Beccas can't be choosers
@beccanical.bsky.social
Australian trans woman, useless bisexual, leftist, shitposter, publicly a poet, secretly hot
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being a poet sucks
now when i encounter a moment of such transcendant beauty that every nervous impulse of my body is soothed to quiet awe i can't say "they should have sent a poet", i have to say "they should have sent a poet who's actually good"
now when i encounter a moment of such transcendant beauty that every nervous impulse of my body is soothed to quiet awe i can't say "they should have sent a poet", i have to say "they should have sent a poet who's actually good"
coffee mug that says "don't talk to me until i've had my medical emergency"
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
coffee mug that says "don't talk to me until i've had my medical emergency"
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
i think i just had a panic attack? whatever it was, it was very noticeable & very unpleasant
hopefully it subsides fully and i can actually get some sleep tonight
hopefully it subsides fully and i can actually get some sleep tonight
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think i just had a panic attack? whatever it was, it was very noticeable & very unpleasant
hopefully it subsides fully and i can actually get some sleep tonight
hopefully it subsides fully and i can actually get some sleep tonight
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Doctor who only knows about clowns seeing a patient: Getting real Pagliacci vibes from this
February 5, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Doctor who only knows about clowns seeing a patient: Getting real Pagliacci vibes from this
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porn patient: oooh my huge dick hurts. and my balls as well
porn nurse: doctor, this patient has too many cums in him. we need to get him to the Orgy-rating Room, stat!
porn doctor: i am so tired. i just need like 2 hours to nap without a major cumtastrophe. i can't squirt under these conditions!
porn nurse: doctor, this patient has too many cums in him. we need to get him to the Orgy-rating Room, stat!
porn doctor: i am so tired. i just need like 2 hours to nap without a major cumtastrophe. i can't squirt under these conditions!
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
porn patient: oooh my huge dick hurts. and my balls as well
porn nurse: doctor, this patient has too many cums in him. we need to get him to the Orgy-rating Room, stat!
porn doctor: i am so tired. i just need like 2 hours to nap without a major cumtastrophe. i can't squirt under these conditions!
porn nurse: doctor, this patient has too many cums in him. we need to get him to the Orgy-rating Room, stat!
porn doctor: i am so tired. i just need like 2 hours to nap without a major cumtastrophe. i can't squirt under these conditions!
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I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
*stubs my toe, dealing my last HP in damage and causing me to drop a rare 6-modifier greatsword*
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
*stubs my toe, dealing my last HP in damage and causing me to drop a rare 6-modifier greatsword*
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the hero's journey is when the protagonist leaves his small town a boy and returns a woman in the fullness of her power
October 1, 2024 at 9:20 AM
the hero's journey is when the protagonist leaves his small town a boy and returns a woman in the fullness of her power
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if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
making a chronic illness tier list for the current meta
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
making a chronic illness tier list for the current meta
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DOGE is disbanding after an estimated 600,000+ people died in other countries because of USAID cuts to lifesaving food and medication.
Elon Musk will go down as one of history's' most prolific mass murderers of children.
Anyone driving a Tesla is supporting a nazi.
Elon Musk will go down as one of history's' most prolific mass murderers of children.
Anyone driving a Tesla is supporting a nazi.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
DOGE is disbanding after an estimated 600,000+ people died in other countries because of USAID cuts to lifesaving food and medication.
Elon Musk will go down as one of history's' most prolific mass murderers of children.
Anyone driving a Tesla is supporting a nazi.
Elon Musk will go down as one of history's' most prolific mass murderers of children.
Anyone driving a Tesla is supporting a nazi.
getting absolutely samsara'd in the playoff season monk contest
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
getting absolutely samsara'd in the playoff season monk contest
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
it turns out that Zuckerberg is one of the most prolific enablers of child abuse in the history of the world.
i contend that nobody this derelict in their duty of care to minors should be allowed to have any excess of money or influence ever again, and that should be the least of the consequences
i contend that nobody this derelict in their duty of care to minors should be allowed to have any excess of money or influence ever again, and that should be the least of the consequences
"According to the brief, Meta was aware that millions of adult strangers were contacting minors on its sites; that its products exacerbated mental health issues in teens; and that content related to eating disorders, suicide, and child sexual abuse was frequently detected, yet rarely removed."
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
it turns out that Zuckerberg is one of the most prolific enablers of child abuse in the history of the world.
i contend that nobody this derelict in their duty of care to minors should be allowed to have any excess of money or influence ever again, and that should be the least of the consequences
i contend that nobody this derelict in their duty of care to minors should be allowed to have any excess of money or influence ever again, and that should be the least of the consequences
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How is started vs how it's going
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
How is started vs how it's going
a good bit is to post a pic of your pet looking absolutely adorable but caption it with something a fantasy cartoon villain would say, like "power unimaginable!" or "behold the majesty of true mastery!"
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
a good bit is to post a pic of your pet looking absolutely adorable but caption it with something a fantasy cartoon villain would say, like "power unimaginable!" or "behold the majesty of true mastery!"
they should make a Star Trek episode from the perspective of a young Vulcan, who visits Earth but with the "planet of hats" treatment where everyone is constantly being extremely irrational, emotional, unserious, etc.
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
they should make a Star Trek episode from the perspective of a young Vulcan, who visits Earth but with the "planet of hats" treatment where everyone is constantly being extremely irrational, emotional, unserious, etc.
just learned one fact about a new place, which is its defining feature & only thing going on there i bet
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
just learned one fact about a new place, which is its defining feature & only thing going on there i bet
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Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender
if i do ever get a diagnose for whatever's wrong with me, i hope they let me take better drugs. get some medical marijuana going or whatever, y'know? instead of the "do not cum" pills you get for depression
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
if i do ever get a diagnose for whatever's wrong with me, i hope they let me take better drugs. get some medical marijuana going or whatever, y'know? instead of the "do not cum" pills you get for depression
translated: "if a paranoid weirdo currently dedicated precious years of their life to hatred & violence out of a delusion of persecution & martyrdom tries to harass you, simply tell them they've made a mistake. they will immediately admit their mistake and reevaluate their bayesian priors, we swear"
The LGBTQ community has been saying that targeting trans people will disproportionately affect cis women for FUCKING YEARS. And it does. LGBAliiance treat them like their abuse is acceptable collateral damage to their prejudicial grift crusade.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
translated: "if a paranoid weirdo currently dedicated precious years of their life to hatred & violence out of a delusion of persecution & martyrdom tries to harass you, simply tell them they've made a mistake. they will immediately admit their mistake and reevaluate their bayesian priors, we swear"
traumatised anxious queer polycule held together by central nervous system
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
traumatised anxious queer polycule held together by central nervous system
damn, apparently this guy is too sexy for his shirt? what an unfortunate disability 😞
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
damn, apparently this guy is too sexy for his shirt? what an unfortunate disability 😞
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and considering our current government got in in part due to the previous government’s horrific robodebt policies (which did lead to deaths)…
oh well, centre “left” parties are just as willing to sacrifice the unemployed these days as the right is
oh well, centre “left” parties are just as willing to sacrifice the unemployed these days as the right is
Gee, this using AI thing really isn't working out well for Deloitte:
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
and considering our current government got in in part due to the previous government’s horrific robodebt policies (which did lead to deaths)…
oh well, centre “left” parties are just as willing to sacrifice the unemployed these days as the right is
oh well, centre “left” parties are just as willing to sacrifice the unemployed these days as the right is