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Interviewed a suspect in regard to the bite marks that have been appearing on my puzzle pieces today, and she claimed she has no ideas as to how they got there.
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Interviewed a suspect in regard to the bite marks that have been appearing on my puzzle pieces today, and she claimed she has no ideas as to how they got there.
Oh no this is very funny and also wrong but very funny
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Oh no this is very funny and also wrong but very funny
I like some teams more than others. I watch the AL East a lot. I get into a team for a while, this season was the Tigers and Rockies. I have some I just don't think about much, I forget Texas exists, and have never liked Atlanta and prolly won't. But, no, I genuinely don't have a favorite team.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I like some teams more than others. I watch the AL East a lot. I get into a team for a while, this season was the Tigers and Rockies. I have some I just don't think about much, I forget Texas exists, and have never liked Atlanta and prolly won't. But, no, I genuinely don't have a favorite team.
🚨 crush alert crush alert crush alert 🚨
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
🚨 crush alert crush alert crush alert 🚨
Wow. Okay. In college, I had an emotional affair with my professor. Don't do this! Do not recommend! And now that it's been years I'd like to tell him that I know now that none of it was my fault. That now I'm the professor, I see how wrong he was and that I'd never abuse my power like that
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Wow. Okay. In college, I had an emotional affair with my professor. Don't do this! Do not recommend! And now that it's been years I'd like to tell him that I know now that none of it was my fault. That now I'm the professor, I see how wrong he was and that I'd never abuse my power like that
😭 I have definitely had times like this. Most of us have. I'm sorry, that is a bummer.
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
😭 I have definitely had times like this. Most of us have. I'm sorry, that is a bummer.
Kindness
Humor
Compassion
Humor
Compassion
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Kindness
Humor
Compassion
Humor
Compassion
🥰 Aw you’re sweet but I have never been cool. Which is fine lol. I'm happy being a dork.
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
🥰 Aw you’re sweet but I have never been cool. Which is fine lol. I'm happy being a dork.
I have started saying Oh Sugar bc of the Bake Off. But I usually just swear :/
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I have started saying Oh Sugar bc of the Bake Off. But I usually just swear :/
Assuming this is the best version of fuck, marry, kill where I don't have to kill anyone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Assuming this is the best version of fuck, marry, kill where I don't have to kill anyone.